Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[PBJ Sucks]

That's Skyward Sword, Louis.

This instantly tells me Louis bought this with absolutely zero understanding of the game he just purchased. When Skyward Sword came out, there was a genuine frenzy because of how poorly it was being rated by critics and is still considered the worst mainline game in the franchise, and for good reason. Even though this remake fixes a few fundamental issues, you simply cannot fix the glaring problems the game has involving its storyline with a glacial speed and a gameplay loop which consists of constantly repeating what you've already done once or twice more for hours.

I use the game as a fantastic litmus test to see if people just purchase things for the label, because if you actually cared where your money went, you wouldn't buy it. On top of that, you can't use the excuse of "I'm a fan of the series," because if you were, you'd be aware of how bad it is. Louis complaining the game moves at a snail's pace is like complaining your head hurts because you just slammed a sledgehammer into it.

I liked skyward sword, but I find I'm much less picky than 'true gamers'. Wouldn't say I love it, but I don't get bothered by the same gripes as others. I have others, like I hate Zelda in this one. Impa too, to an extent. Lou is definitely stupid about his gaming choices, but that has to do with his spending habits with other people's money. Not playing what he wasted other people's money on is adding insult to injury.

And yes, having already bought and played skyward sword at its release I plan to buy it again (and play it) once I can budget it comfortably.

Yes it is very autistic of me to be bothered by this. So sue me.

 

[unidentified code]

Jasmine is quickly becoming someone I like keeping tabs on in the Louniverse. Look at his audacity.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Jasmine is quickly becoming someone I like keeping tabs on in the Louniverse. Look at his audacity.
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Just don't play with matches while using the car inside the garage. Carbon Monoxide is VERY EXPLOSIVE.

It's pretty fun though.

 

[Mountain Dew]

Was going through our sweet Lady Jasmine's twitter and found this weird ass thing they retweeted. Lou and his friends really like feral shit, huh?

Spoiler: Islamic Content

 

[Pinball 2000]

Was going through our sweet Lady Jasmine's twitter and found this weird ass thing they retweeted. Lou and his friends really like feral shit, huh?
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Spoiler: Islamic Content

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Pretty sure that's the pokemon Torkal, but wearing a dress for some reason?

This just raises more questions, like "why are you shoving weed in your Pokemon's holes" and "why the fuck would you retweet this", for example.

 

[Childe]

I love the little posse of autists we’ve managed to round up in this thread. Lou and his gang of losers. They’re all very fucking funny and when Lou gets boring they’re usually always doing something batshit on their own twitter accounts. Way to keep your friends thread moving, guys!

 

[heyitsbay]

1. What happened to all that pizza and snackos you bought thanks to suckers giving you their money?
2. The fuck does 'big itchy' mean, and why would sushi fix it?
3. I'd also like sushi that I don't have to pay for. #tramscrowfund

 

[Berserker Armor]

Pretty sure that's the pokemon Torkal, but wearing a dress for some reason?
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This just raises more questions, like "why are you shoving weed in your Pokemon's holes" and "why the fuck would you retweet this", for example.

I feel like in the Pokémon world that would be basically animal (Pokey abuse? Pokébuse? Pokémon abuse?) abuse like when ppl give their animals weed edibles.

 

[The Dude]

1. What happened to all that pizza and snackos you bought thanks to suckers giving you their money?
2. The fuck does 'big itchy' mean, and why would sushi fix it?
3. I'd also like sushi that I don't have to pay for. #tramscrowfund

Kangaroo Lou might be "big itchy" from a rash or other skin issues caused by his terrible personal hygiene. Or maybe he's a pill-head popping Opiates? It would explain both his "big itchy" and why he's going on the nod in that post.

As far as the Gagliardi Shit Bull having red skin and chewing on his paws: definitely sounds like an allergy of some sort. Likely a food allergy or environmental allergy, like grass or something in the house, such as aerosol air freshener. A responsible pet owner would take their pet to the vet for an allergy panel test to find out what the allergy is from and get treatment/medication.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Honestly I hope at this point Lou does something big that gets him more high profile and worth giving his own Lolcow subforum, because “Marvel Cinematic Louniverse” popped in to my head and made me laugh autistically, and having a place to have threads and discussions on the colorful cast of characters that orbit around Lou that are cows in their own rights would be fun. Come on, Louie. Do something to top all your previous meltdowns.

