Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Altera]

Well, my biggest problem with Kacey is that while so many things genuinely are Chris's own fault, I've always felt like the house wasn't one of them. Bob and Barb had filled the entire house to the absolute brim with hoard piles, and then they decided just to unload the burden onto Chris, who is completely incapable of taking care of taking care of anything. I'm a functioning adult and I wouldn't even know where to start if someone told me I had to clean up a hoardy house, never mind the manchild that is chris, with barb and bob looming over him unwilling to throw out anything.

 

[BigDickBandit]

Snoopy was Barb's dog, but Chris had responsibility of him, which he failed as well. Anything that comes into contact with 14 BLC becomes filthy, lazy, obese, miserable and sad.

And dead.

 

[BigDickBandit]

I dont feel sorry for Chris much for the animals, animals seem to suffer and always have “breathing problems” or “health issues” which i feel is always down to how they get looked after at 14BC.

So i feel 100x worse for the poor animals than i will ever feel for Chris.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

but the whole call was set up in a way just for the purpose of chewing out Chris.

And that's why it's the best piece of Chris content ever. I don't think they expected half of the shit Chris said in the end. Matthew despite being prepared and probably reading off the cliffsnotes still was genuinely baffled by "I stuff carrots, I stuff broccoli" response or how he lifted 10 ton doghouse and especially when instead of just freaking out after "naive" remark, Chris told him - the father of the girl he wanted to be with and tried to present himself in the best way possible to - "you've just crossed the line, sir, and if we were in the same room..." The first time I've heard it I couldn't believe it wasn't scripted, so unexpected some responses were.

Well, my biggest problem with Kacey is that while so many things genuinely are Chris's own fault, I've always felt like the house wasn't one of them. Bob and Barb had filled the entire house to the absolute brim with hoard piles, and then they decided just to unload the burden onto Chris, who is completely incapable of taking care of taking care of anything. I'm a functioning adult and I wouldn't even know where to start if someone told me I had to clean up a hoardy house, never mind the manchild that is chris, with barb and bob looming over him unwilling to throw out anything.

I don't know, man. I agree that Chris had no chance of fixing their house, but keep in mind that after Bob's death their house's state became even worse, to the point that some rooms became completely inaccessible and now after the fire their house is full of trash again. He couldn't fix it the first time, but he could at least not to make things worse, but he did. Then he was given a fresh start and he did it again. I really don't get it - it's not even the toys or legos, it's just junk, it's not practical, he can't even walk around the house, nevermind the fact, that their house has almost burned down once. That will be ironic if this will be the end of Chandlers.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm a functioning adult and I wouldn't even know where to start if someone told me I had to clean up a hoardy house

A) Throw everything away
B) Have a yard sale/ebay
C) Short circuit a coffee maker and burn the house down.

Though, Chris will never throw anything away, even now with Barb suffering from dementia.

Chris will only sell shit that is barbs/Bob's which has either burned down or becoming rotted and moldy trash. The shit Barb has acquired in recent years from goodwill likely have very little value and it would be too much of an effort for Chris to sell furniture on eBay or bring it to a good will.

Chris wouldn't be able to do a yard sale very well, I can't imagine old people interacting with him, and he would probably demand insane prices. He would need a tard wrangler to pull that off. Infact the second Barb dies he should gather up his local white knights and convince them to help him yank the hoard out to the yard. Sell everything you can over a fri-sunday period, throw away the rest or donate to a Goodwill if he can convince someone to load it into a U-Haul.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris definitely needed help with is dysphoria at the time. Although I will say it was pretty funny watching people scream at Chris to go to the hospital and Chris saying "I went to the doctor and he said my vagina's growing in fine."

Dysphoria my ass, I wish Borb was still around and spicy enough to tell Chris that any attempt at trying to appear feminine will make him look like an even bigger retard. Chris making up thet lie about the doctor was hilarious. A stink ditch saga would be a saga to end all sagas, but Null would probably burry the audio of Chris yelling like a howler monkey because his neo clit fell off and was promptly ingested by the cat.

 

[Yamamura]

And that's why it's the best piece of Chris content ever. I don't think they expected half of the shit Chris said in the end. Matthew despite being prepared and probably reading off the cliffsnotes still was genuinely baffled by "I stuff carrots, I stuff broccoli" response or how he lifted 10 ton doghouse and especially when instead of just freaking out after "naive" remark, Chris told him - the father of the girl he wanted to be with and tried to present himself in the best way possible to - "you've just crossed the line, sir, and if we were in the same room..." The first time I've heard it I couldn't believe it wasn't scripted, so unexpected some responses were.

Oh yeah for sure, I don't deny that it wasn't entertaining. Though I did winge a through it whenever Matthew asked him to elaborate on "what kind of misunderstandings!" and it forced Chris to basically admit that he's lazy and a failure. I guess saying I feel sorry for Chris might not accurately describe it very well. It's more like it made me cringe so much that I actually felt a little second hand embarrassment for Chris.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Dysphoria my ass, I wish Borb was still around and spicy enough to tell Chris that any attempt at trying to appear feminine will make him look like an even bigger retard.

