Characters you used to get a b*ner over as a kid

[DoomsdayElite]

Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell. I was 8, and hadn't really become "aware" of women in that way until I saw that show. She made me feel good in ways I didn't yet understand.

 

[The Un-Clit]

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Kelly Kapowski from Saved by the Bell. I was 8, and hadn't really become "aware" of women in that way until I saw that show. She made me feel good in ways I didn't yet understand.

No doubt. I wonder how many of us remember our first orgasm, and what induced it? I would bet 90% or more of guys it was in the bath or the bed at night, sorta knowing what you were doing but not really understanding until the final moment when you hit the point of no return for the first time...It was a long goddamn time ago for me, but I'll never forget it.

For a few lucky guys their first time was actual intercourse, and I can only wonder for the ladies. Was it sex, or self discovery? Fortunately I think pretty much every girl born from 1980 on was not taught that their body's feelings were dirty or shameful, but I wonder if I am correct in this? Girls? I know there's no girls on the Internet, but if you non-existant ladies could chime in, was it in bed alone? with a friend? with a partner? or are you one of the unlucky few who have never experienced 'le petit mort'? LOL what was I thinking?

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Spoiler: Big Image

I had multiple mini crushes as a kid, but he was "The One." I was devastated when he left, not that I didn't understand why, but the fact that I would never see him again was too sad for me.

 

[Aunt Marge]

 

[The Un-Clit]

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I would have believed you if you said Veruca Salt.

 

[Aunt Marge]

I would have believed you if you said Veruca Salt.

Why's that?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Why's that?

Just kiddin'. I believe ya.

 

[glass_houses]

No doubt. I wonder how many of us remember our first orgasm, and what induced it? I would bet 90% or more of guys it was in the bath or the bed at night, sorta knowing what you were doing but not really understanding until the final moment when you hit the point of no return for the first time...It was a long goddamn time ago for me, but I'll never forget it.

For a few lucky guys their first time was actual intercourse, and I can only wonder for the ladies. Was it sex, or self discovery? Fortunately I think pretty much every girl born from 1980 on was not taught that their body's feelings were dirty or shameful, but I wonder if I am correct in this? Girls? I know there's no girls on the Internet, but if you non-existant ladies could chime in, was it in bed alone? with a friend? with a partner? or are you one of the unlucky few who have never experienced 'le petit mort'?

Mate, I am not going to talk about my earliest, most intimate sexual moments on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Overcast]

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[The Un-Clit]

Mate, I am not going to talk about my earliest, most intimate sexual moments on Kiwi Farms.

You know what? Neither would I.

SO how about that Byuu fellow, eh?

 

[glass_houses]

You know what? Neither would I.

SO how about that Byuu fellow, eh?

Wouldn't fuck a furry, dead or alive.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Hated him as a character, tho (unlike Mister Sinister, who was right and fuck every bit of canon trying to make him a shitheel).

I'm not gay but I always thought they could make more of Mister Sinister because he leaves an impression. He's certainly got a look and flair. Not a man in feathery boa or a cape, something more menacing but similar.


Growing up this was in the usual compilation magazines collecting 2000AD and other curated european comics. Not a crush, the series sucks ass, it's Serbian Cat-Woman and reads like Modesty Blaise but in the compilation mags between Judge Dredd and Remo it held an unknown interest.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

 

[NyQuilninja]

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Check out the polygons on dis bitch....
Gamer from the 9o's

 

[DoomsdayElite]

 

[DoomsdayElite]

 

[Yamamura]

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Something was definitely stirring in the back of my head as a five year old when I was watching Batman.

My man, I used to like Zatanna too.

I have to admit I was never really into anime and only casually watched it. But I really used to dig Rukia's character design in my younger years.

As for non cartoon or anime, I watched Cold Case a lot as a kid back then and had a small crush on Kathryn Morris' character Lilly.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

I'm not gay but I always thought they could make more of Mister Sinister because he leaves an impression. He's certainly got a look and flair. Not a man in feathery boa or a cape, something more menacing but similar.

Unfortunately, both him and Mandarin were bit by "business suits are the new black" bug in lots of of newer appearances.

And cape is what adds to impression, methinks. They utterly ruined him (after already worsening him with all the gay shit) with jacket goth designs and suits.

Maybe you are in cape appreciation closet?)

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Unfortunately, both him and Mandarin were bit by "business suits are the new black" bug in lots of of newer appearances.

And cape is what adds to impression, methinks. They utterly ruined him (after already worsening him with all the gay shit) with jacket goth designs and suits.

Maybe you are in cape appreciation closet?)

I'm really into minimalist capes, the tinier the cape the better, a hitler mustache made of cloth on the back of the costume really gets me going.

Someone I had a confusing fondness for at a when I was ten or eleven was Anderson from Judge Dedd. What she actually looks like depends entirely on who was drawing her but this picture was nice.

 

[Mister Mint]

As a kid I wanted to give Penny from inspector gadget MY gadget (penis.)

Edit: fuck, how could I forget Moira Quirk, the referee from Guts. I have no idea why, but she was my sexual awakening.