Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Basketball Jones]

So what do you think he’s going to be more upset about?
>Chris you can’t see your mother anymore
>Chris you can’t go to Everfree

 

[White Baby]

Did Barb "consent" or did he just rape her

This is like asking if a five year old can consent to sex. The answer is and always will be 'no', because like a five year old Barb does not have the mental capacity to consent even if we were talking about somebody other than her own son. Not to mention the fact that she did tell him to stop by his own admission.

 

[None More Black]

really surprising the guy that repeatedly talked about how much he loved spooning his own mother would escalate like this

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Why does wild shit like this always go down when I'm trying to get work done like a real functioning adult?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Barb does not have dementia according to the wiki.

I sure fucking hope you're right, though Chris celebrating Barb remembering something from her childhood sort of implies that. This is, uh... this is some fucked up shit.

 

[alpaca amhole]

chris's one cool trick for dementia that doctors DON'T want you to know about

 

[AnOminous]

He does need to be institutionalized but at the same time, there's no excuse for this. Most people with autism, schizophrenia, and delusional thinking don't rape family members. This is Nick Bates tier level sick.

Why are you assuming Barb didn't rape him? She has literally controlled him his entire life.

 

[Dipodomys]

Any news about Clover and the cats? Chris and Barb are out of the house. Unless a neighbor is coming over to feed them, they're probably animal control's problem right now.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Eh, a couple of years ago, when Chris got his taint pierced, the endgame of the CWC saga looked like it might boil down to Chris dying of a septic shock or some other self-inflicted injury that gets infectd.
Then, he stabbed himself in the taint to open up his totally real and not imaginary boypussy.

Some of the new users in here freak the fuck out and for good reason, but some of the older users just feel reminded of the "good old days" and are way too jaded to really feel much it seems.

But one thing is for certain, I at least saw a lot of old faces in the threads, even IWC, who I honest to god thought had been permabanned a long time ago. Good times.

 

[ColdSlab]

How long until twitter blames kiwifarms for driving Chris to rape his mother?

Already happened lol

 

[LUNEKO]

Daily reminder Chris is the canary in the coal mine for society:

Foreshadowed the brony community, being one of the first major adult MLP fan back in 2008

Foreshadowed the modern tranny community when he started crossdressing in 2013 and became a troon in 2014

And now he turned into a schizophrenic incestuous rapist

What does that say for the future of society?

Trully a herald for the end worthy of the pestilent horse of apocalypse

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

CHRIS-CHAN, SONIC SAYS THAT'S NO GOOD.

> be me
> not post for like two years
> old kiwifag says you gotta see this shit, Elesa
> log in
> see this shit
> mfw.jpg

I've been following Chris since at least the 2008-2009 period. It's been a long time. I'll be drinking tonight with and/or for all of you. Maybe he did it in Minecraft. Maybe he did it for real. Whatever's going on his head, it's definitely more fucked up than even I thought after 10+ years. Probably more than a lot of us thought.

Remember like twelve years ago when everyone looked at Chris and was like "Hah, we just do a wee bit of trollin' lads!"

@ToroidalBoat I'm glad that PC Paganism thread still brings you joy, btw, lol.

Also, the South was right.

 

[TheGooGooMuck]

Can you imagine the sperg fit the detectives are dealing with right now? Chris is locked in a back room, pounding his fists against the table denying he did anything all while talking about imaginary Sonic characters and computer interdimensional merge shit.

If Chris is truly the most documented person in the world, then someone will eventually release his arrest interrogation.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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[El Ralph Retard]

How long until twitter blames kiwifarms for driving Chris to rape his mother?

8 hours

 

[Atomic Ant]

Fuck, first time I've ever wanted to use the "Deviant" rating and its been removed. What a curveball! And just when it seemed he was getting his life together with Josh's guidance.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Today, this audio and these screenshots were posted.

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They are considered genuine. Nobody knew of this except one person named "Bella", a trollsona of someone called 10thanonymous, who Chris confided this information in.

Early this morning, Greene County Police visited the Chandler residence for a wellness check.

Just now, Chris was served an emergency protective order until August 5th. He is not allowed at 14 Branchland Court until then. He is also not allowed to contact his mother at all. Barbara is at the hospital for a senior care inspection.

Chris has someplace to sleep. I will be disbursing the remainder of the GoFundMe money to him to cover emergency expenses, as promised and as legally obligated of me.

Incest is a Class 1 Misdemeanor with penalties going up to 1 year in jail.
It is apparently a Class 5 Felony if between mother/son.

"Class 5 felonies are “wobblers,” crimes that can be either a felony or a misdemeanor, depending on how the crime is charged and, sometimes, how the judge or jury decides to treat a conviction. Class 5 felonies in Virginia are punishable by: 1 to 10 years in prison (when the conviction is a felony), or up to 12 months in jail and a fine of $2,500 (misdemeanor)." (Source)

JESUS motherfucking CHRIST!!!! This is honestly the first time I have ever listened to an audiolog with my jaw dropped as low as it can go and my hands clapped to the side of my head.

I can't, honestly CANNOT believe it, dispite all the jokes about spooning with Barb/sex with Barb etc etc......I am utterly blown away. This is....like the opposite of Nick Bate shit.....octogenarian incest......I just don't know what else to say. Chris-Chan is done. There's no recovering from this. This is the end. I cannot BELIEVE he was stupid enough to talk about this, let alone even fucking DO it in the first place.

I mean WHAT. WHAT?!!!! WHY? HOW? FUKKKKK

 

[R00T]

I have a bleeding heart and really hoped it was fake. This is the worst case scenario for Barb. It might explain her senile behavior the last few years, and unless Chris’s brother steps in she’s going to end up in a low income nursing facility that will throw her in a bed until the day she dies. She likely won’t receive essential care and become even more ill due to isolation. It’s heart breaking to think about.

 

[JaneThough]

I'm so glad to see all the people in this thread assuring us they would not fuck their mothers. We all like to know that you're better than the cow.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

If Ricotta covers any legal proceedings over this I will actually start watching his boring show again lmao