Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[AsianChris]

Did anyone do the math yet? This started June 27, he said they do it every 3 days, does that mean he just fucked her again last night? Oh god...

11 times, then. 12 if he banged her today.

 

[MartinLutherKang]

so is he in police custody or what's the situation with that?

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

I assume Null will refund the people whose drawings weren't already sent out, as he said on the gofundme. Emergency or no, he guaranteed Chris would send *something* regardless of quality.

He probably didn't expect that Chris would be sending more *somethings* to Barb than to his paying fans. Poor Null.

 

[LightShow]

Well from the chat it seems like it was several bangs.

According to Chris, every third day starting June 27th

 

[Pringles Can]

If this is the end of everything, then even though it was a short time for me. Its been an honor serving with all you autistic fucks.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course some Twitterfag's first priority was to remind us of Chris's pronouns, it's not like fingering your own demented 80 y/o mother calls for our attention more or anything.

"I swear to God, Your Honor, I didn't think she was a day over 78!"

(She's 79 btw. Also there is zero proof she's actually demented and wasn't the perpetrator in this situation.)

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

What are the odds that when cops do an investigation they find an old monitoring device his parents forgot about hidden in one of chris's toys that caught everything on camera?

 

[El Gunto Demonio]

BRO

 

[Chango]

Its been a long, arduous road. I wouldn't have this account if it wasn't for stumbling upon his degeneracy in his Something Awful thread more than a decade ago. What a life. Ward of the state saga incoming.

 

[In the Dollhouse]

LOL the twittards are angry because we were supposed to be supercancelled after the tranny fake suicide but now that the milk is flowing everybody runs back here

 

[The Last Stand]

Knowing how much he has tried to distance himself from Barb and Chris he most likely doesn't Know

With how much traction this story is getting? He'll find out eventually, whether he wants to or not.

 

[Gamera]

could chris possibly get out of this?

 

[jason analberg]

I think I'll only know how I feel about this when Chibi weighs in.

Let's hope this doesn't give him any ideas...

 

[YarrBlueballs]

Where were you when a manchild goddess tranny raped his mother?

I was here, a simple farmer, picking fruit.

 

[Scavenger]

holy fuck did he seriously fucking pull off a alabama moment?
I feel like i should be surpised but not at the same time.
oh god.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Imagine being a social service worker in Ruckersville. You wake up, early in the morning, gulp down your coffee quick and drive to your office. As soon as you clock in a call arrives. It's about the weird troon down the street. "Another joker I suppose". Then another, then five, ten more, then dozens, they claim there's a recording. Well, shit time to check it out.
You grab the keys to the car and hop in the driver seat, get to the house and knock. A fat lard with faded blue hair opens, you can see the hoarding in the back, and an old voice asking who's at the door. "Is Barbara Chandler here?" An old lady with her eyes looking like they're about to pop out of their orbits appears in the corridor between two cumstained figurines.
Alright, follow me Mist- Miss Chandler, we've got some questions for you.

Whatever wage they get will never be enough to put up with this shit

Sadly the Elder Abuse investigators see disturbing shit like this with enough regularity that this probably isn’t their first time facing such horrors.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

I just want to be a part of history and call all the pronoun losers fags while I'm here too.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

The image of the horror rating should be changed to Barb's face.

 

[TiggerNits]

Yeah, if this is true he needs to spend the rest of his life in a loony bin with zero internet access.

I mean, more than he did anytime after 2008ish anyhow

 

[White Baby]

And you're some kind of magic wizard remote doctor who can telepathically diagnose dementia?

I have zero reason to believe otherwise based on what I've read.