Trashfire 07/18/2021: Gunt Vs Null Weight Loss Challenge

[MeltyTW]

Well, if they would lie about his height for him, what's stopping them from also lying about his weight?

tbf i cant personally see nick doing that but it is an extremely valid concern, i only think hed lie about the height because i can see nick thinking it wouldnt matter too much or give him too much of an advantage to fudge his height a bit to avoid being bullied by us. idk maybe hed at most allow ralph to claim hes 5'2

All this can be easily settled though.
How tall is Dick Masterson? Dick says he's 6.2ft. A believable height.
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If Ralph were 5.1/155cm he would not look like that in comparison. At worst he would be 5.6-5.7ft.
He's not 5.10, but he's also not 5.1. It's unrealistic given his gunt and girth.

You're 8gnoring tons of counter evidence and possible variables, look at that gunt, the shirt is being lofted up probably from Ethan trying to gain some inches in the photo, not to mention issues with sizes in photos and editing possibilities, also it ignores police measurement which tend to be accurate and desperately needs to be and has no proof of being wrong besides a far fetched story about carbon copy errors which I doubt piggy had the means or foresight to collect enough info when worrying about being raped in jail to accurately detective this cause together

 

[ive seen some shit]

All this can be easily settled though.
How tall is Dick Masterson? Dick says he's 6.2ft. A believable height.
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If Ralph were 5.1/155cm he would not look like that in comparison. At worst he would be 5.6-5.7ft.
He's not 5.10, but he's also not 5.1. It's unrealistic given his gunt and girth.

 

[Sam Losco]

All this can be easily settled though.
How tall is Dick Masterson? Dick says he's 6.2ft. A believable height.
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If Ralph were 5.1/155cm he would not look like that in comparison. At worst he would be 5.6-5.7ft.
He's not 5.10, but he's also not 5.1. It's unrealistic given his gunt and girth.

Ok, you're making a classic mistake it looks like, one that has been made before. 5'1" does not equal 5.1'. 6'2" does not equal 6.2'. You can't mix decimals in like that with imperial length. There are 12 inches to a foot, not 10, so 5'1" is slightly less then 5.1' at 5.08'.

 

[Least Concern]

tbf i cant personally see nick doing that but it is an extremely valid concern, i only think hed lie about the height because i can see nick thinking it wouldnt matter too much or give him too much of an advantage to fudge his height a bit to avoid being bullied by us. idk maybe hed at most allow ralph to claim hes 5'2

We were talking about the doctors lying, not Nick. I don't think Nick will lie either.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Since we're back on the height discussion.
This is a photo with Ralph notorious 5'7" manlet Nick Fuentes. I don't know who that ugly chick on the left is or I'd have tracked down her height for reference. Judging by Ralph's shoulders being raised up to wrap around Nick Fuentes he might be tip toeing a bit to seem taller. Being generous and saying Ralph isn't manipulating his height with tip toeing and not removing the 1/4 to 1/2 inch of height shoes can give I'd say he's 5'4-5". But given the factors at play, and his great ability to stand on his toes to gain as much as 6-7 inches in height as evidenced in other photos, I'm gonna say he's probably 5'1-2".

 

[MeltyTW]

Since we're back on the height discussion.
This is a photo with Ralph notorious 5'7" manlet Nick Fuentes. I don't know who that ugly chick on the left is or I'd have tracked down her height for reference. Judging by Ralph's shoulders being raised up to wrap around Nick Fuentes he might be tip toeing a bit to seem taller. Being generous and saying Ralph isn't manipulating his height with tip toeing and not removing the 1/4 to 1/2 inch of height shoes can give I'd say he's 5'4-5". But given the factors at play, and his great ability to stand on his toes to gain as much as 6-7 inches in height as evidenced in other photos, I'm gonna say he's probably 5'1-2".
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I love how disgusted she is to be touched by his shit hooves and having to smell his bare un underweared ass

 

[Fslur]

All this can be easily settled though.
How tall is Dick Masterson? Dick says he's 6.2ft. A believable height.
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If Ralph were 5.1/155cm he would not look like that in comparison. At worst he would be 5.6-5.7ft.
He's not 5.10, but he's also not 5.1. It's unrealistic given his gunt and girth.

Keep in mind Dick is lying about his height.. Dispatch saw Dick in person, Dispatch is 6’1 commented that Masterson was shorter than him.
Clip; Masterson’s Mansion

 

[Least Concern]

I don't know who that ugly chick on the left is or I'd have tracked down her height for reference.

Pretty sure that's Michelle Malkin, who random sites on the internet are saying is 5' 2". Take that for what you will.

Personally I'm willing to accept that the 5' 1" on the rap sheet was a typo and I don't think Ralph is really that short. But his height is one of the many, many buttons that are so easy to press on this guy.

 

[MeltyTW]

Considering that the gunt is 5'1", he's still morbidly obese with a 53.8 BMI. If I'm not mistaken Null, your BMI is probably less than his already. You've already won before the contest even begun.
(EDIT: My bad, he's 5'8"-5'10" according to this document. His BMI is still 40.9-43.3 if that's the case which is still in obesity range.)
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lol no, ethan is not 5 10 he already admitted to being shorter

Pretty sure that's Michelle Malkin, who random sites on the internet are saying is 5' 2". Take that for what you will.

