DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TJGamebox]

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[marlintan]

Is it stupid to pay a certain amount when you could do a bit of research and get more capability? Yes, but this is Phil. We’ve collectively devised a hundred ways he could improve what he does for a living, most of which are both easy and cheap if not free, but Phil’s gonna Phil. He is going to use the exactly the same setup with the same equipment until it falls apart to be annoying enough to him that he can’t ignore it any longer and then he’ll pay more money than is necessary to replace it. He will do this until he is dead, and thank God, because if he didn’t and every stupid asshole like him stopped alongside him the global economy would collapse.

You don't have to know X amount about a subject to want to make an unwise purchase though? I own a couple 44mags (revolver & lever action), but I still think about dropping $1k+ on a used Desert Eagle 44mag, I know it has gas feed issues that cause failures, but, I still want one. Be it larping i'm in CS 1.6 or having a new gadget to fixate on chat/tips, I don't see much of a difference between the frivilous spending.

Most athletic black dudes would never refer to themselves as an athletic black dude. OiC still living in fantasy land as a cool and relatable guy, despite being a basement dwelling rapist.

*edit* Athletic, not authentic.

I've had friends train at the naval air station here and getting on base is a real PITA, you have to be on a list to even get on base, if ur chum isn't in the car with you, with his military ID; and there is no way a civvy would be allowed to stay at on base housing with a friend (imaginary or not). Hawaii is not large, and I don't expect any off-base housing to be available for anyone below a O6 (whichever branch).

In summation, this is all just a LARP for the lonely faggot, and the black fetish is just disturbing.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

I still think about dropping $1k+ on a used Desert Eagle 44mag

If you're gonna get a meme gun at least go all the way and get the .50AE

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP missed the goal last night which meant he had to raise even more money on the day stream today to pay his taxes. He earned the "normal" $200 I think? Now him missing the goal again tonight doesn't mean shit.

At least feign stress, DSP. Also MASSIVE hint he bought something fucking else Thursday. If it's that fucking steam deck istg.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Stream is over, day off tomorrow... and he has another surprise on Thursday

He bought a new chair

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Goddamn this idiot is on a spending spree, another surprise on Thursday.

 

[Fragarach]

Phil teasing "another surprise" on Thursday. So he got "anonymously gifted" some other bullshit that he's likely going to reveal on stream. Mr. I Can't Afford My Bills has sure been buying a lot of shit lately.

 

[actually]

Poll has been updated. Place your bets on when the tip goal will get raised yet again. As a reminder, Phil didn't make it a month this last time.

 

[King Nutsack]

so this is his new schtick now? LIVE "surprise reveals" of things everybody correctly guesses on here to try to get people excited and open their wallets because it's so exciting seeing him unboxing a laptop? I don't fucking get it.

edit: tips goal will be back up to $200 within a week

 

[The Black Prince]

My guess is a new chair for the office that he is getting on his day off. Not sure how he is gonna explain that one but im sure he'll think of something the paypigs will believe.

Also Phil is so fucking ugly lol. You don't full understand until he does those close ups.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Stream is over, day off tomorrow... and he has another surprise on Thursday

He bought a new chair

Greenscreen & a 1080p webcam



as if

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

Alright fellow autistic super-detectives. Place your bets. What's the surprise? Let's all be sick in the head mentally-ill tinfoil hat conspiracy theorists and... nail it on the head again just like the Series X and the laptop.

My top 5 in no particular order are as follows:

1) Green screen
2) New chair
3) New webcam
4) Steam Deck pre-order "anonymously gifted"
5) Something so unbelievably gay and nothing to do with his streams that even Doctor Strange didn't see it in any of the timelines

 

[Down At The Farms]

From today's earlier stream:

"I couldn't possibly ask for more (money)" uhhh circus clown, ALL YOU DO IS ASK FOR MORE.

Also, was listening to his Donkey Kong 64 TIHYDP from around February 2020 and here's how he responds when asked why he's still playing the game:

He "has to do it" because it's Viewers' choice. Wasn't Divinity viewers choice Dave? As soon as he realized he could get away with it he dropped it, and I expect many playthroughs to be dropped in the future now the precedent is set.

 

[DeeTracktor]

It's a chair, he was prepping his tards for it during the laptop reveal. Two peepul were very disappointed they couldnt buy him an xbox you guys, so one of them donated a laptop, and now the chair is due.

So Phil has mentioned three people ''behind the scenes'' that want to donate something that only benefits Phil (cheaper content via game pass, a laptop to monitor tips and donations, and a new chair), and wouldnt ya know, he has a third surprise on Thursday...

Sounds good?

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

A few things

He admitted that he accepts tips from unverified paypals during the early stream. He has not announced this before, but when someone complained that they couldnt tip because verification was taking a long time, he just casually admitted that he verifies the tips himself if they are unverified. Before it was verified or bust. Curious.

The stalling is ridiculous. he has got out of his chair 5 times and walked away just to kill time. Pastryachy is getting fleeced for $50 a pop. This game could have ended 10 streams ago if you cut out the getting up and about, another 30 if you removed begging.

He has made tip rewards so he is always constantly just a small amount from the next goal. And when he reaches the goal, he then moves the goal posts to the next goal "only x away from y goal". These are cultish and exploitative behaviors that are just disgusting. This point alone I want him banned from streaming. Its fucking disgusting. Give me those hats idc

 

[marlintan]

If you're gonna get a meme gun at least go all the way and get the .50AE

If you only knew how bad it really is daddy...

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Also Phil is so fucking ugly lol. You don't full understand until he does those close ups.

All that matters is his wife loves his appearance. His uneven goatee, his lopsided face, the jowls that resemble Droopy the dog, the sickly skin, the greasy hair are all things Kat thinks are very sexy.

 

[Kornheiser]

"Timbo tipped $1.30 and said that the 'Bucks won the NBA and I'm going to celebrate'. Hold on dood, the stream is almost over and we are $31 from the cowboy hat!"

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To be honest, I’m doing the exact same thing right now. I’m celebrating a championship and not watching Phil at all.

 

[NotValKilmer]

LOOOOOL he loves the gratification he feels by buying and unboxing shit on stream now. Dude just loves to spend money to cope. This is going to be an interesting arc, I wonder exactly how long he drags out this "donation" bullshit. I give him a few weeks before the faggot has one of those monthly gamer mystery box subscriptions. Classic Phil, hopping on trends years after they've lost interest.

 

[Lady Adjani]

LOOOOOL he loves the gratification he feels by buying and unboxing shit on stream now. Dude just loves to spend money to cope. This is going to be an interesting arc, I wonder exactly how long he drags out this "donation" bullshit. I give him a few weeks before the faggot has one of those monthly gamer mystery box subscriptions. Classic Phil, hopping on trends years after they've lost interest.

Dave pioneered unboxing videos