Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Ironywanger Bridage]

So it begin

 

[Kagutsuchi]

This is fucking unreal. Honestly can't wait for the next saga, no clue how he's gonna be able to top this.

 

[Cabelaz]

I havent been hit this hard since hitlers death.

 

[FearsReality]

damn I thought it only existed in hentai

“Would you believe she’s never masturbated in her life?”

I would believe that, Chris, but nobody wants to know that

I was about to call him a motherfucker. But now it’s literal.

 

[Iamthatis]

I have to admit I’ve always disliked Barb and thought her to be a horrible person. But this is so sick. No one deserves to be raped by their tranny son. Think how confusing that must have been for her. I just don’t want to believe this is real…. @Null was Chris questioned by the police? Did someone manipulate him into thinking he had to do this for the merge to happen or something?

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Just fuck my shit up.

 

[TheFinalCountdown]

The lulz have just begun.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Even if the allegations are proven false the social workers have seen the horde and that's going to be a whole different set of problems for Chris.

They probably showed up and asked questions and every answer involved him telling them under no uncertain terms he is a goddess and the dimensional merge is happening, and that he fucks his mom. His problems began as soon as he opened his mouth to them.

 

[Stupidface]

I am dying to know Cole's reaction if he decides to not ignore this. I wouldn't put if past him to, but if the hospital finds shit, you'd have to be pretty morally depraved or bitter to not try to at least check in with your mother who has (supposed) memory problems and was just exposed to Chris like that. Even if she was abusive, this has to cross some kind of line?

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Null is probably bricking himself knowing that he put CWC's face on that silver coin.

Kiwi Farms is now 100% affiliated with a rapist.

 

[Titos]

You know if Chris had just become a serial killer crazy bitches would be lining up outside the prison for conjugal visits. I kinda doubt the same thing occurs for people who fuck their dementia riddled mother. Should have just killed some women Chris.

 

[Ryanwasgay]

Okay so all my Sonichu merch do I throw it away or is it now even more valuable?

 

[Pitere pit]

That's it lads, it's over, Chris Chan became famous with a bang and ended with the saga to end of all sagas. What made him fuck his mom? What is his attraction to her? What kept us fascinated? This has been the story of Chris Chan.
Holy shit, I didn't feel such grief and sickness since the zoosadist stuff. God Damn Chris, I hoped it was another Ideas Guys Saga.
So what are you guys nuking your liver with? I am drinking beer and eating olives and anchovies, maybe I will switch to something stronger, like hand sanitizer.

 

[yro'ue*]

I messaged my girlfriend the news right as she got to therapy. I assume she'll have something to talk about to her therapist now. Jesus christ.

 

[Mister Mint]

Do we know if his autism will lessen the offence any?

tbh Barb should have been been put in a home ages ago, but it's such a testament to this wacky ass timeline that what got the hag a wellness check was HILLBILLY INCEST RAPE of all things.

It may, but I'd be concerned for the farms that it may be a condition of his release that he stop communicating with people on the internet and making videos for the sake of his own mental wellness and, by extension, the wellness of those around him.

 

[Arch Zealot]

Truly the end of an age. And as usual it is the darker path witch has been taken

 

[Diabolical diabetic]

>8500 guests
Oh lord

 

[Grundlejungle]

Where were you when it was confirmed that Chris fucked Barb?

At my soulless cooperate job, taking my third 15 minute shit of the day.

 

[Strelok]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say im pretty sure that the motions to have chris removed from 14blc started long, long before these leaks ever happened. It just seems to be moving far too fast, especially for social services in the ass crack of Virginia. The one who leaked these knew something was going down today.

 

[Slimy Time]

Am I the only one who is hoping this is another "dimensional merge" styled fantasy? Just...no Chris... Why???