 

[Childe]

Honestly I hope at this point Lou does something big that gets him more high profile and worth giving his own Lolcow subforum, because “Marvel Cinematic Louniverse” popped in to my head and made me laugh autistically, and having a place to have threads and discussions on the colorful cast of characters that orbit around Lou that are cows in their own rights would be fun. Come on, Louie. Do something to top all your previous meltdowns.

God Lou having his own subforum would be a dream come true. I personally think he and his crew deserve it.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

God Lou having his own subforum would be a dream come true. I personally think he and his crew deserve it.

He’s still relatively low-profile and the cows that have their own subforum are not. Though if Lou’s orbiters become interesting enough to warrant their own threads and Lou does something hilarious enough to warrant a community happenings shoutout, it might be worth asking about just for the sake of having all things Lou contained to one place.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Honestly I hope at this point Lou does something big that gets him more high profile and worth giving his own Lolcow subforum, because “Marvel Cinematic Louniverse” popped in to my head and made me laugh autistically, and having a place to have threads and discussions on the colorful cast of characters that orbit around Lou that are cows in their own rights would be fun. Come on, Louie. Do something to top all your previous meltdowns.

Perfect.

Lou as a morbidly obese Tony Stark with multiple tablets taped to him to form a suit of Armour.

Undertale Larper who Hulks out / McAvoy Splits into one of his Undertale Headmates. Unfortunately it's all in his head.

Fuckalope as some shitty Black Widow who does leg scissor takedowns while yelling "HUUUUGS!"

Dunno who Degenerate Thor or Captain America would be. Corust would be Loki.

Fund it!

 

[The Dude]

Perfect.

Lou as a morbidly obese Tony Stark with multiple tablets taped to him to form a suit of Armour.

Undertale Larper who Hulks out / McAvoy Splits into one of his Undertale Headmates. Unfortunately it's all in his head.

Fuckalope as some shitty Black Widow who does leg scissor takedowns while yelling "HUUUUGS!"

Dunno who Degenerate Thor or Captain America would be. Corust would be Loki.

Fund it!

Kangaroo Lou should be the Captain America analog, except Australian instead of American and he chucks pizzas instead of a shield.

 

[Next Task]

He’s still relatively low-profile and the cows that have their own subforum are not. Though if Lou’s orbiters become interesting enough to warrant their own threads and Lou does something hilarious enough to warrant a community happenings shoutout, it might be worth asking about just for the sake of having all things Lou contained to one place.

Big as Lou is physically (and as much as we wouldn't have sex with him), he's better thought of as the latest Judas Goat to bring a bunch of other furries/rat kings to the forums. If you think there's enough to make a thread on the few remaining individuals who orbit Lou, whether one for each of them or a containment for all of them, feel free. I'm not sure if they have enough to separate them from Lou's immense gravitational orbit, but the only real way to find out is for someone to dig, collate, and try it out in Prospering Grounds.

Away from Lou their specific idiocy and malignancy might stand out more, just currently they're overshadowed by the man with two dozen electronic devices and twice as many identity crises.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Decided to do a deep dive on Aussie Lou's Twitter and FUCK ME, he's like Lou but doesn't even try to hide the fact he's a colossal fuckwit when it comes to money.

"I spent $70 AUD on a mobile game Instead of food, Whoopsie! Please reimburse me, tramscrowdfunders!"

"Look at me being productive by doing the dishes! So, money plz?"

I have this sneaking suspicion that Pissmon only owns just the one "feminine" shirt to "prove" they are trans and get online pity. Out in Public they dress and act normally because they're too pussy to "be their true self"

 

[Mountain Dew]

Fuck getting a job. I’m going to pretend to be transgender and poor. /sarcasm

Seems to be way more lucrative than getting a 9-5, because you don’t even need to put any effort into it whatsoever. Just say you have transphobic parents/housemates/etc, claim a mental illness, and rake in the $$$.

 

[Lou's Spaghetti]

Seems like Executive Dysfunction is code for "I'm really lazy" among these types

 

[Iron Hamster]

Seems like Executive Dysfunction is code for "I'm really lazy" among these types

Not sure how they'd know if such a thing exists. They've never been executives.

 

[The Dude]

Seems like Executive Dysfunction is code for "I'm really lazy" among these types

I was thinking it was just a new politically correct way of saying "retard".