I wonder how different Chris would be if Barb died first and Bob was still around. Without Bob and Barb suffering from dementia he got to take over the entire house and troon out with mild resistance.

He had nobody in his daily life to tell him how much of a slow in a mind he's becoming and his autism was not only able to flourish but set loose to run wild.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I wonder how different Chris would be if Barb died first and Bob was still around.

Probably not too much different, since Bob called him a fag and that didn't stop Chris from sliding down the drain. After all, both of his grandparents were too old to deal with him at that point.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Probably not too much different, since Bob called him a fag and that didn't stop Chris from sliding down the drain. After all, both of his grandparents were too old to deal with him at that point.

Maybe but I don't see Bob letting Chris go to court, church, out in public dressed in the troon getup. When Bob was still alive Chris was still pretty tame with the troon shit. I can't imagine he wouldn't put up a fight old or not about Chris taking over the entire house with his toys and finger paintings. Especially if Bob was depressed about Barb's passing, who knows. But I believe it probably would have made some interesting interactions, more so than dementia barb begging Chris to go get food from Sheetz in the middle of the night

 

[thismanlies]

Dysphoria my ass, I wish Borb was still around and spicy enough to tell Chris that any attempt at trying to appear feminine will make him look like an even bigger retard. Chris making up thet lie about the doctor was hilarious. A stink ditch saga would be a saga to end all sagas, but Null would probably burry the audio of Chris yelling like a howler monkey because his neo clit fell off and was promptly ingested by the cat.

Bob would've definitely knocked some sense into Chris, especially if/when trolls called his house and told him that Chris was getting the idea to troon out from the Internet. We would've gotten Internet Lumberjack 2.0 before he died.

But I'm pretty sure someone who knew Chris said he had dysphoria. I think he said something along the lines of "I was afraid to joke about Chris cutting off his dick with a pair of garden shears because he might have actually done it."

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think he said something along the lines of "I was afraid to joke about Chris cutting off his dick with a pair of garden shears because he might have actually done it."

He did cut himself a brand new vagina with a steak knife or whatever he used, so it's possible

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

He did cut himself a brand new vagina with a steak knife or whatever he used, so it's possible

But didn't cut his 'ugly growth' mind you. I think it wasn't planned - he just got drunk after some dykes told him the absolute truth of "you will never be a real woman" and he got so upset that decided to self-harm himself in that way. It was mostly magical thinking, since he thought that some audio clips will turn him into a woman. From what it seems he didn't try anything like that afterwards.

 

[cornycat]

I felt bad with his grandfather and when he got.. presumably molested by his pastor. Honestly, the whole issue with his friend group in highschool being asked to be his friend by his grandpa. Also, the fact that he got trolled into a state of being paranoid. I don't think he genuinely knew at the time, but he was always so fucking moronic that I didn't feel empathy for him, more so shock. It's difficult to think that he may have actually had a functional life with a wife/gf if he lowered his standards (and maybe just be a soy boy) and stopped thinking of women as just emotional supports for him. Maybe if he had actually gotten help, he wouldn't go to inceldom to the point of trooning out. I also find it quite funny that a lot of trannies dont consider him trans.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

He did cut himself a brand new vagina with a steak knife or whatever he used, so it's possible

That could've gotten Chris into serious health issues. If the bloodstream got infected, he would've died. In fact at one time the piercing did get it infected so it's amazing at all that he survived this.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

The only time I felt bad for Chris was when Bob passed away. Neither Bob nor Barb were perfect people, though Bob always had aspirations to at least try and help Chris. The 'Dreaming Studio' he built for his son back in the 1980's still breaks my heart a little.

Though let's be fair. Besides that, there's not much to feel sorry for. There were moments where I felt as though a few enablers took things too far, though he always ends up doing something stupid anyway. If he wasn't a 40 year old man child, then he'd be perfectly capable of at least holding a part-time job. Although you can't trust him not to spend his earnings on Legos/useless junk.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Probably not too much different, since Bob called him a fag and that didn't stop Chris from sliding down the drain. After all, both of his grandparents were too old to deal with him at that point.

They should have thought about that before mashing their floppy, old, withered sex organs.

 

[Cherry Popcicle.]

Any time I really think about the implications of Chris. If you look at his life, he was doomed from the start. Sure, early 4chan fucked him up pretty hard, but his clearly awful childhood and mother have all but damned him.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

When he became a troon.
Hes the exact kind of isolated emotionally vulnerable person that gets groomed into going troon. I dont know if the idea was planted in him by someone or it came from his deranged mind but I know that even though he is clearly deranged and unwell he was immediately surrounded by people encouraging his descent further into madness and it ended with him destroying his body with diy transitioning techniques that culmunated in the taintgina. If he had level minded people watching out for him who cared about him they never would have let it happen but he didnt.

 

[Vendetta]

This thread has aged poorly.