Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Grog]

I doubt he'll be jailed for this. Mental institution? Maybe. Even if neither i doubt things will be the same

At the very least he will probably be "canceled" from now on and won't get any more cutesy cameos originating from ironic Internet fame, like that Binding of Isaac card.

 

[Kill Your Idols]

bob is spinning in his grave right now

The ultimate clown world conclusion to all of this is that Bob's postmortem fury brings him back from the dead so he can kill Chris personally and finally put an end to the horror he unleashed on this world 39 years ago.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Bump - anyone have a copy of the court order, or maybe even an arrest record?

Wouldn't be in the system yet.

 

[Witthel]

Can't help but wonder what Chris' past trolls are currently thinking looking at this.

 

[Donbabwe Sufferer]

bros… this was foreshadowed

 

[Dona Morte]

Absolute PITS of Twitter.

This one though is a good catch:

 

[A Money Creature]

The people cunting about pronouns in this thread and not discussing whether this behavior was "consensual" need to be fucking gassed.

 

[AsianChris]

Shout out to the guests viewing this thread that are from sites where you can't even say the word nigger without being banned.

Nigger. That is all.

N

 

[metroid_fetish]

Chris has spent his entire life regressing to a child-like state, so it makes perfect sense he'd crawl back inside his mom's vagina.

 

[Pickle Dick]

No, this does not vindicate A-Log in anyway. Sure, he might not even harbor sexual fantasies regarding his family members, but he still included them in his fapfics (see Stuffed).

And again, he's morally better than Chris for not screwing any of his relatives, but he's no better than him, being an unfunny spiteful grifting talentless hack.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Barb is post-menopausal, right? Too bad. We need the incest baby. We need it to continue the legacy.

The chosen one. The Final Lolcow.

Hideous and misshapen, it will crawl from Barbara's dusty snatch like Guts and Casca's lumpy hellspawn, leaving a slug trail across the floor. It will raise raise a slimy claw into the air and let out a keening wail, signaling the beginning of the Dimensional Merge.

The skies will blacken, dread trumpets will sound, and hordes of winged demons will pour forth from the abyss.

Barb's 23 years older than the oldest woman to give birth so that's extremely unlikely.

But fuck it, clearly we've already been cursed. Bonus points if their demon baby looks like a Sonee.

 

[Uncle Warren]

So much for the GFM to get to BronyCon.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

View attachment 2392712

Damn imagine being named Chris Chan today of all days

I've never felt more sympathy for a person in my life, he's a Father, too, this can always get worse.

 

[usernames can change now!]

Does God stay in Heaven because He too lives in fear of what He has created?

 

[break these cuffs]

Imagine being the federal agent right now

The glowniggers in this thread must be cranking it hard. This is the kind of the future they want.

 

[Ascension]

Barb is post-menopausal, right? Too bad. We need the incest baby. We need it to continue the legacy.

The chosen one. The Final Lolcow.

Hideous and misshapen, it will crawl from Barbara's dusty snatch like Guts and Casca's lumpy hellspawn, leaving a slug trail across the floor. It will raise raise a slimy claw into the air and let out a keening wail, signaling the beginning of the Dimensional Merge.

The skies will blacken, dread trumpets will sound, and hordes of winged demons will pour forth from the abyss.

And in those dark days a mist shall enshroud the earth and it shall smell of a damp musky substance combined with the fragrance of a citrus soda. - The Gospel According to Rosechu

 

[rinya]

View attachment 2392684
View attachment 2392686

He raped his mom

Using proper pronouns was a matter of 'respect', was it not? A respect that needn't be earned nor should be, at any condition, lost. That's quite novel.

 

[Zeta Reticulan]

The people cunting about pronouns and claiming this behavior was "consensual" need to be fucking gassed.

Your first mistake was calling them people.

 

[cakeiie]

I just had the most wretched thought crawl into the back of my brain
Thank fuck Barb is 80. Chris having spawn would mean we truly entered the worst timeline, one lined with nothing but suffering.
View attachment 2392666
IMAGINE CHRIS HAVING CHILDREN SO YOU CAN SUFFER AS I HAVE

Those children's would have triple the amount of chromones and the average person .

 

[Terrifik]

.

Vote Now! [jail] [ psych ward] [Insanity defense] [nothing happens]

www.strawpoll.me