Personally I'm willing to accept that the 5' 1" on the rap sheet was a typo and I don't think Ralph is really that short. But his height is one of the many, many buttons that are so easy to press on this guy.

in apropos of what? because piggy says its a typo? let him prove that, he wouldnt accept anything less than cia footage of him giggling while knowingly signing a form saying he sent revenge porn with the intent to be revenge porn and a notary and dna and finerprint signatures and blood signature. he can provide literally anything at all that shows its a typo besides him just saying to trust his proven liar ass.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Pretty sure that's Michelle Malkin, who random sites on the internet are saying is 5' 2". Take that for what you will.

Personally I'm willing to accept that the 5' 1" on the rap sheet was a typo and I don't think Ralph is really that short. But his height is one of the many, many buttons that are so easy to press on this guy.

Well I was mainly shitposting, but it's easy to say Ralph is not 5'10". Michelle Malkin's height does seem to be in the 5'1-2" range just eyeballing her next to Fuentes. I'm gonna say a realistic height for Ralph is 5'4". Still fucking short.

 

[L. Duse]

All this can be easily settled though.
How tall is Dick Masterson? Dick says he's 6.2ft. A believable height.
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If Ralph were 5.1/155cm he would not look like that in comparison. At worst he would be 5.6-5.7ft.
He's not 5.10, but he's also not 5.1. It's unrealistic given his gunt and girth.

It might be just me but in all of Ralph's photos, he looks as if he is standing on tiptoe or lifted up. Look at how he has to lift his arms to wrap them around Dick Masterson's and Coachredpill's shoulders.

157cm is 5'3" isn't it? I don't believe Malkin is that tall either. @Retrodogkiller

 

[Least Concern]

in apropos of what? because piggy says its a typo?

That, and just probability. The average height of an American male is 5' 9". If he's as short as 5' 1", he's like in the bottom 10th percentile or something.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I like how he introduces himself as Jamal but signs the letter as Rad Roberts. That's something 60 IQ Ralph would do.

"Maybe Dr. Jamal doesn't sound official enough. Better put Rad Roberts."

 

[MeltyTW]

That, and just probability. The average height of an American male is 5' 9". If he's as short as 5' 1", he's like in the bottom 10th percentile or something.

so? do you know how many strange coincidences youll run into looking into people for doxes for instance. its also unlikely anyone would be so retarded theyd do half the shit ralph does and its highly unlikely all the instant or near instant karma moments gunt experienced would happen, his mom died just a bit after threatening to harass nulls mom sexually, his son is named fucking xander ffs

 

[L. Duse]

That, and just probability. The average height of an American male is 5' 9". If he's as short as 5' 1", he's like in the bottom 10th percentile or something.

I wouldn't be surprised if he really is. This height debate could have been easily settled with Ralph taking a measuring tape and measuring himself. What would he lose if he is really 5'10" and wants to own the "haydurs"?

But he refuses to do so. Or at least do so properly with his full body in sight while the measuring is done. I wonder why.

 

[Telemeter]

Thread name should be The Guntlet

 

[Tom Myers]

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Dick had a running joke of lying up 2 inches on his height to help manlets who do the same. He eventually dropped it to dab on Destiny. Dude is probably 5'10'' and 6' with shoes.

 

[Sam Losco]

Since we're back on the height discussion.
This is a photo with Ralph notorious 5'7" manlet Nick Fuentes. I don't know who that ugly chick on the left is or I'd have tracked down her height for reference. Judging by Ralph's shoulders being raised up to wrap around Nick Fuentes he might be tip toeing a bit to seem taller. Being generous and saying Ralph isn't manipulating his height with tip toeing and not removing the 1/4 to 1/2 inch of height shoes can give I'd say he's 5'4-5". But given the factors at play, and his great ability to stand on his toes to gain as much as 6-7 inches in height as evidenced in other photos, I'm gonna say he's probably 5'1-2".
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As others have said that's Michelle Malkin. And yeah, I figure his height is about 5'5"-5'6". He's certainly not 5'10". Everyone has seen that Fuentes is a manlet, and in this picture Ralph is about an inch shorter, give or take. Null may not have a foot on him, but I damn near do.

 

[heathercho]

Ok, you're making a classic mistake it looks like, one that has been made before. 5'1" does not equal 5.1'. 6'2" does not equal 6.2'. You can't mix decimals in like that with imperial length. There are 12 inches to a foot, not 10, so 5'1" is slightly less then 5.1' at 5.08'.

Now, now calm your tits, I'm not insulting your precious imperial system. I merely am not used to writing it out in imperialcuck format.

Either way it still stands - if i were to stand next to someone 6'2ft or 6 feet tall/183cms and I'm about 153cms, it would be more noticeable than gunty here.

He's short, no doubt, and shaped like a viking's turd, but I just can't see how he'd be 5.1.

There's a pic of him standing next to Michelle Malkin, and she's 1.57 m give or take and he's taller than her - not by much, but still.

 

[instythot]

Well I was mainly shitposting, but it's easy to say Ralph is not 5'10". Michelle Malkin's height does seem to be in the 5'1-2" range just eyeballing her next to Fuentes. I'm gonna say a realistic height for Ralph is 5'4". Still fucking short.

Fyi: 1 and 4 are right next to each other on any keypad. Easy typo to make for someone doing data entry

A man who has as little shame and needs as many lemons or potions or whatever the fuck he gets paid in now as Ethan Ralph does is sure leaving a lot of money on the table by not paywalling height and weight verification streams, and also a viewing of his arrest tape