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I feel like there will be a begathon and he will get one of these "donated" in the near future.
It wouldn't surprise me if already put the $5 reservation fee and once December or whenever he gets an email that he has to pay for it comes, he'll do the beg-a-thon. Not like he loses anything as if he can't pay for it, he'll get refunded his $5 and taken off the reservation list. I also think that if he did reserve it, then it would be the most expensive one because fuck you
 
Why Phil obviously has his hair colored during his travels for his fancy haircuts and comes up with every excuse that he's not balding, but is accepting that his goatee is graying rapidly and looks like shit is another of Phil's odd ways.

Phil should put most importance in his goatee, and probably a beard soon. Unfortunately, he was born with an oddly shaped head and severely recessed maxilla. The side profile of Phil in the car almost made me feel bad for him. He needs to do everything to hide his persistent Droopy dog jowls and extra chins.
 
Yeah just like his hair. Dude should shave his fucking head-Oh wait then we would see his oddly shaped head. LOl well can't change who you are I guess.

His ego would make him get a wig long before he went bald unless the horse trolls the living fuck out of him and gets him to go on stream bald telling him it looks good after shaving him.
 
I love this.

The expectation that this slide sets:
You're going to watch Phil eat at a table in a quaint, quiet atmosphere while he sets up a camera in a way that it makes you feel like he's sitting across from you.

Reality:
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Are you really surprised at this point that he is too exceptional to shave properly?

Yeah just like his hair. Dude should shave his fucking head-Oh wait then we would see his oddly shaped head. LOl well can't change who you are I guess.


His beard has been lopsided for months. Maybe hes trying to pass the screw up off as an ironic joke
 
I'm curious if he will use this opportunity to fly back to CT to appear in court but also to see his dying parents:

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He looks like that guy that scientists designed that could withstand a car crash.

But the exact opposite.

The guy that would always immediately fall apart after the slightest touch
I love this.

The expectation that this slide sets:
You're going to watch Phil eat at a table in a quaint, quiet atmosphere while he sets up a camera in a way that it makes you feel like he's sitting across from you.

Reality:
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Feasting with the king of pigs.

So, the distinction between this and DSP Tries s It is that in this one he orders food that's far more expensive?

Wow Dark, I really believe you are financially destitute.

The next show will be Dining with The Royals, where King Darksfadil, Kween Kat & Prince Jahspurr will go out to an expensive restaurant to try out their best meals.

The more I think about it, the more I want to see DSP in a reality show lmao
 
he denied its existance for a while until someone pointed out the king of hate merch
Yeah but I believe he doesn't have that king of hate merch anymore (he once did, but nothing specifically refers to "The King of Hate" on his teespring store anymore, so just take my word for it, or someone here might know more about it than me).

The surprising thing for me that has gone completely under his nose is that he's been calling his website the King of Hate forums (and also his secondary youtube channel the King of hate vlahgs) for years now, and it's not particularly difficult these days to change the name of your website, or to be more technical about it, the domain name itself, on whatever platform you made that website on.

So I think if it really bothered him that much, he would have completely shifted away from that form of labelling, but he hasn't, for whatever reason that may be.

Edit: So it is still there...
 
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