Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Childe]

I haven’t had a drink in 3 months. I wish I had one right now.

 

[Lycoris]

G5 is to blame

 

[Father Jack]

Is there any info on where Chris is at the moment?

I know he's got somewhere to sleep but is he being questioned by the police right now or has he just gone AWOL?

 

[PinPonMota]

I just had the most wretched thought crawl into the back of my brain
Thank fuck Barb is 80. Chris having spawn would mean we truly entered the worst timeline, one lined with nothing but suffering.

IMAGINE CHRIS HAVING CHILDREN SO YOU CAN SUFFER AS I HAVE

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It has to be said, if troons now come out of the woodwork to proclaim that fucking your own demented mushbrain mom is not linked to trooning out...
...I mean... why would you feel a need to even clarify that?

 

[Pringles Can]

Can we please never top this?

We still have the jail saga. Who knows what highly autistic gangs he will join. Or hell, who will make him his prison bitch. Just give it some time. we could top this.

 

[Johnny wrightfull]

Lmao how the fuck did this happen, I legit died inside. Let's just hope this was some elaborate troll

 

[builtforcwc]

BUILT FOR CWC

I can't believe I recently registered onto this site, with this very username, because I merely thought it'd be a funny play on words.

I feel tainted.

 

[Broble64]

Who's gonna document Chris if he goes to prison?

Oh God, you're right. One of us is going to have to follow him... anyone live in the area and/or is willing to commit mom rape?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Chris raping Barb is like Frankenstein's monster raping Frankenstein. We are officially in nightmare territory.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I never thought in a million years I would have more respect for the infamous MATI Anthony "True and Honest A-Log" LoGatto then I would have for Chris. Hell literally froze over.

 

[Compositesludge]

This is pure agony.

 

[Balthier]

Can't believe he used the words "true and honest" to describe the situation/"relationship" in that audio. As someone who only has the most basic of knowledge about Chris, I don't know if that should surprise me or not. Either way, fucking Jesus Christ. What a shitshow.

 

[whore loving dragon]

Chris will escape from prison by passing the Dimensional Merge boundary

 

[FearsReality]

I haven’t had a drink in 3 months. I wish I had one right now.

cheers fella.

 

[AsianChris]

What if all of this is the result of a curse for not being true to his word?

 

[ForgedBlades]

Is there any info on where Chris is at the moment?

I know he's got somewhere to sleep but is he being questioned by the police right now or has he just gone AWOL?

I'm dying to know too, but I get why Null wouldn't want to get into specifics.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

We still have the jail saga. Who knows what highly autistic gangs he will join. Or hell, who will make him his prison bitch. Just give it some time. we could top this.

Let's be honest, Chris isn't gonna have a Prison bitch and his cellmate will probably be begging to be set free

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Even if Chris bounces from this, is the the lowest he's gotten? Will he quit the internet for good when it's all said and done? Instead of addressing this, and he will, will Chris go on instant merge/godes speak?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I think I'm going to go home and unwind with a bottle of Fanta and watch the "Mamma Mia!" episode of Frasier (season 7, episode 1). It feels fitting.