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[Kazukifaen]

Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

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[Random Internet Person]

Bloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Playlist Best of Bloodhound Gang: https://goo.gl/Jepmb7Subscribe for more: https://goo.gl/Sq9ioTMusic video by Bloodhound Gang performing The Ballad Of Chase...

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[DarkSydeHyde]

like it was a railroad spike and her pussy was the hammer

Bravo sir, very poetic.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

It's true that people stop changing their fashion after a certain age. The lead singer looks like he raided my closet.

 

[Clark Kent]

Even in her prime Chasey Lain was never hot. I don't know why people went so crazy for her back in the day.

This was back in the day, before widespread instant porn. "Before porn was good," as Dave Smith from Legion of Skanks once said. Back then, a 6/7 was a big deal in porn.

Also, that song.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Debi Diamond

did not age well. at all. in the slightest.
A few comeback associates like Nikki Hunter & Brianna Banks at least were recognisable … Debi yeah nah had a face like a well worn catchers mit. Closing time 40 something bar skank 110%.

I’d still fuck her though …

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

did not age well. at all. in the slightest.
A few comeback associates like Nikki Hunter & Brianna Banks at least were recognisable … Debi yeah nah had a face like a well worn catchers mit. Closing time 40 something bar skank 110%.

I’d still fuck her though …

She was close to 50 when she returned and if I saw an random ordinary woman looking like her on the street or in an office I would guess that they're probably 50 and think nothing of it.

She more or less looked like someones mom. Or a Karen, those two often overlap.

There's probably an untapped market in obnoxious and aggressive Karen ASSMR, put it on in the background and peel onions while getting scolded for some bullshit that is not within your power to fix or change.

 

[White Devil]

It's true that people stop changing their fashion after a certain age. The lead singer looks like he raided my closet.

I know this feel, though I still have a few clothes from high school. Band shirts I can't bring myself to get rid of.

 

[sleepy-jezza]

the smarter ones are usually the ones to know when to get out and disappear,

heck sometimes that even works for the not so smart ones when they got someone in their life they actually listen to.

Gianna Michaels left the adult industry around around 10 years ago, and according to some people, (she) has net worth of around 2-3 mil $... but, because the Internet is forever, she will never have a normal life. Her (porn) fame truly is a blessing and a curse...
So, all hail Gianna, efukt legend!

for every disaster you hear there are probably 10 that quit just fine and stay quit

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

She was close to 50 when she returned and if I saw an random ordinary woman looking like her on the street or in an office I would guess that they're probably 50 and think nothing of it.
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She more or less looked like someones mom. Or a Karen, those two often overlap.

There's probably an untapped market in obnoxious and aggressive Karen ASSMR, put it on in the background and peel onions while getting scolded for some bullshit that is not within your power to fix or change.

She doesn't look bad for her age. But I also like 'em a little beat-up so maybe it's just me.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

She doesn't look bad for her age. But I also like 'em a little beat-up so maybe it's just me.

Imma go even further by saying white women age badly, tall women age even worst. And for a tall white woman in her 50's that spent her youth taking cock, she's looking pretty good.

 

[Solid Snek]

This was back in the day, before widespread instant porn. "Before porn was good," as Dave Smith from Legion of Skanks once said. Back then, a 6/7 was a big deal in porn.

Also, that song.

Porn was pretty widespread and easy to get back in Ye Olde Bloodhounde Gang Days, but you had to be a nerd and under 18 to know how/where to find it. Normies and Olds who were still tethered to TVs and VCR players might have had a tough time getting instant porn, but BHG's target audience did not.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Porn was pretty widespread and easy to get back in Ye Olde Bloodhounde Gang Days, but you had to be a nerd and under 18 to know how/where to find it. Normies and Olds who were still tethered to TVs and VCR players might have had a tough time getting instant porn, but BHG's target audience did not.

I remember being in a dorm room with a handful of people in that era drunk off my ass watching some German dude just plow this blonde with "Clubbed to Death" (you may remember from the Matrix) by Rob Dougan playing over the audio.

Weird memory now that I think about it but wanted to say you're right about porn being out there.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

Normies and Olds who were still tethered to TVs and VCR players might have had a tough time getting instant porn, but BHG's target audience did not.

I wouldn't necessarily go that far. Powerleveling here, but I was a teenager in the '90s and part of that generation that duplicated porn VHS tapes from tethering VCRs together and even unscrambling the Spice Channel with a cable box. Bloodhound Gang was actually really popular when I was just entering high school, and they got a ton of MTV play with "Along Comes Mary" and "Bad Touch" – thus being popular among teenage pervs like us in the late '90s and early 2000s. Believe me, we all knew who Chasey Lain was at the time, and my buddies thought that song was hilarious. I personally thought the band was annoying, though.

