Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[SupremeGuntleman]

Josh said specifically that the Height and Weight verification would be done by Nick and not have to be made public.

Holy fuck, that makes it entirely pointless lol.

 

[waffle]

Yeah I didn't like the stream very much, it felt like PPP was kind of rustled TBH.

 

[ouch]

>Null says he's 270~ at 5'10''
>first result for "270lbs man" is this
View attachment 2387368LOL Talk about spot-on.
Anyway, Null said he's 270lbs or so and about 5'10. I got pics from other guys in that range to show what Null undoubtedly looks like to whatever extent.
Can we all go back to being frens now?
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Spoiler: Also actual candid pics of fat, naked 270lbs Null

View attachment 2387397 Note: Girlfriend was cropped out of the photo for Null's privacy.

yeah I also got pics of this privacy focused recluse

recently forensic artists drew composites of him exiting a Serbian electronics shop be on your guard

you don't want to see my gunt anyway
trans fats and their consequences has been a disaster to humanity

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Can we get a haul video net time Surfer's mom buys them groceries?

She does that cause otherwise Surfer is giving Roman salutes at the grocery store.

 

[Crystal Golem]

yeah I also got pics of this privacy focused recluse

recently forensic artists drew composites of him exiting a Serbian electronics shop be on your guard
View attachment 2387696View attachment 2387688

Finally, some good fucking content.

 

[Null]

Holy fuck, that makes it entirely pointless lol.

I said the document not the height/weight. Mine would be in a very specific, local language I don't want known. Escrow would publish the details, not the papers.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

I said the document not the height/weight. Mine would be in a very specific, local language I don't want known. Escrow would publish the details, not the papers.

The escrow? As in Nick Rieketa? The slimy jew lawyer that lies constantly and crossed dressed for superchats?

 

[Martial Autist]

I said the document not the height/weight. Mine would be in a very specific, local language I don't want known. Escrow would publish the details, not the papers.

What about doctor's notes read by escrow at the start and end of the competition for validity, and weekly weigh-in videos with no gay content for the benefit of the audience who wants to get hyped for a winner?

 

[arabianights]

I said the document not the height/weight. Mine would be in a very specific, local language I don't want known. Escrow would publish the details, not the papers.

If it's a doctor's note, and you live in Serbia, it would be written i official serbian language. If you weren't lying about living in Serbia, nobody would be able to know simply by seeing non dialect official language in which part of serbia you live in.
Therefore, press X to doubt

 

[Null]

What about doctors notes read by escrow at the start and end of the competition for validity, and weekly weigh in videos with no gay content for the benefit of the audience who wants to get hyped for a winner?

Why would I? Everybody involved is being really cringe and gay. I'll talk about my weight loss during my podcast and be accountable to that audience but I have zero interest, motivation, or benefit in competing with either party at this time.

 

[Martial Autist]

A competition is infinitely more engaging than a weight loss diary. Entertainment is the motive, and who else are you going to find to compete with on reasonable terms that is also a known quantity to your audience and is more entertaining than PPP? You were warm enough to the idea to propose it, but not to negotiate terms as you had done for the Gunt? Come on man!

 

[Perspicacity]

Why would I? Everybody involved is being really cringe and gay. I'll talk about my weight loss during my podcast and be accountable to that audience but I have zero interest, motivation, or benefit in competing with either party at this time.

Ok Amber, you will totally lose weight this time gorl.

 

[Disheveled Human]

This whole thing became a giant convoluted mess, everyone should just do their own weight loss independently at this point. Leave it to a fat alcoholic and two fat autists to fuck up something as simple as a weight loss competition.

 

[instythot]

This whole thing became a giant convoluted mess, everyone should just do their own weight loss independently at this point. Leave it to a fat alcoholic and two fat autists to fuck up something as simple as a weight loss competition.

All three independently, but still with each continually trash talking the other two about what useless lardasses unable to put down the cutlery for even a moment to update us on their current weight that they are

 

[Martial Autist]

All three independently, but still with each continually trash talking the other two about what useless lardasses unable to put down the cutlery for even a moment to update us on their current weight that they are

I'm guessing that none of these people will be able to keep their mouths shut about their own or eachother's weights in the following 6 months. The Farms will crown a winner anyways.

 

[twozero]

I've already lost weight. Stop being a sperg.

I'm not going to put more pictures or videos of myself. Has nothing to do with my body image. I did a faceoff like Nicholas Cage and now I'm totally anonymous.

And to think you could’ve just bought an ill-fitting luchador mask instead.

 

[A Spooky Ghost]

Didn't josh state he has lost about 30 pounds in a recent stream? And if so would that mean he either used to be 300 or 270 and he is either 270 or 240 now?

 

[instythot]

I'm guessing that none of these people will be able to keep their mouths shut about their own or eachother's weights in the following 6 months. The Farms will crown a winner anyways.

Ethan Ralph will be able to keep his mouth shut about his own weight loss. Thankfully, we have Gator and Mantsu to bring up how he's totally not as fat as the other two out of misplaced pride (mantsu) and love (gator)

 

[gaystoner]

Im officially declaring this drama fake and gay

 

[Martial Autist]

The gay man has spoken.