Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Where's that user with "Shit will hit the fan for Chris in 2021" or something like that as his bio/profile slogan? It's his moment to shine since he's been changing it for the last 2-3 years.

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Space Dwarf of Crail said:
Imagine being a social service worker in Ruckersville. You wake up, early in the morning, gulp down your coffee quick and drive to your office. As soon as you clock in a call arrives. It's about the weird troon down the street. "Another joker I suppose". Then another, then five, ten more, then dozens, they claim there's a recording. Well, shit time to check it out.
You grab the keys to the car and hop in the driver seat, get to the house and knock. A fat lard with faded blue hair opens, you can see the hoarding in the back, and an old voice asking who's at the door. "Is Barbara Chandler here?" An old lady with her eyes looking like they're about to pop out of their orbits appears in the corridor between two cumstained figurines.
Alright, follow me Mist- Miss Chandler, we've got some questions for you.

Whatever wage they get will never be enough to put up with this shit
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More like, "The Chandler's again? Just toss it on the pile...."

Then they realize Chris fucked up hard enough that they can't ignore it this time. They'll act like they acted as soon as they could, but the truth is people have been trying to get the Chandler's checked out for over a decade now. Chris and Barb should have had a monthly check up at the very least. Fuckers finally have to get off their asses and deal with this shit now.
 
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CuntspiracyMan said:
yknow i dont think chris could actually do much damage in prison, even female prison

an old, mentally and physically deteriorating woman is one thing
but do yall think he actually has the strength or kahonas to legitimately DOWNRIGHT ASSAULT someone? much less a healthy woman? the kind that managed to get herself in jail? :thinking:

theyll prob turn HIM into the toy by the end of it
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Yeah but I mean that’s what people thought before, you can’t just go from ‘Chris would never rape anyone’ to ‘Okay he raped his mom but it’s not like he’d rape anyone else’. it‘s just asking for trouble.
 
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Return of the Freaker said:
Nothing in the chris incest arc will top chris dabbing on bob for not hitting the g spot. The virgin penis vs the chad bent duck
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I saw the ‘headline’ and still had hope (? I guess) that “incest” was an exaggeration but my jaw hit the absolute floor at that part. I genuinely felt like I’d seen or heard of enough things that nothing would stun me like this. For all the horrors the internet exposes you to twenty four seven around the world, nothing prepared me for reading someone talking about how much of a chad they are for fingering their own mother.
 
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Vandy said:
Like many I haven't kept up with Chris lately...but would anyone care to explain why it takes $5,000 to send a sped to a convention? Even as an avid congoer in my youth I can't imagine spending that much unless you're booking a high end hotel for the whole week.
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it only took like 750 for the tickets, null said he'd put the extra into emergency funds for chris.
 
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