Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Null:
>Lives in a shitty Eastern European country
>Lives on a shoestring budget, has to cut back on unnecessary luxuries
>Very little to spend on food
>Great self-control

Gunt:
>Lives in the USA, hamplanet capital of the world
>Lives on nothing but unnecessary luxuries
>Spends a lot of his money on food
>A slave to his impulses

Null is the clear winner here.

 

[Blasterisk]

I think Null needs some advice on how to win.

@NuII to win you need to lose weight

hope it helps

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I think Null needs some advice on how to win.

@NuII to win you need to lose weight

hope it helps

Also be handsome. You can't lose if you're handsome.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Null:
>Lives in a shitty Eastern European country
>Lives on a shoestring budget, has to cut back on unnecessary luxuries
>Very little to spend on food
>Great self-control

Gunt:
>Lives in the USA, hamplanet capital of the world
>Lives on nothing but unnecessary luxuries
>Spends a lot of his money on food
>A slave to his impulses

Null is the clear winner here.

This may be true but I think we're discounting Ralph's ability to be spiteful. If anyone can hold a grudge and use spite and revenge as a motivation it's Ethan Ralph. I'm not saying this makes him a shoe in but if anything is going to push him over the line it will be his unparoled ability to be petty and vindictive.

I would put a menial bet on him if the payout looked good enough.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

This thread is blessed just for the fact of the handful of people bickering to each other. Keep it up bros!

 

[Cow Poly]

This is the least funny and most gay thread in this subforum and that’s really saying something

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Null:
>Lives in a shitty Eastern European country
>Lives on a shoestring budget, has to cut back on unnecessary luxuries
>Very little to spend on food
>Great self-control

Gunt:
>Lives in the USA, hamplanet capital of the world
>Lives on nothing but unnecessary luxuries
>Spends a lot of his money on food
>A slave to his impulses

Null is the clear winner here.

The problem is, if Josh had good self control he wouldn't be fat. Ralph has demonstrated that he can lose weight, by being Jamal's power bottom in prison. TBF he probably got AIDS from his BBC lover that helped him. If Ralph wants to win, he needs to tell mantsu to triple that ass penetration.

 

[The Demon Baby]

What if they had a contest to see who could become the fattest?

 

[Xander Vickiano]

I don't want to. That's all there is to it. If it's absolutely mandatory I'll do a couple but I don't want any more about me out there than already is.

This was supposed to be the most drop dead simple challenge inn the world and not some sort of knoxville spectacle with 4K camera drones and shit. All that is needed to do it is two notes.

lol you're fatter than robi

 

[shex]

Null:
>Lives in a shitty Eastern European country
>Lives on a shoestring budget, has to cut back on unnecessary luxuries
>Very little to spend on food
>Great self-control

Gunt:
>Lives in the USA, hamplanet capital of the world
>Lives on nothing but unnecessary luxuries
>Spends a lot of his money on food
>A slave to his impulses

Null is the clear winner here.

someone with great self control wouldn't get fat in the first place

 

[mexican landscaper]

Lose the weight and do Tren

 

[Sawrunner]

null i believe in you brother you're gonna do great

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Null thinks he can clear his name by doing little de-feeding, but I'm on your case pal.

 

[MeltyTW]

please stop giving me unsolicited fucking advice holy shit

super male vitality and mangosteen

 

[The Demon Baby]

I don't want to. That's all there is to it. If it's absolutely mandatory I'll do a couple but I don't want any more about me out there than already is.

This was supposed to be the most drop dead simple challenge inn the world and not some sort of knoxville spectacle with 4K camera drones and shit. All that is needed to do it is two notes.

Now I can't help but picture Josh being "we need to cut a wall out of the house to get this guy to the hospital" fat.

 

[Tom Myers]

Ralph is going to get blown the fuck out on this competition. Dude needs around 3 months to stop drinking and get over the post-withdrawal sugar cravings before even starting to lose weight.

Source: quit drinking and gained 40 lbs due to sugar cravings.

 

[Berb]

We will turn Null from a fat soft-spoken NEET into a diced alpha chad.

 

[Mr.Downer]

Gunt will never lose his gunt

 

[TherapyMan]

The question really is will we get to see Joshy's big tum-tum.

 

[Mongo0o]

It is unlikely that Ralph has the self control to stay on any consistent weight loss plan, His entire existence based on impulse, immediate self gratification and Maker's Mark. Meanwhile, Josh isn't nearly as obese if recent 9chan pictures are to go by.