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I might be imagining this but when he first introduced jasper he didn't have white paws? I am blocked on insta so I can't verify

Edit: I was thinking of some other cat posted here i think lol
 
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Freshtodeath said:
I might be imagining this but when he first introduced jasper he didn't have white paws? I am blocked on insta so I can't verify

Edit: I was thinking of some other cat posted here i think lol
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Cocker you're thinking of that missing cat poster someone found. Where some people were actually exceptional enough to believe Phil stole Jasper from someone, because the missing cat was from WA and named Jasper.
 
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UaineRunei said:
He thinks that someone important had a problem with him being in the partner program.

Dude, they took 4-5 years to notice you. No one knows you in the Twitch staff, except maybe an intern.
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I have to disagree. He's famous for forgetting his camera was on while jacking on their platform. I'm willing to bet every person at Twitch knows exactly who he is, they probably just didn't know what to do with him and finally got tired of the minor problems he was always causing.
 
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Guess i'm toxic now! said:
Remember guys, when Phil jokes about something it's usually the truth.
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I feel secondhand embarrassment every time Phil uses this grade school playground style of sarcasm.

“HUHUH YEAH DOOD IM SO GAY I SUCK DICK CONSTANTLY YUP OBSESSED WITH MEN’S CUM. I CAN BARELY TALK TO YOU GUYS WITH ALL THE CUM IN MY MOUTH ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK. FAIR ENOUGH?”
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
I feel secondhand embarrassment every time Phil uses this grade school playground style of sarcasm.

“HUHUH YEAH DOOD IM SO GAY I SUCK DICK CONSTANTLY YUP OBSESSED WITH MEN’S CUM. I CAN BARELY TALK TO YOU GUYS WITH ALL THE CUM IN MY MOUTH ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK. FAIR ENOUGH?”
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One would think phil would be desensitized after dealing with bait questions for years, but he still reacts like its the first time. Definitely somewhere on the spectrum.
 
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Just a remind that the whole "skinny arms snap off holding a controller to to atrophy" is right out of the pigroach comeback 101 playbook known as "hamming it up". Famously shown off in the Friday the 13th video where he was called out for jackin' it "uh yeah dood you know every inch of my penis ack ack ack it's all you think of everyday". When called out on his shit and cannot refute he'll just embellish and overreact nothing we havent seen before. That aside with the atrophy you ain't skinny you're just mush, a fat white lump that holds no shape and like your opinions you are neither hot nor cold but just lukewarm mush.
 
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"vr is dead" as soon as the valve index was available again its number 2 topseller on steam

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Phil, since you read everything on the farms, here's a hard truth.

You are alone. Your wife hates you. Its not a normal healthy relationship by any means. These tips from your whale mahds show your popularity is in the toilet, even when they tip with fake names they don't fool anybody. Your chat is full of the literal braindead and trolls and youre so retarded yourself you can't tell.

And when you inevitably get triggered by this post and others and rant about it, it really shows how right we are. Hows it feel to know that we know and understand you better than you?
 
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Just tuned into Dave to see him make it to the Vault 34 armory, only to leave all the good guns behind and only pick up some shitty armor.

Fucker left the riot shotgun and just glossed over The All American, then bitched that the loot wasn't good.

Also apparently doesn't haven't any fucking radx or radaway.
 
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Just tuned into Dave to see him make it to the Vault 34 armory, only to leave all the good guns behind and only pick up some shitty armor.

Fucker left the riot shotgun and just glossed over The All American, then bitched that the loot wasn't good.

Also apparently doesn't haven't any fucking radx or radaway.
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The All American is one of my go-to weapons in New Vegas, it's so good and can be repaired fairly easily. The fact he missed it is so annoying. Did he even take any of the huge amount of explosives?
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I have wanted to see him play VR so bad for a while now. We'd be able to see his gormless body language from a first person perspective and watch him bumble around in virtual reality.
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It'll be like becoming Phil for an hour, before he gets too exhausted from minor movement and has to take the next day off to recover, but without all the negatives; Being a bankrupt, friendless ghoul.
 
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tomstone said:
"vr is dead" as soon as the valve index was available again its number 2 topseller on steam

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you know, i was initially skeptical of this current gen of VR
but now i can see it's got a comfortable niche to itself
it's not going to be prolific and everywhere, but it'll make it's mark and be around for a long time

also phil is a moron
 
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