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IHateMyJob said:
Just got a load of the new vest. Holy shit Phil is giving shifty riverboat gambler with the cowboy hat and stupid fucking vest. I thought he said the surprise was supposed to be an improvement to the stream.
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"improvement to the stream" has always meant something that benefits him personally and has no effect on how good his streams are. Jasper, the new chair, the new consoles, the vests, the laptop. It's a go-to lie for him and somehow his cultists fall for it every time.
 
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Little late and many people have given some good ideas as to what Piggy looks like in this faggoty vest and here's my take: he looks like he'd be some shitty trailer trash wrestling promoter that's lucky to get maybe two dozen people in a bingo hall or high school gym. The sort of scummy asshole that would try to book themselves into the stories and matches thinking he was one of the guys but was always a dumbfuck mark oh and he'd always screw the guys out of their money "UMMMM NOOOOOO *stroke face* I said I'd pay you.............in free publicity on public access tv "
 
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It’s late at night, you come home from a grueling 4 hr shift from your local grocery store to help your family keep up with your daily power and tax bills. All you want to do is sit down, relax, and play your vidja games. As you go to your own room you pass by your land lards room… usually, the sounds of snorts and obscenities are spewing forth from the cracks but on this particular night you hear something strange, something different. The normal what’s and upward inflections are replaced with Duhuhuhuh and other such nonesense.


you’re curiosity gets the better of you…
You creek open the door slowly, carefully, you don’t want your son to creep in and annoy the lord.

as you peer inside to your horror, you see one of the most gaudy ladies waist coats hugging the lumps of flesh on the large pig man you sold yourself too. Adorning his ever collapsing hairline is a hat of Texas proportions.

you lock eyes through his ridiculous not seen since death of Superman visor glasses.

you then inform your house lord his bologna and red sauce sandwich meal shall be done in the heat box in 1 full rotation.
You shut the door
you Go back to your room
you keep planning that escape
 
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PutridElephant said:
Gawd no. I have a machoor adoolt jabh. I'm not sitting there playing the SFX.

Don't forget to sub to Raw! It's 20 away from 1k
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If its crowd generated it sucks. I don't look at your chat alot I'm usually listening to audio and the lawnmower or 30 second clip of dave putting a loogie on deck makes it so hard to hear. That thirty second clip is so disgusting lol...I'm scared if its not edited. I don't hate ya or anything bad but if the effects could be limited, I'd appreciate it.
DeeTracktor said:
Conman Twitter, Goney Cash, Pasty Swine...Im out of country singers now
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Philly May Lyrus, Pouretta Gin, Stank Phillums, and Scammy Whynette.
SaidNoOneEver said:
One last Liberace shout-out....

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Dave makes Liberace look like an alpha heterosexual.
 
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Red Bistro said:
"improvement to the stream" has always meant something that benefits him personally and has no effect on how good his streams are. Jasper, the new chair, the new consoles, the vests, the laptop. It's a go-to lie for him and somehow his cultists fall for it every time.
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I'm trying to recall any "surprise improvements to the stream" that actually improved Phil's stream.

I guess whatever Phil uses to capture his screen for consoles, which took a decade too late.
 
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FriendlyPrimarina said:
All this waistcoat talk has me thinking: If Pip hadn't pushed his whales so hard back in September, would the vest streak have ended? What number would we be on now? 650+?
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It would ended shortly afterwards. It kinda did two times beforehand where he miscounted the $100 total, maybe even happened a few more times. There was no way he could have kept up the stream when his viewer base was declining.

He had a uptick earlier this year because he was getting attention for talking trash about twitch streamers and other content creators before he got removed as a partner.
 
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Lolidaki said:
Still don't understand how dressing like one of the village people is supposed to make me feel owned
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I made a comment during the reveal that he looks like a gay background dancer in a haddaway music video. It's both gawdy and gave me flashbacks of the early 90's. Poo twister mentioned a gay person probably wouldn't wear it lol. It looks like something you'd wear if vests had an ugly sweater day.
 
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