Inactive Stone-Man-Warrior / Kelly Karl Sleight / America05906759 / socioterrific / StoneMa75807331 - Oregon schizophrenic who claimed to have killed multiple governors and the Pope, got attacked by child soldiers and lions daily, dead from rotting leg

[The Un-Clit]

This guy stacked bodies on the daily. In his house, at the park. Even besting the forces of David Gilmour in combat.

wow

Shine on! You crazy diamond.

He really was the funniest storyteller since Terry, and honestly except with Terry's invention of Glow-in-the-dark CIA Niggers which will live forever, StoneMan Warrior told the best stories anyone with a disordered brain ever has.

No one's fiction has ever had a randomly dropping guillotine parked over the exit of WalMart, chopping guests and terror-soldiers alike whenever it felt like it, sketchy random lion attacks or a conspiracy of the British royal family and screen actor's guild to infiltrate Oregon via an army of Canadian look-alike terror troopers wielding nitrous oxide knockout gas (some of them from tanks stuffed up their ass venting out an anal tube) that can be defeated by flicking your Bic and launching them through the air on their own flaming gas? That shit was better then any 10 Michael Bay movie screenplays!

And now Kelly is dead. He died in agony from his infection and in despair because 'his enemies have won'. It didn't fucking need to go like that.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He really was the funniest storyteller since Terry, and honestly except with Terry's invention of Glow-in-the-dark CIA Niggers which will live forever, StoneMan Warrior told the best stories anyone with a disordered brain ever has.

No one's fiction has ever had a randomly dropping guillotine parked over the exit of WalMart, chopping guests and terror-soldiers alike whenever it felt like it, sketchy random lion attacks or a conspiracy of the British royal family and screen actor's guild to infiltrate Oregon via an army of Canadian look-alike terror troopers wielding nitrous oxide knockout gas (some of them from tanks stuffed up their ass venting out an anal tube) that can be defeated by flicking your Bic and launching them through the air on their own flaming gas? That shit was better then any 10 Michael Bay movie screenplays!

And now Kelly is dead. He died in agony from his infection and in despair because 'his enemies have won'. It didn't fucking need to go like that.

Don't forget hospitals containing a giant trebuchet that launched you into orbit.

 

[Zebedee]

I’m seriously cut up over this guy, he seemed so interesting from the beginning, all up until the very bitter end.

I can only hope those delusions that stopped him from going to the hospital kept up during his final hours, if only to spare him from the reality of his situation.

 

[fineapple]

Aw I remember stumbling across kim when the other kelly lost her legs. Rly makes you wonder how reality is through the eyes of another.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

RIP to this dude

Reading his "terror reports," it seems a wonder none of his neighbors were ever hurt or killed. I mean WTF is going on in his head when he is being ambushed in his bathroom or from behind his recliner---and why does he associate these "incidents" with one or other of his neighbors in particular?

Or is it just dumb to be questioning the logic of the truly insane?

Anyway to reiterate: RIP and thanks for not actually hurting anybody!

 

[McSneaks]

Never heard of dude, go to read, see OP sperging about "old schizoid spewing wacky delusions on tumblr". Literally not anything remotely related to schizoid personality disorder in anything about him? Bruh school fail


Rip this dead nigga tho

 

[Din Djarin]

Just went through the thread and my heart breaks for this man. I hope he can finally get the rest that he truly deserves. No one deserves to go through something like this. (Sorry to get all soft)

 

[TaterBot]

RIP to this dude

...t seems a wonder none of his neighbors were ever hurt or killed. ..

This was my thought as well, since his delusions were so pervasive everyday and focused on killing. "enemies".

It boggles the (sane) mind. I watched the doc referenced below. Yet I still cannot see where "systemic failings of the mental healthcare system" are the reason this woman died,However the current commitment to individual liberty contributed to her and to Sleight's deaths. They're crazy but are given the responsibility of making crucial potentially fatal decisions? I don't understand how anyone thinks that's what should be done. Or why it's our fault when those decisions turn out to be flawed. Do we really expect sound, reasonable decisions from these diseased minds?
We may feel enormous sympathy for the pain of their plight but while people are quick to blame "the system" no one has any concrete suggestions as to what to DO to change it.

God Knows Where I Am

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

April 22, 2018: 12:08 pm:​ A list of high profile places that have been high-jacked was posted here on April 18, 2018. That list should have included that the school districts have also been high-jacked. Three Rivers School District, including all of the seventeen or so schools within the district are under control of French Canadians who supply Screen Actors Guild members with children for sex. Also, children of Americans are trained as soldiers for the Canadians. It’s a complicated and heartbreaking thing to discuss. Also, District Seven Schools have been high-jacked. All of the schools in Josephine County Oregon are under French Canadian control. It’s been this way for more than twenty years and no one will answer the call for help.

 

[MugolEx]

Oh bb. Schizocows never have happy endings.

Why did you have to be right?

 

[Jazz never died!]

 

[Khantressa]

Good riddance. One less scizo shitting up the internet

 

[Magikoopa]

Honestly regardless of their nature as hallucinations, this man lived for years with the perception that he was under perpetual threat to his life and yet he never, as far as we know, lashed out in anger or frustration and harmed anyone (I dont know the nature of his stalking order but given his mental state I want to give him the benefit of the doubt here), and just wanted to be left alone and warn others. I think that should speak volumes to the quality of his character as a fundamentally good person, one who was let down by society. Wherever he is, I hope he's resting easy

 

[Haramburger]

R.I.P., Posting to add a username and dilute the inevitable investigation against the horrorsite Kiwi Farms by making the fed's research that much longer. Please enjoy combing through my post history in the wake of this political opportunity tragedy. Kelly suffered very much in their final days from our collective harassment via making leg-shaped caves in their Terraria maps and infecting them with corruption/crimson biomes.

 

[Nointey]

Rest in Peace Kelly, how did he die by the way ?

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]

Good riddance. One less scizo shitting up the internet

SAG shill detected. You couldn't just kill the poor man, you have to get online and gloat about it too. Disgusting.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Unpopular opinion in todays world, but I think we should go back to where we simply round them up and put them in an asylym for a while, with or without their consent.
For sure, there will be abuse, there was plenty of abuse in the past when we did this.

But, a whole bunch of these folks will get the medication they need, have their issues brought under control, and can be released back as mostly normally functioning individuals.

One of the biggest issues back than was that we didn't have this thing called "Human Rights" so doctors could do whatever they wanted to the patients in the name of helping them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Rest in Peace Kelly, how did he die by the way ?

Leg rot.

Talk to Dewey; he knows more about it than I do.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

It's wild to think that this guy survived multiple terror cells, the Screen Actor's Guild, the Royal family, Canadian soldiers, the theft of the letter "N", and child soldiers only to be taken out by an infection.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.di...tuaries/grants-pass-or/kelly-sleight-10277498
Well boys it looks like the warrior has finally fallen.. this is truly one of the only cows I have ever sincerely felt sorry for and tried to help. I feel sad at the moment but am glad he is not terrified and suffering more than I could imagine.. R.I.P you crazy dimond.. :/

Damn, why is it that the entertaining wackos always die while the vile narcissists are still sucking air? At least he's not suffering anymore. RIP dude, you made me smile when you killed several members of Pink Floyd in the grocery store and then went home and posted about it.

Edit: I went back to reread the Pink Floyd thing and holy shit it's ten times funnier than I remembered.