Leslie Eclaire, I'm a person who will answer your questions - Richard Jones' fantastic failure of an AMA

When you blundered in here with an incoherent rant and a link to your GoFundMe, did you expect us to take you seriously at all?

When you made this AMA, did you expect us to take you seriously at all given your past behavior on here, on Something Awful, and on multitudes of other communities throughout the internet that you've graced with your presence?

Do you ever intend for people to take you seriously at all? Or do you just want to indulge your martyr complex by stirring the pot and acting like a noble, suffering crusader of justice when everyone calls you out on your shit?

Also, have you ever considered seeing an orthodontist?
 
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Anything you want to know about this degenerate pedophile can be better answered here or here, as they clearly have absolutely nothing of value to tell us.


Yeah @LightningPrincess isnt answering anything. You just gotta dig up his dirt that he cannot erase
 
My favorite bit is when @LightningPrincess tried to get us to donate to him, going on about "if you really want to help" and other shit.
Couple of things, sugar:
1. We're not actually here to help anyone. Lolcows come, lolcows go. We'll likely never run out of them. As such, their welfare (heh) isn't really a concern here. If and when Phil finally keels over from heart disease, exposure, or infected tattoos, we'll find another portly lunatic to giggle about. No skin off our backs.
2. Refusing to answer questions about your shit and getting grumpy about what we say or do is not a great plan. It makes us curious, and we dig when we get curious. You're a pedophile who jacks off in public. You don't get the moral high ground here.
3. White knights don't do well here. You aren't going to be an exception, and you've already drawn a lot of attention. So...have fun with that.
 
I was sure I was going to like you after I've seen your thread, but you blew it from the very first page, I'm not even gonna quote your most critical passages, because there are too many of them.
And for the love of god, please drop this faux-christian attitude, I'm not christian myself but I sure find it disgusting.
 
They lived on land owned by one of their parents who was not cool at all with LGBT people and spotted me in girl mode and because I couldn't pass and didn't have enough clothes to go full time there were all these bullshit restrictions and threats. It was a bad neighborhood full of rednecks. I stayed "part time" as a woman, going to work in boy mode.

"Girl mode"? What's wrong with saying "Dressed in female clothing"? Made up language is what we make fun of Tumblrites for.
 
2. The Chelsea Manning story has two mostly unrelated issues: The rights of transgender inmates to receive medical care and be treated with dignity and The military abusing the classification system to cover up repugnant shit that they do in the name of the American people that they should have a right to know about. I'd rather not make this a political thread though.

3. It was always just a lame pun on my username and the trend of the military posters of having repugnant usernames of that format

Sorry I want to address this,

Manning was a ass who shouldn't have gotten in the Military in the first place, he didn't leak the information he did to right a wrong he did it because he thought it would garner him attention from people he was enamoured with.

An your right some of the shit that goes down in war time is repugnant, but it has always and will always be so. Personally I am disgusted by how some IRA terrorists who where planning or assisted in bombing Civilian targets in the 70's an 80's where treated by the intelligence services the way they where, but I am also repulsed that they would consider Civilian targets in the first place.

In this War I am disgusted that Civilains are treated as meat shields by violent religious extremists (who are essentially just criminals using religion as a front), who recruit people remarkably like Phil to do there dirty work who don't make a distinction between Civilian and Military / Government targets. But I am also repulsed by some of the tactics used to gain information from captives with no real value but that is a sad and thankfully rare occurrence.

Before you make a rebuttal of "Civilian casualties" I'd like to point out that in every single war through human history has had civilian casualties, in this war we have had comparatively few in comparison to all others, we even make a special effort to make sure they are reduced as much as possible. Sadly the kind of people we are fighting don't really give a crap about Civilian's (Ours and their own) and are more than willing to kill a few and try to use them as unwilling meat shields an they have a awful tendency to not value human life and are more than willing to commit acts that would make any one vomit with rage on there own population that if a member of a western army did would get pillaried (if they are lucky) for an they do so on a regular basis.

