Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[deso2y]

i mean on the bright side, thank god she's too old for more children

Imagine not getting an extra concentrated CWC, SAD!

 

[raspberry mocha]

I've always seen Chris as a barometer for the state of civil society considering he trooned out years before it became a measurable trend among other things.
Oh boy.

 

[Floralfeline]

Now all the Barb and Chris jokes are true....goddamn.

 

[TheOtherOne]

I don't think there's anything Chris can do that will salvage this situation.

Gotta say... when we think things have gotten slow with him, Chris somehow manages to make things more hectic than ever, damn.

So uh, hats off to you, Chris? Not in a good way, but your infamy will live on.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

Hey guys, saw Chris was trending on Twitter and came here to see what's go-...........

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

I hope a prison shiv makes his asshole its sweetheart from the ground-up.

 

[Megalodon Jaw]

I have work tomorrow where I do normal productive things and Im just gonna have to pretend that Chris Chan didn't rape his mother. Im just gonna have to go drink my morning coffee and go to work and pretend I didn't see that. I haven't even clicked on the audio.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Where were you when it was confirmed that Chris fucked Barb?

In the middle of the woods with limited connection.

 

[Tugboat]

What a great start to the weekend.

 

[Giovanni]

Meh, he's still a cultural virgin.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Now Cole is going to have to find someone to rape to one up Chris?

Well, he's a contrarian, so I dunno what that translates to. But I bet everyone he knows in that backstabbing pretentious world he's trying to court knows perfectly well about his family and snickers behind his back.

 

[Magikoopa]

Is Chris even a lolcow anymore? The shit he did is in horrorcow territory.

Chris transcends categorization, he's not even a proto-cow. He's just Chris.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

Wonder how this is going to affect the Kiwi silver sales lmao. Godspeed Null

They're gonna be John Wayne Gacy/Charles Manson tier collector items someday.

 

[Lord of Cinder]

This is so nightmarish and weird they'll probally make an SVU episode based on it in a decade or so.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

This is where it all ends doesn't it? I never thought that Christory would end on a happy note, but I didn't expect something that makes the whole of it a little more dark to look at. And a little less fun to meme. Goddam Chris. You motherfucker.

Alot of people been saying this and it's weird, this ain't the end pal, we're seeing the end of an arc, a particularly boring one at that, and the beginning of Chris' Rapechu/prisonchu/asylumchu arc

 

[Professor Iris]

So. Is it too late to imprint Bill Cosby on the backs of those silver coins? "The Duality of Man," as it were.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I have a strong feeling if this is true chris will get a slap on the wrist and get the bare minimum like he always does

In the past I think his charges were downgraded to misdemeanor charges - but since the minimum for the incest charge is still a felony, I don't know how they'll be able to downgrade it.

Even moreso if a rape charge is added when it's determined that Barb wasn't capable of giving "consent".

In that case, I think the best he could hope for is a court finding him not guilty by reason of insanity / mental impairment, and him having to serve out his sentence in a mental institution.

 

[Reverend]

Well, those 10,000 people, including this whole board will be tainted for a while. I wonder what Bob and Godbear think.

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Be glad there's no video.

This is Chris Chan, we all know he has taken video. Please let it never see the light of day outside the court room.

 

[LUNEKO]

I was thinking if this would be the first TRULY evil thing Chris has ever done that wasn't just being narcissistic or egotistical, but then i remembered he literally maced a guy in a store

 

[Cromagnon]

Dear lord, this is looking worryingly real, isn't it?

What do you think his last words will be on the chair? Zap to the extreme?