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What's the deal with the 10-minute posting wait over there? I haven't had do to do that since I first joined. Is it everyone or just me?
Depends on the sub. Political ones usually had it by default, which only further encouraged the hivemind - having a dozen people squeal at The Wrong Opinion when only one can be responded to was maddening even by Reddit standards.
 
What's the deal with the 10-minute posting wait over there? I haven't had do to do that since I first joined. Is it everyone or just me?
You get this rate limit when you have no comment/post karma in a subreddit. It's apparently supposed to stop spambots, and (speaking from experience) it's pretty good at doing so, unless some retards (alts made from a single IP don't work, not sure about alts connecting through TOR) give your spambot 1-3 upvotes which makes the rate limit disappears completely.
 
Some word choices and the stilted ways they use various seemingly innocuous phrases give the whole thing the familiar stench of people who are doing something they know they shouldn't, and think they're really slick at speaking obliquely but they're not.

DCJohn1980, our Bored Dad With Sleeping Daughter, cross-posted his request to /r/OpenFamily, a subreddit about very sex-positive families. It seems to contain mostly people trying to hook up with each other to start families where everyone fucks each other.



The moderator of OpenFamily​


is in his mid-30s and has spent over half of his life attempting to fuck his mom.
His poor mother, somehow, puts up with all manner of behavior ranging from childish to sexual assault. Maybe she thinks he's retarded.

Maddox?

- Goes into the bathroom while his mother is showering
- Strips and gets in the shower with her
- Tries to act like he's just some huge manchild who thinks it's a funny game
- Sneaks into her bed while she's asleep and cuddles her until his erection wakes her up

This woman must be under a massive load of cognitive dissonance and coping mechanisms, she probably refuses to process that her son actually wants to have sex with her and prefers to interpret him as a silly child who needs to be told he is too old to play in the shower with mommy.

But at a second glance -- unless he's simply fantasizing -- it looks like she might be really permissive with the "flirting", as it were, and only just keeps it from crossing the furthest possible line:

- Told his mother he wants her
- Has been caught sniffing her panties and licking her dildo
- Mom supposedly just asked him to put her underwear back when he's done because she's missing a lot: https://archive.fo/5FPWj

Also he used to fuck his sister.

Whatever, that guy is a fucking weirdo but who cares.

Back to DCJohn.​


Is it much of a reach to say right off the bat that he's trying to find someone to come over and fuck his daughter? The way people talk about (or rather around) shit like this does make it pretty obvious, right? I don't need to try to write a fuckin' psycholinguistic dissertation about it? Cool thanks.

Especially when you see the terminology in some of his other posts:



Yes, John, I can understand -- it must be a huge concern all the time that people might not be "real and serious" when you're searching for other cool young parents to chat with. Something tells me that "taboo" has a particular meaning, and you aren't just looking for kinksters.



Particular meaning is likely again -- I've only recently become aware that pedos on the world wide web have taken to identifying themselves simply as "pervs", which now makes this a rather suspicious term in my book, when found with any other indicators.

If he's 33, suppose he had his daughter when he was 18, then she can be about 15?

But wait, there's more!

Hey guys, does anyone else like to plant spy cams to peep on their famz???

Who else likes to huff their daughter's panties?

Howdy neighbors who else enjoys """dark taboo"""?

Oh, my bad -- very dark taboo!

I have to run so I will leave the questions of what might constitute dark or very dark taboo as an exercise for the reader
>this entire post

I thought we were meant to be the bad guys in this story?
 
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Looks like TrueOffMyChest started getting a little too based and honest. Can't have that on reddit, can we? I feel like I saw more than these two, but these are the only two screenshots I was able to snag
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Somebody should check up on that redditor in fifteen years and see if she's still happy about her four dust-collecting pieces of leather while her cousin is surrounded by a loving family celebrating her second kid's high school graduation.
Why? You can already tell how much she cares now by watching her post about it.
 
In retarded janitorial staff news, the moderation team of r/nfl is automatically locking all posts that reference "Vaccine" or "COVID" in the title

Usually, the sub is all for calling out the league and NFLPA for rat-fucking players on contracts and it's typically very player friendly (to the point of down voting to oblivion anyone who speaks negatively of players suspended for drug abuse), but ALL OF A SUDDEN, when the NFLPA decides that it will allow the NFL to force teams with covid cases to forfeit games and strip players of their game checks, you are not allowed to discuss the issue.

What's the matter, nfl jannies? Unironic anti vax tards will have comment scores in the negative triple digits and their comments will be buried. Why do you have to straight up stop any and all discussion?
 
This person is definitely going end up a depressed spinister in 15 years. It'd be one thing if she was really happy for a project she just finished like art or gardening, etc. but being this happy from just buying shit? That's not a really fulfilling life to me. Even the people who love makeup usually can spice it up by being a makeup artist and turn it into a real passion. This just feels souless.
 
This person is definitely going end up a depressed spinister in 15 years. It'd be one thing if she was really happy for a project she just finished like art or gardening, etc. but being this happy from just buying shit? That's not a really fulfilling life to me. Even the people who love makeup usually can spice it up by being a makeup artist and turn it into a real passion. This just seems souless to me.
Yeah it's just some massive cope.
 
Gucci is tacky, nouveau riche trash. It's what people who can't normally afford designer brands buy when they want something ostentatious that screams "I spent a lot of money on this".
What do real rich people buy? Is there like a brand barrier these people are trying to cross to be perceived as having "made it"?
 
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TLDR Redditors are shocked and horrified that their message of all white people are evil has created a lot of racist black people.
You fuckers has adovcated for this since obama you don't get to act shocked. What you think that this blm shit had no consequences? This is the future you guys have chosen now deal with it. If the situation had reversed the races then the us would be in flames again. But now this won't even be third page news.

And thats not even accounting for that none of the kids will wear a mask proper or one with a medical spec like n95. How are teachers gonna stop kids from touching the outside of the mask? How are they gonna force them to change it after lunchbreaks and stuff? Are they gonna force poor parents to buy new ones? I can hardly force my grandparents to do all of this stuff. How the fuck are they gonna force kids?
Theres just no way to make this realisticly feasible for the cost of childrens life quality. Covid isn't the black death its just a really bad version of the flu. I don't even think they should have the jab to be honest unless absolutly neccesary.
The thing with COVID is that the jab is absolutely necessary if they’re young.
The incubation period has few signs and once you have COVID caused pneumonia a jab cannot help you as it’s preventative medicine. You just have to pray you don’t need a ventilator. That’s a dice roll few parents should have to take with their kid.
And no, the vaccine side effects are not even in the same galaxy as what COVID could do to a 5 year olds lungs.
 
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