Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Does he think that tweet makes him look good? It's not even witty or funny. It just makes me feel embarrassed for him.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Even the way he tells it it's obvious he was getting owned. That's part of what I love about Kevin; he's so divorced from reality that he honestly thinks his loses are wins.

 

[Exuvia]

Who the fuck decides to include an uwu emoji while recalling a supposedly traumatic event? I'm not even going to try and address how obviously fabricated these stories sound, I'm just struck by how completely inappropriate that emoji looks where it is.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Who the fuck decides to include an uwu emoji while recalling a supposedly traumatic event? I'm not even going to try and address how obviously fabricated these stories sound, I'm just struck by how completely inappropriate that emoji looks where it is.

I think that's a swing and a (very wide) miss at an emoji expressing cringe.

I'm pretty sure that Ripley not being able to do a cringe emoji is very reflective of the type of person he is. I'm just not sure what it says, since either he's immune to cringe or so cringy that he thinks a 'normal' expression is cringing. Either way, he clearly doesn't know what kind of expression he's attempting.

 

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Ripley is a goldmine
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Looks like the facial feminization surgery paid off, Ripley managed to pass as "trying to look like a woman" in a dark room full of flashing lights to drunk strangers.

 

[Constellationzero]

And then the bell clapped.

And that bell's name??

Albert Einstein.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Aren't people who are ringing bells for the Salvation Army usually like, homeless people, who are doing it as part of their duties to get services from the SA? I'm pretty sure they are where I live. So, congratulations Kevie, you just screamed at some homeless person, likely standing in the cold and ringing a bell, while I am sure they would rather be doing anything else.

They likely are doing this to have a place to stay and eat, not because they feel super strongly about your faggot ass one way or another. And even if they did, they did nothing to provoke you but being in your presence and trying to survive. You know, like when you and your buddies claim you get harassed just for minding your own business and existing? You really got 'em there dude.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Speaking of Gibesmas, Kevin's done this exact same thing before, but this time at the Salvation Army. How depraved do you have to be to hate the fucking Salvation Army?
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EDIT: It's so obvious the cis are responsible for all of society's problems.
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I am amazed how, despite his best efforts to make this seem like he's "owning the bigots," this makes him look far worse in comparison. Have to say, I admire the bell-ringer's lack of interaction. It implies a greater sense of control and maturity, on his part. Shame we don't know who the man was, though.

 

[Trianon]

Ripley Update and ffs post-op pictures
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Ripley, some people's faces are so burned that they have to have a dead guy's face sewn on. Your recovery and face are ugly, but they're not that ugly. And none of them pull the "feed me and tell me I'm pretty" card.

On the plus side, at least old women aren't grooming little girls into getting their cheekbones filed off or whatever

Well, unless they're the Jenners.

Speaking of Gibesmas, Kevin's done this exact same thing before, but this time at the Salvation Army. How depraved do you have to be to hate the fucking Salvation Army?
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OMG, this is the first time I've seen the Salvation Army story. How is it an own that they maintained their holiday cheer and good will toward men (lol) while you were screaming at him. Are we the baddies, etc.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Even the way he tells it it's obvious he was getting owned. That's part of what I love about Kevin; he's so divorced from reality that he honestly thinks his loses are wins.

What do you mean? Chimping out at someone wishing you a merry christmas, insulting them and flipping them off while slowly retreating is total pwnage brah.
This never happened, but if it did he would totally not like a butthurt crazy person, but as a strong female character, an inspiration for transgirls worldwide.
Or: How the Trinch stole Christmas

 

[Pomniman]

Speaking of Gibesmas, Kevin's done this exact same thing before, but this time at the Salvation Army. How depraved do you have to be to hate the fucking Salvation Army?

I've heard other trannies and those who run in their broader social circles dismiss the Salvation Army as muh anti-gay bible thumping bigots before so it's not surprising.

 

[P. Barnes' THOT]

Ripely looks like he’s trying to be a Gangnam Unnie, but a gross, hairy man

Bless

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Imagine screaming, in a hilariously obvious falsetto, across the car park at a guy from the Sally Army who's just trying to raise some money so he has a bed to sleep on over the Christmas season and thinking you came off well.

