Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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Fools Idol said:
You are reading too much hostility into PPP actions. PPP is just a troll. thats it. Sometimes that manifests as aloging some retard, other times it's a snide remark made to a friend. I think the reason that a lot of people come to the same conclusion as you is because PPP and Godwinson for that matter, like to poke a persons sore points regardless of who they are. If you show them it bothers you then they will poke harder.

It's hard to know what's kayfabe and where the showman ends and the real guy starts, but PPP honestly seems like a pretty chill person behind the camera. I doubt he's the shouty drama obsessed retard he makes himself out to be.

tl;dr: Are you not entertained?
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Kayfabe Kope
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Crystal Golem said:
Please, PPP seek help for your woman broke brain that causes you to comfort eat crippling depression and work on yourself buddy. You are too great a mind to be wasted on these trivial tasks.

You can make it back to the ministry someday dude. God does still love you even though you are fat.
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PPP should find a new church and join the church of god in Aylmer. One of the few non cucked churches in Ontario
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
PPP should find a new church and join the church of god in Aylmer. One of the few non cucked churches in Ontario
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He actually does have some potential in the church or at least as I see it and that is probably what is also keeping him kinda depressed as he probably feels a little useless in the eyes of god right now.
 
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Cat Phuckers said:
To be fair this is Josh's fault as much as I dislike PPP. It's pretty obvious that PPP never intends on friendly-anything, and prefers to create hostility and drama. Josh should have already known this, so it was really odd that he agreed to this challenge without expecting PPP to try and knock him down a peg. Josh is, despite his cringy past, much like Ethan Ralph had been for years. Just like how you couldn't abort the retort, you couldn't cull the null. I think PPP is trying to portray null as a cowardly lolcow with a big gunt to bring him down to the same level of respectability as the many people who have threads on here. Josh fell for it hook, line, and sinker. This is coming from a PPP a-log and a Jersh respecter.
Sorry deer liter n00l, but I think the only way out is to fully commit to the challenge to satiate what I see as the forum's desire for a Jersh self-debasement arc or completely ignore PPP and starve him (and many KF users who like his middle school thespian reject drama) of the content he so desperately needs to keep his mediocre channel relevant. I like the latter because Josh will keep more of his dignity and PPP will lose content for his shitty channel.
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Joshua could also play the "holy shit I don't know what the fuck got into me last week, but I fuckin stepped in it. Okay from now on, no more challenging e-retards to internet contests" card to move on
 
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Fools Idol said:
tl;dr: Are you not entertained?
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No I’m not.

Does anyone honestly believe that a weight loss competition between PPP and Josh would be remotely interesting?

Does anyone think that doing it with Gahoole and total randoms will be fun? Did we not learn from the Kinodrome?

It’s a retread of a gayfabe and it’s uncreative.

If they just kissed it would at least be something different.
 
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American Bullfrog said:
No I’m not.

Does anyone honestly believe that a weight loss competition between PPP and Josh would be remotely interesting?

Does anyone think that doing it with Gahoole and total randoms will be fun? Did we not learn from the Kinodrome?

It’s a retread of a gayfabe and it’s uncreative.

If they just kissed it would at least something different.
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PPP wanted to go hard at Josh to hide the fact that him even accepting the competition is just the writing on the wall for how out of ideas PPP is.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
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He checked his DMs and otherwise to see if he got any messages from Null. Did Null even want to get on at all? Doesn't seem like he did.

American Bullfrog said:
No I’m not.

Does anyone honestly believe that a weight loss competition between PPP and Josh would be remotely interesting?
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As much as it would've been with Ralph.

instythot said:
Joshua could also play the "holy shit I don't know what the fuck got into me last week, but I fuckin stepped in it. Okay from now on, no more challenging e-retards to internet contests" card to move on
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Exactly. This'll blow over in a few days and just be another thing to tease him about while watching MATI etc. No big deal. He's admitted to having jumped the gun several times in the past so I don't see why he wouldn't do it now. I mean as I said before, even if the dog killing never came up and it was just Ralph v. Null it'd still have been insane for him to post pics/video of himself like he said he would, if the main concern is anonymity and safety. Just be like:

"Well, that didn't go as planned. Nevermind then. Anyway, here's how my banana peppers are doing today. I've decided to make my face be the first thing the pigeon babies see when they hatch so that they'll think of me as a father and I can use them as homing pigeons to steal coins and send letters for me. I'm going to make the epoch of a master pigeon race to do my bidding while dieting on banana peppers and peppers shaped like bananas with a side of banana peppers!"
And then he challenges the pigeons to a weight loss competition
 
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EyelessMC said:
He checked his DMs and otherwise to see if he got any messages from Null. Did Null even want to get on at all? Doesn't seem like he did.
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He said he wouldn't have him on "right now" even in the video what a PPPussy!!!

CARRY THAT GUNT BOY!!!!
 
Crystal Golem said:
You don't have to and that's not what I asked for I asked you guys to prove you could do something other than lick his balls.

Um... Based? In case you haven't noticed I just do to PPP what he does to others so if you're criticizing me for this you'd naturally have to criticize him for it too.... Something tells me that ain't gonna happen tho.

Like are you new? PPP's whole shtick is schizo narratives.

Brother that's a problem. You have to laugh at everyone.
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you, sir, are an a-lawg!
 
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Crystal Golem said:
Imagine being the entire PPP thread and still not being able to felt me with one funny joke.

Also
> not calling me a kike servant who snakes on his creator
Crystal Goyim doesn't even make sense. These jokes write themselves people.
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I guess I am light on context, since I hardly read your posts in the thread before the recent updates. Not sure how you have snaked on your creator, unless you used to be some PPP dick rider. Anyway, thanks for keeping the thread bumped and promoted between streams. Most people who see the thread are fans, so your work will never be done.
 
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