DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

And now he starts talking about mobile games.
You never know when to stop, do you?

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Just another day of Phil trying to fit in with the "cool kids". Funny seeing a grown man act like a high school kid.

 

[King Nutsack]

The money hasn't hit the bank and the email does say it could take a few days, I'll take some rainbows hoping that it takes a few days and ruins him mentally.

This is definitely the power move he needs to make to change the tips goal back to $200 immediately. I would laugh if he said he would lower it to $150 and never got a chance.

"I'm going to be honest here *does the shifty eyes thing*, I can't rely on those booksmart idiots at YouTube to actually give me muh money on the 21st anymore. So we're raising the tip goal because tips help me out immediately, or else I can't pay muh bills or buy groceries and I'll be homeless. Sound good? Alright."

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

This is definitely the power move he needs to make to change the tips goal back to $200 immediately. I would laugh if he said he would lower it to $150 and never got a chance.

"I'm going to be honest here *does the shifty eyes thing*, I can't rely on those booksmart idiots at YouTube to actually give me muh money on the 21st anymore. So we're raising the tip goal because tips help me out immediately, or else I can't pay muh bills or buy groceries and I'll be homeless. Sound good? Alright."

100 fucking percent. Exactly the kind of detail he’d introduce to run that scam.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

When I saw the page number has jumped forward I thought we hit the divorce saga or something. Turns out Phil was just poor and hungry, absolutely blue-balled.

Also I'm betting money on a shitty amazon 'gamer' chair or piece of ikea tat for him to break within a few weeks of wiggling back and forth to moniter tips.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

When I saw the page number has jumped forward I thought we hit the divorce saga or something. Turns out Phil was just poor and hungry, absolutely blue-balled.

Also I'm betting money on a shitty amazon 'gamer' chair or piece of ikea tat for him to break within a few weeks of wiggling back and forth to moniter tips.

LIMB goes horribly wrong and he falls ass first on the floor due to the chair breaking.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If this image isn't enough to convince someone that DSP is a financial black hole, nothing will.
Literally just defined basic budgeting as "a luxury". Man.

For someone who always cries about 'protecting my family', who is going to protect them from their true, one, and only threat? Phail and his own irresponsibility.

 

[Kornheiser]

How long will it take for Phil to blow the money if he wins tonights powerball?

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

He's so scared of people being able to thumbs down his Tweets lmao

 

[Ching_Chong]

So whined all day about not being able to hang out with his wife and shop so they did it in the afternoon. So then rather to continue to spend the still precious time he ranted about with her, will read the Farms the rest of the night.


Makes sense.

 

[grump]

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Basically admitting he's gonna lurk on KF tonight drinking gin. Just make an account already pussy

This is so adorable

Poor obsessed Phillyboy once again trying so hard to 'own the tractors' this time through a 'victory lap' shopping spree just so he can attempt to rub it in our face. And this latest 'flex' on the tractors alone has already consumed about 2k of paypig bux and gobs of his supposedly rare free time including his latest 'day off'.

For the 32576th time his 'special family time' is once again devoted to us. He can't stand us and tries to blawk us out at every opportunity yet he needs us (both financially
and emotionally) and obsesses over us and cares about our opinions and feelings probably far more deeply than anyone else in his life. .

He can't even pretend to be having fun with this fake wife anymore. We are his true soulmate.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

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He's so scared of people being able to thumbs down his Tweets lmao

More quality time with Khet posting about whatever nanotopic of discussion is online. If they are actually spending time together they’re sitting in silence staring at their phones. Pathetic.

 

[UaineRunei]

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He's so scared of people being able to thumbs down his Tweets lmao

How many hours he's been on Twitter non-stop?

Khet must be a lovely company, eh?

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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He's so scared of people being able to thumbs down his Tweets lmao

Of course, because he is terrified of people's actual opinions on him. This is also why he is pro-censorship because he is a fucking pussy who can't handle people calling out his bullshit. The beauty of pro-censorship is he has to "suck off" those platforms implementing it. So in turn to avoid criticism he has to be whatever platforms bitch.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

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He's so scared of people being able to thumbs down his Tweets lmao

Phil put the damn phone down and spend time with your wife, fuck's sake

 

[YMB]

Is there anything more annoying than when Phil refers to his fat wife and cat-son as "my family"? I mean, I get that to him that's his family but even the dictionary definition of family states it's blood relations or parent/s and their child/children. It doesn't say anything about 2 childless tards and their pet cat. Actually blow a load inside your wife and knock her up, dipshit. Then you have my permission to say family.

 

[NynchLiggers]

Is there anything more annoying than when Phil refers to his fat wife and cat-son as "my family"? I mean, I get that to him that's his family but even the dictionary definition of family states it's blood relations or parent/s and their child/children. It doesn't say anything about 2 childless tards and their pet cat. Actually blow a load inside your wife and knock her up, dipshit. Then you have my permission to say family.

But the problem is that DSP thinks his thoughts about many topics are actually worth hearing and people should take seriously the words of a man that got immortalized by jerking off on cam and spending 40k dollars on a WWE mobile game.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Is there anything more annoying than when Phil refers to his fat wife and cat-son as "my family"? I mean, I get that to him that's his family but even the dictionary definition of family states it's blood relations or parent/s and their child/children. It doesn't say anything about 2 childless tards and their pet cat. Actually blow a load inside your wife and knock her up, dipshit. Then you have my permission to say family.

I’m not going to act like a cat couple aren’t a family in some respect but the cat/s isn’t the qualifier there, it’s the fundamental respect, rapport, and support that makes it a family, not the configuration of who is in it.

Even if he had a kid I’d hesitate calling it a family because neither he nor Khet can think of anything but themselves. It’d be a broken home, nothing resembling a healthy, nurturing family.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

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He's so scared of people being able to thumbs down his Tweets lmao

This isn’t new behavior obviously, but just like the Xbox set up code ninjaing, Phil likes to frame all of these “issues” that “trolls” can “exploit” as if it’s something companies should actually be factoring into their design.
Two points:

1. Most people aren’t streaming while being one of the most retarded and hated people alive

2. He always acts as if the opinions of his detractors are invalid or imagined because they’re “trolls”. Phil, masses of random people don’t really go out and habitually harass or flame people who are decent or normal without cause. Ever stop and think of why so many people respond negatively to your opinions and content? Because it’s not very normal, and almost feels like it happens for a reason.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Can you order grocery shopping online and get it delivered in the US? It's crazy to me that Phil is forever crying about him and his maid only have one day off a week together and he insists that they have to go out and spend it buying food.

yes. I don't believe the shopping together story. Phail lies.

“I’m sure Twitch thought about me being unable to buy groceries due to another company paying me on a different date”
???

It's only by one day isn't it?

 

[Super Dent Head]

Phil, you're obviously here and seething over the Farms and then hopping on Twitter to seethe over there too so here's something for your adult, mature brain to work around; You should be spending time with your wife. Take her out somewhere nice or even go out a damn walk (your frail, dishevelled, rotting atrophied body could do with the exercise) You could learn how to make some good food and not fuck it up (which is impossible because look at you) Then, maybe, if you're not too afraid of women, actually fuck your wife for the first time.

Instead, you're sat on your phone, paying no attention to your wife. Whining and bitching like a squealing gibbon. Begging for money while sat on over 100 grand a year that you somehow waste.

Your life is a complete joke. Get some fucking help. See a therapist and a marriage counsellor. Go to a fucking gym for the first time ever. Do something to actually help yourself rather than begging.