Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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This thread hits different when you have a close relative with dementia...

 

[Random Internet Person]

Any absolutely subhuman piece of tranny garbage taking this moment to babble about pronouns should be literally doused in gasoline and a Zippo thrown at them then kicked to death while they die screaming and burning to death.

In Minecraft, right?

This was just irresistible, and I just had to make this.
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Is that Minecraft Kyle?

This story is beginning to make me rethink my older woman preference.

Think of it this way: Most people have standards, and Father Time is undefeated. Where have all the Hitchcock blondes gone?

I don't understand why anybody thinks this is genuine at all. I know anything I have to say at this point will be buried because of all of the users coming in and dumping their "OMG THIS IS SOOOO MESSED UPPPP!!!" white noise posts that just serve to shit up the thread, but there should be WAY more skeptics than there are. We know almost nothing about this outside of what the Discord tranny leaked, do we even know that tranny's relation to Chris? Are they a bad actor? Are they manipulating him or trying to present a false narrative?

Chris has been manipulated in the past to give money to somebody and buy them gifts because they got in his head and convinced him that they had ultimate control over CWCville and could torture/kill his characters as they saw fit. Chris is a fucking tard, he can't easily separate reality from fantasy these days and it's more than possible that something similar happened again. Some psychotic ween could have manipulated him into making some fucked up admission like this or else they'd kill Sonichu or drop a pretend nuke on CWCville or something.

The way Chris talks about it is certainly convincing and I'm familiar with the verbal ticks that he exudes when he's lying, none of which were on display here, but that doesn't mean we should just take it at face value already knowing his history and the lengths that sociopaths go to fuck with him.

Well, Null has said at the very least Chris and Barbara have been removed and separated, so at least there seems to be an investigation in the cards. And given Chris will get to be talked to by professionals (hopefully), there’ll be answers. Unless Null is the only Chris Chan whisperer in the universe.

The worst part of all of this is the twitter trannies "correcting" people for calling Chris a he. If I was a tranny I'd be trying to put as much distance between myself and this literal mother fucker as possible right now.

Anything to own the Farms. And Null.

 

[Insane In The Membrane]

Honestly Chris stopped being funny after the homeless saga began. It just got depressing. Then this happened and now it's full-blown horrifying.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

There will be a great harvest this year

 

[Barney Calhoun]

are people going to really give him money for him to stay at a hotel?

 

[Queen Elizabeth II]

Part of me wants to say an entire rosary and hold a vigil. Purely because I have no idea how else to respond to this. I've watched Chris since I first engaged with the internet. I've laughed, I've felt wrong laughing at a crazy man at the internet, I've felt disgust as people like the nice guys used him. It's been one hell of a ride. But this....This is far beyond the realm of entertainment. This is real trauma.

I could never have imagined the love quest ending on such a dark note and I don't know what's worse. That this happened, or that the the troll revealed this to the world.

We're watching perhaps the darkest internet legend ever written coming to an end in real time. And it is terrifying.

 

[Donutcapybara]

And i thought chris was a legend.

 

[DigitalSoryu]

Question, is there a transcript of this up yet somewhere? I'm willing to do it for the sake of preserving other people from having to listen to this insane shit directly, but I don't want to repeat work.

Do it please, audio quality is shit

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

God, holy shit.
And i fucking thought that the new saga would never happen. I thought that he will finally reach obscurity. What a fool... but now he actually hit the rock bottom, and i mean actual fucking rock bottom. Raping a frail old lady (which is also your mother) with dementia that can barely move or speak.

 

[Exortism]

Chris did say that Hasbro not canceling MLP G5 would throw this entire timeline into chaos.

Ponies made Chris fuck his mom.

this is the running theory. barb caught him putting holes in the wall and decided to let him unbox her hole to calm his tard rage

 

[CarniesAndRubes]

I can imagine that the extended family probably didn't know why he didn't have somewhere to sleep when they extended the invitation (only the fact of the matter), and finding out caused them to rescind.

Probably. Or they realized that giving Chris a toehold in their home would be a very bad idea.

 

[NoReturn]

Just before I passed out last night I checked KF and saw a little notification pop up, something about Chris Chan fucking Barb leaks. I clicked on it and saw it was already locked for faggotry after a couple of posts.

"Of course," I thought- "some shitty ween bullshit."

And then I went to sleep.

I miss yesterday.

I'm super late to this one given the thread is at 177 pages and counting, but this EXACT series of events happened to me as well. We are now brothers in our horror.

 

[Dysnomia]

A friend just texted me about this. I didn't even know she knew who Chris was.

Wow. I never thought he'd do this. I remember he once said he dreamed of sex with Barb.

iirc Bob was complaining about them being weird like that at least a year or so before he died
so yeah this seems to me like "I trained a pitbull to eat people, then I got weak and frail and he ate me"

I didn't know about that.

He's worse than I thought. I admit I haven't kept up with him in awhile.

 

[Gaol]

at last mother, we are one

I swear that's probably how chris views himself.

 

[cancermonger]

Assuming jail/homeless saga becomes a thing & barb is moved into assisted living, what becomes of the house in terms of ownership? Surely it couldn’t go to whatever colony of cats lives there now.

well it'll probably be sold off to pay off debts they owe, then some cwc fans will probably buy it for insanely cheap (unless the real estate agent knows about cwc's fame, otherwise they'll probably just assume nobody wants a house where a mentally ill person raped their mother)

 

[Extant Theropod]

are people going to really give him money for him to stay at a hotel?

people will do anything for entertainment. say what you want, but this situation is entertainment.

 

[Gamera]

A tranny sexually assaults a child and they're just misunderstood. An obviously mentally unwell man who literally lives in his own fantasy universe sexually assaults his mother and somehow this is Null's fault, because he wanted the mentally unwell man to go out and do stuff?

Chris belonged in an inpatient mental health facility a long time ago. Barb obviously belonged in an old folks home. In a society where the only people who seem to care about a mentally unwell man are a bunch of speds (myself included) on the internet is a fucked society. Much like Stone-Man Warrior, the community and local government couldn't be fucked dealing with Chris and his bullshit, so they just left it alone until it manifested into something truly horrifying.

The self-righteous cunts rolling their gunts in a tizzy over this somehow being Null's fault or Kiwi Farm's fault are the same self-righteous faggots who laughed right alongside us when Chris was caught by Bob masturbating or when he flipped out at a GameStop. It should not be Null's prerogative to make sure that mentally unwell Lolcows aren't raping their mothers and it shouldn't be random Kiwis prerogatives to call law enforcement when an obviously mentally unwell man is dying from infection.

Society is fucked.

thats 2021 for you.

 

[Kusottare]

It's not funny anymore. Make it stop.

 

[AnOminous]

This thread hits different when you have a close relative with dementia...

Is there any proof Barb is actually suffering from dementia, as opposed to just the dumbness old people generally get? Because Chris has been found by law to be mentally disabled, unlike Barb. The offender here should be Barb.

 

[Android raptor]

But having sex dreams about your mother and initiating sexual contact?

If you've already been groomed or abused I wouldn't be surprised.

Think of it this way, if this was a case of a severely mentally ill, disabled woman talking about sucking off her elderly father that has been documented as a terrible person and doing abusive and creepy things for years long before he got dementia, what would you think?

Either way neither of them belong out in the general public.