DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Comma]

Every time you think he can't sink any lower, this man manages to smash through the bottom of the ocean.

Literally moping on Twitter about having no money, flat-out refusing to do an impromptu stream that, with a probability of 100%, would get him autists throwing enough money at him for him to have a day out with his horse, and then claiming he can't do groceries tomorrow because he has to "work". How fucking mentally ill do you have to have trained your brain to think in such a way?

Absolutely fucking amazing.

 

[MarilynMonster]

As I read through this while eating my $5 frozen pizza I can't say I'm surprised this has progressed to him hard core begging on twitter on his day off.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I do wonder if any of the whales took the bait? Shitting on him is fun, but what did Phil gain in the last few hours from this? He can't be thinking too much futher ahead than that.

We know they'll do it while he's streaming even if they arent watching that stream. But a lone whale call on a day off?

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

He keeps going.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He keeps going.
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Still has to imply he doesn't have much money. Never change Phil

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

He keeps going.
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This makes it sound like he has no liquidity for buying things day-to-day, so I would assume he has no lines of credit open, if he's not lying or exaggerating, which he is 100% of the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Every time you think he can't sink any lower, this man manages to smash through the bottom of the ocean.

Literally moping on Twitter about having no money, flat-out refusing to do an impromptu stream that, with a probability of 100%, would get him autists throwing enough money at him for him to have a day out with his horse, and then claiming he can't do groceries tomorrow because he has to "work". How fucking mentally ill do you have to have trained your brain to think in such a way?

Absolutely fucking amazing.

Unless there was some special occassion planned a normal wife wouldn't mind their husband going in on the day off for some unexpected overtime if the opportunity presented.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He keeps going.
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He just told us that he'd be fine without it, and now he's telling us this like we should have a reason to care.
Are you a victim or not, make up your mind

 

[Kosher Dill]

You hear that? His schedule is thrown off because the check didn't arrive in the morning!
I've heard of living paycheck to paycheck or day to day, but hour to hour? For the love of God, stop pulling.

 

[Full Race Replay]

Every time you think he can't sink any lower, this man manages to smash through the bottom of the ocean.

Literally moping on Twitter about having no money, flat-out refusing to do an impromptu stream that, with a probability of 100%, would get him autists throwing enough money at him for him to have a day out with his horse, and then claiming he can't do groceries tomorrow because he has to "work". How fucking mentally ill do you have to have trained your brain to think in such a way?

Absolutely fucking amazing.

It’s even funnier because Phil doesn’t Even have to drive to a job, he just goes into the other room…and he said earlier today that he and Kat aren’t doing anything because they have no money. Like damn, Phil outdoes himself every hour!

 

[Fill Bern El]

He keeps going.
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I'm on Twitter a lot and I will get into dumb arguments if I have nothing better to do, but man...This is just sad. He's obviously scrolling and sitting through twitter for HOURS today. Get off fucking Twitter DSP and go nap with Khat or something idfk, but spending this much time on Twitter, unless you're an "influencer," is embarrassing.

 

[actually]

He keeps going.
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A nearly 40 year old manchild learns that it is a Good Thing (TM) to save some money in case things go awry! Follow DSP on Twitter for more life pro-tips!

 

[Fill Bern El]

A nearly 40 year old manchild learns that it is a Good Thing (TM) to save some money in case things go awry! Follow DSP on Twitter for more life pro-tips!

Doesn't it rain a lot in the Seattle area though? That would explain why he has to go through his rainy day fund so many times

 

[NynchLiggers]

I'm on Twitter a lot and I will get into dumb arguments if I have nothing better to do, but man...This is just sad. He's obviously scrolling and sitting through twitter for HOURS today. Get off fucking Twitter DSP and go nap with Khat or something idfk, but spending this much time on Twitter, unless you're an "influencer," is embarrassing.

Implies all the money has been blown out on junk food, the supposed "gifts" from whales and 5 star hulksters

 

[UaineRunei]

Aaaand he just ignored the video I posted.

It really suits you, Phil. Just ignore your problems like they never existed and pray that they magically disappear.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Super relevant clip for today. Pig ups to AN1337 for clipping it.

 

[Pargon]

Pardon my Alzheimer’s but weren’t we here just a month ago when Phil was worried Twitch wasn’t going to pay him, he panicked, asked for help, got it and then whoops, turned out Twitch paid him?

This jagoff only has six plays in his playbook, tops.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

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Which one of you stole my post?

Dave "the PigRoach" Bennet, a guy of almost 40 years of age, who constantly berates his audience about how mature, adult life works,

1. doesn't have any food in the house.
2. can't budget his income.
3. can't rely on his wife for support.
4. buys never more than a weeks worth of groceries.

 

[PutridElephant]

I thought the YT money was for bills and the tips was for groceries.

Another retcon?

 

[Lolidaki]

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Super relevant clip for today. Pig ups to AN1337 for clipping it.

These mental gymnastics, it takes "an hour" just for little things, covid apparently is going to kill her also despite working an entire shift in that same place if she stays an extra 5 mins. fucking hell