Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Wünderkind]

PPP is having a banter with Gator
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Just like to say you did God's work by snipping these complete with Gator comments, which he took down swept up like a buttmad chicken less than a day after posting. The lolz have truly been preserved for posterity.

 

[tantric_depressive]

Spoiler: exclusive footage of PPP running to get us Content

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I appreciate your post, but you should have anticipated both myself and many others jonesing to see 'cop-toss_ "heh"_run.mp4' when introducing the topic of PPP running footage, tbqh.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

What is his claimed height? 6 5 or 6 6?

He said he was 6'4 during the corn harvest. I am a little bit taller than he his and considering my body composition when I was more heavy, I don't think the high 300's is out of the question. He looks like he carries some muscle mass in his shoulders and arms which probably helps.

 

[Guntkvd]

PPP claims he was in highschool football team and even played in tournaments. You think there's a chance footage of this exists?

 

[wimzi]

PPP claims he was in highschool football team and even played in tournaments. You think there's a chance footage of this exists?

Did I just spend 30 min looking at Metro Bowl footage trying to see if I could spot PPP? This question gave me brainworms lol.

Edit to add I did find video that showed offensive line of right year and there was a guy who had the right height/build but couldn't confirm and there is an 80% chance I'm retarded

 

[Spectre_06]

Spoiler: exclusive footage of PPP running to get us Content

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OH LAWD HE COMIN

 

[LordofCringe7206]

PPP claims he was in highschool football team and even played in tournaments. You think there's a chance footage of this exists?

If it was sometime in the past 15 years probably. We just need to know what school he attended and what years he was present.

 

[High Tea]

Due to the JF and Mama JF breakup here's one of my favorite PPP show segments. King Kraut's Court at about 22 minutes into the August 7, 2020 show, PPP and Kraut review Mama JF's advice to President Trump with her rap dancing stuffed sidekick.

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

So I'm doing the unbearable and listing to the full Rand debate in the background while doing other shit. Who are these fags like "based alaska" defending rand of all cretins? Are these the new Ralph retort co-hosts? Is this Rand's version of Perspicacity and Gothos? How are they even more pathetic than Gaydur?!

 

[gaystoner]

So I'm doing the unbearable and listing to the full Rand debate in the background while doing other shit. Who are these fags like "based alaska" defending rand of all cretins? Are these the new Ralph retort co-hosts? Is this Rand's version of Perspicacity and Gothos? How are they even more pathetic than Gaydur?!

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/baked-alaska-tim-treadstone-tim-gionet-anthime-joseph-gionet.28182/

its a saga. at some point someone made a 1.5 hour movie about the rise and fall of baked. its the first link in the thread and its fascinating.

 

[gooseberry-picker]

Didn't the PO channel get Susaned? He's going by mky biz now. Whoever that is, they're throwing themselves into the role

Mky biz is your best friend on the internet and don't you forget it!

 

[waffle]

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/baked-alaska-tim-treadstone-tim-gionet-anthime-joseph-gionet.28182/

its a saga. at some point someone made a 1.5 hour movie about the rise and fall of baked. its the first link in the thread and its fascinating.

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No that wasn't baked, it was some rand/Ralph hanger on. The voice didn't sound like Timmy.

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

No that wasn't baked, it was some rand/Ralph hanger on. The voice didn't sound like Timmy.

Yeah, it was labeled ba-S-ed alaska and definitely wasn't mr. content-spray. Was curious who on this planet would orbit rand and where did they come from.

 

[waffle]

Yeah, it was labeled ba-S-ed alaska and definitely wasn't mr. content-spray. Was curious who on this planet would orbit rand and where did they come from.

He's apparently a frequent Ralph/dingo/rand caller and otherwise unnotable.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

He's apparently a frequent Ralph/dingo/rand caller and otherwise unnotable.

Based Alaska like Butters and Dingo is one of the few guys who call into the KS. Same deal with that other guy who uses the Ranger from Fallout New Vegas as his image

 

[Popper Whiting]

Yeah, it was labeled ba-S-ed alaska and definitely wasn't mr. content-spray. Was curious who on this planet would orbit rand and where did they come from.

Even flies circle dog shit.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

PPP needs to come in out of nowhere with the weight loss competition to dab on Josh and Ralph.

 

[The Biggest Meme]

How long until the next cooking with surfer? Knowing surfer's cooking output since the start of the year I'm thinking at least 4 months .

 

[BrainProlapse]

Where's PPP during this Ethan Ralph: Dog Abuser saga? Did the Gunt follow through on his threats to fuck with PPP's job?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Where's PPP during this Ethan Ralph: Dog Abuser saga? Did the Gunt follow through on his threats to fuck with PPP's job?

PPP might have been fucked with his job but there’s no way the company fired Surfer (who has worse optics than PPP if he’s going around giving Romans at NoFrills and Zehrs grocery stores). Especially since surfer is their top salesman