Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[TabbyGarf]

STOP POSTING ABOUT CHRIS CHAN, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on the Farms send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Chris Chan stuff. I-I showed this thread to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, i'm DOIN MY MOM DOIN DOIN MY *takes breath* MOM" I FUCKING LOOKED AT AT THE VOCAROO, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT CWC", I LOOKED AT MY GRANDMAS, I THINK OF BARBARA, AND I GO "Barbara, more like Barb CWCking" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Morch Ponkey]

Henceforth, July 30th will be known as JULAAAY 30th in honor of the fallen.

 

[Donbabwe Sufferer]

Yeah, this is DEFINITELY not the inevitable result of the "boyfriend free girlfriend" love quest shit.

Do these people think that degenerate freaks have only existed since the birth of the internet? There’s always been town eccentrics, town rapists, etc.

 

[cakeiie]

God, I hope this goes to trial.

He's going get classed as insane or mentally unfit for jail. Mental hospital is where he'll be someday..

 

[The Potion Lord]

holy shit dude's about to go to jail

 

[Cypher]

The event horizon is the threshold around the black hole where the escape velocity surpasses the speed of light. According to the theory of special relativity, nothing can travel faster through space than the speed of light. This means a black hole's event horizon is essentially the point from which nothing can return. The name refers to the impossibility of witnessing any event taking place inside that border, the horizon beyond which one cannot see. This can be applied to Christian Weston Chandler. All that we have seen in this happening, as fucked up as it was, is nothing to what we're watching today. Should this event be realized, there is no going back, there is no escape, you can only witness the inevitability.

Gentlemen, we are reaching the event horizon of Chris-Chan.

 

[2Pretentious]

This is genuinely disturbing. I hope Barb is ok.

 

[Sickle Nuited Pigger]

Am I the only one who has been messaging friends like "hey remember that Chris Chan shit I tried to make you watch? He raped his mom" ?

 

[NoonmanR]

The Big O OST - Stoning Extended (Schwarzwald's Speech)

From The Big O tv series.Composer - Toshihiko Sahashi

www.youtube.com

 

[Appletun]

So this is how his saga ends, with a jail cell, instead of getting a homeless saga after barb dies. holy fuckin' shit.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is the fastest I've ever seen a thread grow.

gotta go fast

 

[Liber Pater]

"Go, Chris-chu. Go out and finger to the extreme!"
"I will. Thank you, mother!"

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Honestly what a poetic ending with bright joyous start into a dark down trodden reality of degeneracy

 

[metroid_fetish]

 

[Nointey]

That nasty, disgusting, inbred pervert is now going after 80 year old ladies because he is a pathetic loser

i bet bob would disown him by now

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

nauseating.

Congrats to everyone reading this for not killing yourself yet

the day isn't over yet

 

[Meowzers]

so where were you guys when you heard the news? i was in the waiting room at the doctor waiting to get an ultrasound. i was called back just when i saw the thread. it was all i could think about as a cheery technician jammed a probe against my cervix

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

July 30th. Nevar forget.

JUUUUUULLLLAAAAAAYYYY 30th

 

[SneedKing]

Holy shit. I knew Chris Chan was sus but Wincest? Never saw that coming. Is incest illegal in his state? Does anyone know?

I shouldn't be surprised but I wish people's opinion of the American South wasn't so low that they have to question whether parental incest is illegal

 

[Cabelaz]

To all our guests and journos- remember that Barb absolutely brought this upon herself.
She has never made any effort to get Chris ahead in life. She gave up and checked out after his first semester of college.
She continues to coddle him and his delusions and during the one time in his life that Chris maybe took a step back, his fathers death- she pushed him right back and locked him up.
She is such a bitch that no one else on either side of the family wants anything to do with her or Chris.