Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[sorrycharlie]

RIP Jill Rodrigues's cursed uterus.

I'm sad she'll never get to live her dream of staging creepy mother/daughter maternity photos like her idols, the Duggars.

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[Android raptor]

RIP Jill Rodrigues's cursed uterus.

I'm sad she'll never get to live her dream of staging creepy mother/daughter maternity photos like her idols, the Duggars.

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Torn between horrifying and Islamic Content for that Duggar pic

Since I doubt the Rods are big on prenatal care and screenings, I wonder what the chances are of Nurie producing content for a thread crossover with Tard Baby? Because its sounds like theres at least a decent chance of them getting a kid that's at least slightly delayed.

 

[Sparklepants]

Since I doubt the Rods are big on prenatal care and screenings, I wonder what the chances are of Nurie producing content for a thread crossover with Tard Baby? Because its sounds like theres at least a decent chance of them getting a kid that's at least slightly delayed.

Considering she’s probably malnourished and drinking Plexus thanks to Jill being in her ear, I’m guessing very likely. The youngest Rodlet is missing her corpus callosum thanks to Plexus.

 

[Free the Pedos]

RIP Jill Rodrigues's cursed uterus.

I'm sad she'll never get to live her dream of staging creepy mother/daughter maternity photos like her idols, the Duggars.

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That green shirt is cursed. It should be in a warlock’s collection.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Never took your kids on vacation? Yikes. And dragging them all on "business". I wonder if they claim this shit on taxes because of the printing?

 

[multiverse]

Never took your kids on vacation? Yikes. And dragging them all on "business". I wonder if they claim this shit on taxes because of the printing?
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Lol, Jill vacations more than anyone else I've ever seen. They've been dragging themselves and their kids cross country for months on end for the past decade, and they literally pick up and go any time Jill takes a fancy to do so.

 

[The-Mad-Asshatter]

This sounds horrifyingly ghoulish, but I wonder how many people have been turned off from Christianity due to this fundy culture stuff?

I mean the Quiverful stuff, women wearing dresses, talking in Christianese, and the love of these people have for being 'country' and farms.

Some of them are likely genuine Christians, but shouldn't it make them worry that if someone is likely rejecting what they are saying, it might not be totally the message but what they think this is what Christians are 'like?' Not the actual stuff in the Bible, but this type of culture that tries to pretend it's that.

 

[Least Concern]

Shoulder belts are of the world. Lap belts and Jesus's love are all you need.

 

[Mepsi Pax]

Holy shit this is fucked up, thanks tho

These people, the parents, belong in hell - where I'm sure they're going anyway. What kind of sect is Goblino ministries supposed to be anyway? I'm sure the fundamentals (heh) are ripped off from some other church, but there's gotta be some idiosyncratic perversions in there too, right? Anyways, regardless of what options they put on their Jesus (I'm partial to the GT3 aerodynamics package myself) they're sick people who appear to be borderline, if not full-blown sadists.

It's rare that you think "Boy I hope the parents of these dozen kids go to jail and lose custody", but I must say I'm kind of thinking that, because at least these kids would be free of their physical and psychological cages. They run in fundie circles and it's somewhat likely they'd get taken in by various church families rather than all ending up in state care. The older kids are probably better off breaking away even if they're mentally unprepared (it's not like they'll be prepared by continuing on this way), and the young ones are better off in the foster system as long as they're at least getting fed properly.

 

[Trombonista]

Never took your kids on vacation? Yikes. And dragging them all on "business". I wonder if they claim this shit on taxes because of the printing?
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Her makeup makes it look like she has mold growing around her eyes.

 

[Putzbomb]

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He looked somewhat better when he was at flight school and could get three meals and snacks. Still slim, not attractive, but marginally better. Now he’s back with precious mama, he’s back to looking more skeletal. She really has produced some useless humans.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She's 43, turning 44 this November. She hasn't gotten pregnant in five years, not even one that resulted in another SEVERE miscarriage. It would appear that her season as a birth giver is at its end.

We know she's been trying her damndest for another one, particularly in the run-up to Nurie getting married. This folly is reinforced by the fact that she set aside an entire room of the barndominium for a nursery - and an entire corner of their bizarrely shaped master bathroom dedicated to nursing, complete with a gliding rocker.

The likelihood is that Jill's arrow count stops at 13, and she isn't going to settle well into her season as a grandmother who isn't still feccund.

Nursing in the bathroom? Absolutely barbaric and backwards.

 

[multiverse]

What kind of sect is Goblino ministries supposed to be anyway?

They are a strict brand of southern Baptist. Most of the fundies we know and love followed Bill Gothard and his Institute in Basic Life Principles, or IBLP. Gothard published reams of books, lecture tapes, newsletters, and pamphlets on how to live every aspect of the purest Christian life, and had a huge following. The Duggars are the most famous example of Gotharddites, and Jill/co are in the same vein.

Of course, Gothard was known for shtupping young unmarried woman who were sent to him for advanced homemaking and purity lectures, whether they wanted to or not. It's always that, or they're secret gheys like Doug Phillips.

 

[ZB927]

He looked somewhat better when he was at flight school and could get three meals and snacks. Still slim, not attractive, but marginally better. Now he’s back with precious mama, he’s back to looking more skeletal. She really has produced some useless humans.

I agree! And he's definitely much more attractive before he speaks.

However, the pictures I posted was more to further illustrate how ugly David is. The guy in the pictures is Tony Shalhoub as Jack Jeebs from Men in Black and that is all I can see whenever I see pictures of David.

 

[goodgrief]

Are the attaching a pizza hut on the house?

Yeah, it's a combination Pizza Hut and Barn Motel.

 

[Cyber Goose]

Lol, Jill vacations more than anyone else I've ever seen. They've been dragging themselves and their kids cross country for months on end for the past decade, and they literally pick up and go any time Jill takes a fancy to do so.

They are forced on "vacations" because they are on the run from DCS.

 

[Stinky Britches]

I bet Timmay is partying it up in the barn house while the rest are away! I’m sure he’s getting drunk and stoned off his ass and putting on his mommy’s dresses and eyeliner and lipsticks.

 

[multiverse]

I bet Timmay is partying it up in the barn house while the rest are away! I’m sure he’s getting drunk and stoned off his ass and putting on his mommy’s dresses and eyeliner and lipsticks.

Unfortunately, since he's part of the "family band", he's probably stuffed in the RV with the rest of them, huddled on the floor, trying to get a couple hours' sleep as his skeletal frame sleeps on linoleum with no bedding.

 

[Stinky Britches]

Idk, he has a job now and his dog. Plus if they left him home he could water the kid’s garden and supervise the “Amish” contractors.

 

[TractorGirl]

I bet Timmay is partying it up in the barn house while the rest are away! I’m sure he’s getting drunk and stoned off his ass and putting on his mommy’s dresses and eyeliner and lipsticks.

I imagine him buffalo bill style dancing, ala silence of the lambs….