Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[KifflomKween]

Holy fuck.
That's enough internet for me today.

 

[lemongrab]

Holy shit, this is actually crazy. How many times did they... No, i don't want to know.

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

Oh my fucking god!?? Now this just got sweet home Alabama!!

 

[Spike Spiegel]

On the bright side, Chris gets three hots and a cot.
Homeless Saga averted.

 

[Glass House]

So it's over.

It's been a fun ride, Kiwis. All things have to come to an end, it's just sad it had to be like this.

Semper Fi.

It's not over, it's just the beginning of the glorious end

 

[frozenrunner]

"he has been removed from his home by a court order."

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST CHRIS

This just means they can't confirm the veracity of the claims at this point. Barb is demented, Chris is insane, and they have to investigate the truth of the matter before Chris can be allowed near his mother again.

Right?

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Yoooooooooooooo, and I thought we'd settled into the slow decline arc

 

[Josterman]

It was the worst of timelines, it was the funniest of timelines.

It was both the funniest and the worst timeline

 

[Average Pepsi Enjoyer]

During a Mumble chat more than 10 years ago, during the JULAYYY saga, Chris did mention that incest is okay if it's between two females because no baby would come out of it. Now what we have here is Chris believing he is a female and knowing his mother is post-menopausal. He's thinking "that's great, no babies then!" But how is he going to really get to his one true goal? Why, waiting for Barb to be suffering from dementia, of course. What better way to manipulate your mom into satisfying your incest fetish than to wait for her to be no longer sane?

But wait, no normal person would actually do that, right? Normal people have a natural aversion to that kind of thing. But get this: Chris has ascended to a trannoid state. Transbian, even, the worst of all in the troon category. Everyone knows transbian troons can't keep their fetishes to themselves. In fact, they're quite open about it because Twatter is willing to coddle them even if they're known rapists who fuck kids and dogs (which is usually the case 99% of the time). Even if the truth is that a majority of people are disgusted by transbians and their antics, normies are too afraid to speak ill of them because these incels-turned-'woman' will screech about victimhood. Best of all, the perpetually online believe them, coddle them, and enable them to do even worse. And now, since Chris is one of these, it should be to no one's surprise that he would pull this stunt.

Anyway, Chris has several things at play:

1. He's a transbian, so he's comfortable acting on his fetishes, especially non-consensual ones.
2. He believes he's a woman, a TRUE and HONEST dimensionally-merged female even.
3. His mom is post-menopausal, so she can't have children anymore.
4. His mom has dementia, so she can be manipulated into things like sex, easily.

Knowing he's fantasized about incest, and all the freudian slips, it wouldn't be at all surprising.

However, what is surprising is that Chris was truly capable of actually doing this shit.

He went from being a lovable retard who just drew Sonic and Pokemon pictures, to becoming a tranny rapist.

 

[aoaoaoa]

I'm gonna make like Thoreau and live in a spartan cabin by a pond.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Its like that banned X Files episode "Home".

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_(The_X-Files)

I was thinking about that on the drive home from work.

 

[Marigold_Souci]

Good lord I didn't want to believe it. At least Chris pumped out that beautiful rendition of the last supper before this bomb dropped.

How fitting!

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I wish that I could turn back time...

 

[The Cunting Death]

Yeah that’s disturbing I wonder where chris is sleeping tonight

Virginia State Penitentiary

 

[Ramlethals Footslave]

i love my wife ramlethal

 

[sawdusteater]

Barb’s hospitalization might play a factor as well… I don’t think Medicaid will cover all of her expenses and she might be in a good amount of debt when she leaves

I agree. With possible condemnations of the house, homelessness for chris, imprisonment if the system wasn't fucking retarded, all that is suicide worthy. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris killed himself to escape punishment or his final rational neuron in his head snaps and he kills himself to initiate the dimensional merge.

 

[Bacon and Eggs]

Holy fucking shit?? Today is wild!

 

[RJ MacReady]

I've been following Chris since 2008 and for years now I've I thought the worst and most spectacular of his life had passed and it'd just be a slow slide into delusion and irrelevancy. I'm beyond blown away.

 

[The Marineer]

Are we sure that this isn't some more A-logging?

 

[Yankee Shogun]

Been awhile since we've seen a day as big as this in Christory, it'll be interesting to see how he responds, we might just have a new arc on our hands, Chris' mental state seems to have been further fluctuating for awhile as he comes to terms that his coping mechanisms are bullshit.

Certainly fits, however.