Edit: my bad, I think I misread what you wrote.

Debi Diamond was known back then because she went 100%. Christy Canyon, Raquell Darian, Asia Carrera and Chasey Lain did the regular 80's/90's porn and could do the erotic scenes while Diamond was always the 6ft blonde dripping with sweat trying pound the dick back into the mans groin like it was a railroad spike and her pussy was the hammer. She went above and beyond and might be one of the very few I would believe if they said doing porn was pretty fun.

Damn straight. I remember this vixen vividly: tall blonde, rode cock cowgirl like she was doing high-impact cardio. Rough sex gonzo porn didn't really exist back in those days, so she was a pioneer of that aggressive hardcore fucking. It's a shame she eventually got a bad tit job and returned to cash in on the MILF craze in the 2010s, but whatever.

 

[Solid Snek]

I wouldn't necessarily go that far. Powerleveling here, but I was a teenager in the '90s and part of that generation that duplicated porn VHS tapes from tethering VCRs together and even unscrambling the Spice Channel with a cable box. Bloodhound Gang was actually really popular when I was just entering high school, and they got a ton of MTV play with "Along Comes Mary" and "Bad Touch" – thus being popular among teenage pervs like us in the late '90s and early 2000s. Believe me, we all knew who Chasey Lain was at the time, and my buddies thought that song was hilarious. I personally thought the band was annoying, though.

Edit: my bad, I think I misread what you wrote.

Damn straight. I remember this vixen vividly: tall blonde, rode cock cowgirl like she was doing high-impact cardio. Rough sex gonzo porn didn't really exist back in those days, so she was a pioneer of that aggressive hardcore fucking. It's a shame she got a bad tit job and returned to cash in on the MILF craze, but whatever.

Yeah, I guess that's fair. I'm thinking more of the early days of internet porn, which I remember finding out about several months after "discovering girls", way back in about fifth or sixth grade.

I remember the Chasey Lain song coming out, too. Actually, well, no I'm not going to go into detail here, let's just say one of my first encounters with young ladies was set to that very song. However, I did not know who Chasey Lain was, at least not beyond what I could glean from the song - the only pornstars I was aware of were Asia Carrerra (because she played Unreal Tournament and had LAN parties at her home) and Jenna Jameson (because according to several people, including her boss at the local video store, my friend's sister looked like a fat version of Jenna).

-edit- actually, now that I'm thinking of it, a friend of mine DID rip porn on a VCR. It was some lesbian porn called "No Boys Allowed", and he wound up selling copies to various kids in the neighbourhood. I remember that specifically because one of the tapes somehow happened to make it into school, and a teacher, believing it was a math video, inadvertently played a good ten seconds of it in front of the class.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Imma go even further by saying white women age badly, tall women age even worst.

Why is that, exactly?

It was some lesbian porn called "No Boys Allowed", and a teacher, believing it was a math video, inadvertently played a good ten seconds of it in front of the class.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Why is that, exactly?

If we are talking about white. White women have the lowest testosterone levels among humans. Testosterone helps generate several proteins that help burn the fat and adhere the skin cells to muscle cells, the most notorious among them being collagen.

As for tall. It has to do simply with size, tall people generally have bigger organs (the biggest being the skin), a longer circulatory and lymphatic systems whom overwork their hearts. So naturally a taller person has noticeably faster aging and a shorter lifespan.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

White women have the lowest testosterone levels among humans.

Lower than Asian women?
I know Asian men have the lowest levels of testosterone (on average), but what about Asian women?

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

Lower than Asian women?
I know Asian men have the lowest levels of testosterone (on average), but what about Asian women?

Asian men have the lowest averages of testosterone among men.
But among women, asian women aren't too far from latinas.

I cannot find the links to confirm. But from what I remember they tested the index of osteoporosis, arthritis, and gout per capita (among other illnesses that might indicate lack of testosterone in the body) to average said levels.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Do you guys remember that belle delphine thot? She trolled her followers by promising them porn but she posted joke videos instead? anyway, the mainstream media was praising her for blue balling her “incel followers“ which I thought was strange because the internet was inadvertently praising her for not being a whore, but I thought sex work is empowering? why would they celebrate her NOT going down that path?

even pornstars and camwhores were seething that she was able to get away with trolling pornhub and make loads of money without showing any pussy.

that moment is particularly funny to me because everybody just unknowingly exposed how they truly feel about sex work.

I haven't thought about her since we saw her getting assfucked but still covering her pussy