3, Like what? Seriously I'd love to know. I think the main problem is you can't understand a Squaddies mindset sadly when you go to war it's very rare you come back the same as you left. You come back with a fucked up sense of humour thats for a long time after "gallows humour" it's a way of coping that Soldiers, Doctors, Policemen and Fire fighters develop as a psychological self defence mechanism.

We are not troll's the best description for us is "People with a low tolerance for bull shit" and we approach things a awful lot differently from the kinda of places you associate with on a regular basis if you act like a bellend you will be treated like a bellend and will be told to Jog on in no short order and that is already happening, My advice to you would be to wind you neck in and just answer questions given to you and not be a dick.
 
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Sorry I want to address this,

Manning was a ass who shouldn't have gotten in the Military in the first place, he didn't leak the information he did to right a wrong he did it because he thought it would garner him attention from people he was enamoured with.

An your right some of the shit that goes down in war time is repugnant, but it has always and will always be so. Personally I am disgusted by how some IRA terrorists who where planning or assisted in bombing Civilian targets in the 70's an 80's where treated by the intelligence services the way they where, but I am also repulsed that they would consider Civilian targets in the first place.

In this War I am disgusted that Civilains are treated as meat shields by violent religious extremists (who are essentially just criminals using religion as a front), who recruit people remarkably like Phil to do there dirty work who don't make a distinction between Civilian and Military / Government targets. But I am also repulsed by some of the tactics used to gain information from captives with no real value but that is a sad and thankfully rare occurrence.

Before you make a rebuttal of "Civilian casualties" I'd like to point out that in every single war through human history has had civilian casualties, in this war we have had comparatively few in comparison to all others, we even make a special effort to make sure they are reduced as much as possible. Sadly the kind of people we are fighting don't really give a crap about Civilian's (Ours and their own) and are more than willing to kill a few and try to use them as unwilling meat shields an they have a awful tendency to not value human life and are more than willing to commit acts that would make any one vomit with rage on there own population that if a member of a western army did would get pillaried (if they are lucky) for an they do so on a regular basis.

3, Like what? Seriously I'd love to know. I think the main problem is you can't understand a Squaddies mindset sadly when you go to war it's very rare you come back the same as you left I came back really fucked up and my sense of humour for a long time was gallows humour it's a way of coping that Soldiers, Doctors, Policemen and Fire fighters develop as a psychological self defence mechanism.

Oh and before you make a rebuttal of "Cultural differences" or "I don't know the issues", I'd just like to point out I donate to Amnesty international, Medicines Sans Frontiers, Two Trans youth groups, Help for Heroes, and the local Interfaith council (that gladly accepts atheists an respects our view point), and I am trying to source a lot of stuff for a local group of students to help with the current refugee crisis like tents, clothing, food etc.

I own and have read The Bible, The Talmud, The Koran (I have two copy's one was given to me by a Muslim friend during last months Eid as a mark of friendship) and I am regularly invited to religious ceremonies and events by my friends because I am known as some one who isn't a dick who respects people and genuinely makes a effort to understand things that are important to them.

We are not troll's the best description for us is "People with a low tolerance for bull shit" and we approach things a awful lot differently from the kinda of places you associate with on a regular basis if you act like a bellend you will be treated like a bellend and will be told to Jog on in no short order and that is already happening, my advice to you would be to wind you neck in and just answer questions given to you and not be a dick.

Great post but its wasted on Leslie who will scan it for asspats, double check for tips on how to meet hot pre teens then disregard it rather than accept someone may have a fucking good point.
Prove me wrong Leslie, actually engage without falling back on random access humour.
 
Great post but its wasted on Leslie who will scan it for asspats, double check for tips on how to meet hot pre teens then disregard it rather than accept someone may have a fucking good point.
Prove me wrong Leslie, actually engage without falling back on random access humour.

He's just hiding out and rating everyone's posts autistic now.
 
God, this thread is a waste of time.

Why make a thread about yourself on the farms? You're only lining yourself up for the shooting gallery.

She saw the cool kids making AMA threads and wanted to join in on talking shit about Phil but she forgot that her own absurdities are as interesting as Phil's.
 
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