DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Full Race Replay]

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How does phils beard get worse every single day?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Another troll username, this is the way. Except giving Dave money is fuckin stoopid.

 

[UaineRunei]

Just imagine if this was true. He would hit the tips goal 2x more.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Just imagine if this was true. He would hit the tips goal 2x more.

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Dave really oughta just do the $50 to turn the camera on, $100 for the glasses, $150 for a vest, $200 for the brokeback mountain hat. Blame it on inflation.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Someone in chat asked if Phil streaming overtime is a reward for hitting the Tips Goal.
Bro, giving him the money he wants causes him to clock out faster. He's literally going overtime right now because he hasn't even made $50 yet.
DSP's fans are only ever rewarded when they DON'T give him money, because that's the only thing that compels him to actually put in more effort. And by that I mean slightly more than the absolute bare minimum.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Another troll username, this is the way. Except giving Dave money is fuckin stoopid.

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The superchats are basically the replacement for the troll cheers (bits) at this point. The only key difference that has really impacted his bahttom line is that there is no gifted membership options for people to purchase, unlike Twitch with gifted subs.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Dave is now in overtime and constantly scanning for tips, he wants those six dollarydoos to put on the glasses.

And some fuck gave Dave $6 to get up to $50, PITTANCE OF TIPS

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil was walking around in circles talking to random NPCs and playing various minigames 15 minutes into overtime
After a $6 tip to reach 50, Phil instantly does what's necessary to complete the level

 

[UaineRunei]

NO

 

[But I Digress]

Naht a very pahsative stream guys

 

[SojiroSakura]

He's terrified of power buttons lmao. He ended saying he wants to just close the laptop and leave it on standby, just like his PC. King of neglecting everything that runs his business.

 

[Private Joker]

Phil is so stupid he paid for a laptop that's far less advanced than my near 3 year old gaming laptop. He could have paid nearly the same price for the model I have on Ebay.

People really are dumb enough to think some rich jackoffs are gifting these expensive things to this bozo. But if that really is the case and people are buying these things for him, there's no hope left. We're truly headed for idiocracy.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Naht a very pahsative stream guys


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"This right here sucks" - DSP​

 

[N0thingICanDo]

He's terrified of power buttons lmao. He ended saying he wants to just close the laptop and leave it on standby, just like his PC. King of neglecting everything that runs his business.

 

[LyteSydeByll]

Just imagine if this was true. He would hit the tips goal 2x more.

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Has this kind of feeling to it:

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

NO

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Trick question, Phil’s electric bill is due everyday of the year

 

[Fill Bern El]

He's terrified of power buttons lmao. He ended saying he wants to just close the laptop and leave it on standby, just like his PC. King of neglecting everything that runs his business.

well if anything let's start a long term experiment on the effects of only using sleep mode on your PC

 

[UsedUp]

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Damn piggy got ratio'd hard. Spoiler the replies are not positive.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Say, maybe showing off a thousand dollars in new electronics while crying poverty wasn't the best strategy?