This whole thing reminds me of Chris Chan's stories about bravely resisting jerkops in a Target store the Get-Tar Region and thinking your story about lying on the floor to prevent an underpaid and overworked wagie getting you to stop harassing random girls, and how he thought telling those stories made him look impressive instead of like a fat manchild.

 

[White Devil]

Aren't people who are ringing bells for the Salvation Army usually like, homeless people, who are doing it as part of their duties to get services from the SA? I'm pretty sure they are where I live. So, congratulations Kevie, you just screamed at some homeless person, likely standing in the cold and ringing a bell, while I am sure they would rather be doing anything else.

They likely are doing this to have a place to stay and eat, not because they feel super strongly about your faggot ass one way or another. And even if they did, they did nothing to provoke you but being in your presence and trying to survive. You know, like when you and your buddies claim you get harassed just for minding your own business and existing? You really got 'em there dude.

The funny thing about Kevin and the Trancheteers is that they're way uglier on the inside than they are on the outside...

 

[glass_houses]

The funny thing about Kevin and the Trancheteers is that they're way uglier on the inside than they are on the outside...

Which takes an impressive and perverse amount of effort.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Speaking of Gibesmas, Kevin's done this exact same thing before, but this time at the Salvation Army. How depraved do you have to be to hate the fucking Salvation Army?
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Whether fiction or a bona fide Real & Happened™ event, it always delights me how troons will write stories about them being the biggest asshole imaginable and really believe it makes them look like a hero and not an impossible cunt.

I hope this did happen though, because the SA guy absolutely demolished him by simply not giving the rise he obviously wanted. The best revenge truly is living well.

 

[The Dude]

All of these "confrontations with cis bigots" stories carry the strong, distinct stench of attention-seeking bullshit. I'm sure if any of these she-males got into any kind of altercation it would result in them either breaking down into hysterical sobs, quietly skulking away without making eye contact, or autistic, inarticulate shrieking that's nearly unrecognizable as coming from a human mouth.

 

[Yamamura]

Speaking of Gibesmas, Kevin's done this exact same thing before, but this time at the Salvation Army. How depraved do you have to be to hate the fucking Salvation Army?
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I think I'm a little late on this, but I wanted to collect my thoughts a little before responding to avoid giving a knee jerk reaction.

I usually try to be take a more nuanced view on the actions of some cows, but Kevin just appears to be completely irredeemable in this situation. Even if your problem was with the salvation army itself I couldn't imagine taking it out on some guy who just happens to work for them. I'm genuinely surprised that someone is capable of being this horrible to another person, let alone be proud enough to brag about it.

This is a reoccurring thing too. Remember when Kevin complained about a man handing out flyers outside of a cellphone store and said something to the effect of, "why do these peons dare bother me". Just look how he treats people that he believes are beneath him and that tells you a lot about Kevin.

 

[White Devil]

All of these "confrontations with cis bigots" stories carry the strong, distinct stench of attention-seeking bullshit. I'm sure if any of these she-males got into any kind of altercation it would result in them either breaking down into hysterical sobs, quietly skulking away without making eye contact, or autistic, inarticulate shrieking that's nearly unrecognizable as coming from a human mouth.

These people can't take criticism over Twitter without going into near suicidal fits. Why would anyone believe they've ever had the testicular fortitude to be confrontational in real life?

 

[Positron]

All of these "confrontations with cis bigots" stories carry the strong, distinct stench of attention-seeking bullshit. I'm sure if any of these she-males got into any kind of altercation it would result in them either breaking down into hysterical sobs, quietly skulking away without making eye contact, or autistic, inarticulate shrieking that's nearly unrecognizable as coming from a human mouth.

Unless the "cis bigot" is a sixty-something woman.

EDIT: It's so obvious the cis are responsible for all of society's problems.
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This is exactly how a Christ-minded person should react to a screeching nutter in public: smile and show him kindness. May God reward them for showing His grace.