Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Checking the Gen Zed tag, it's mainly just everyone saying "holy shit, this is stupid/lazy/offensive/ect"

That shows just how inept the Gen Zed staff are. They can't evell peddle their shit to Tumblr? A site full of gullible adult children who'll rave over any shitty cartoon that shows the slightest hint of pandering to their values? That's an impressive display of incompetence.

I mean, they're the people who suscribed to scams like the fucking Arkh Project, how hard is it to sell them shit?
 
What sorts of games do the characters like to play?

They favor a game I came up with for the show called Bugs. It involves defending various planets from these insectoid-aliens known as Bugs. It’s a combination of classic 3D arcade game and first-person shooter MMORPG. Who knows; maybe one day it’ll become a real thing. That would be so f’in cool if it did. Can you make that happen? You know people.


Stolen directly from Wreck It Ralph.

PS - An online FPS is not remotely similar to an MMORPG, unless by FPS you're referring to player perspective and not genre. Arcade games also differ greatly from MMOs. An arcade game is short and simple with a high level of difficulty and limited continues to encourage players to spend tokens on replays. You literally just shat out a bunch of gamer words in the hope no one would notice what you said is an incoherent mess.
 
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Is anyone going to point out to them how pedantic it is that they have to add a nasally, shiteating clause about how she's technically the first trans animated main character? That's just them saying "main character >>> all the rest of them," undermining the importance of Blaustein's roles in their arrogance. Way to shit on a fellow tranwomyn on your climb to the top there. It's importance is even debateable - did the first ever trans accountant get this amount of fanfare as well?

I expect the extremist SJWs to find fault in the show, but not in the way most people will (e.g. rape jokes). They'll argue that the POCs don't get as much screentime or attention as the white girl, which is opressive. Or the font irritates their autistic/dyslexic eyes.
 

Stolen directly from Wreck It Ralph.

PS - An online FPS is not remotely similar to an MMORPG, unless by FPS you're referring to player perspective and not genre. Arcade games also differ greatly from MMOs. An arcade game is short and simple with a high level of difficulty and limited continues to encourage players to spend tokens on replays. You literally just shat out a bunch of gamer words in the hope no one would notice what you said is an incoherent mess.

I knew it sounded familiar! Thanks for jogging my memory, something wasn't sitting quite right when I read the summary, but I wasn't able to place it. What assholes.
 

Stolen directly from Wreck It Ralph.

PS - An online FPS is not remotely similar to an MMORPG, unless by FPS you're referring to player perspective and not genre. Arcade games also differ greatly from MMOs. An arcade game is short and simple with a high level of difficulty and limited continues to encourage players to spend tokens on replays. You literally just shat out a bunch of gamer words in the hope no one would notice what you said is an incoherent mess.

I knew it sounded familiar! Thanks for jogging my memory, something wasn't sitting quite right when I read the summary, but I wasn't able to place it. What assholes.

It's also the plot of Starship Troopers
 
What sorts of games do the characters like to play?

They favor a game I came up with for the show called Bugs. It involves defending various planets from these insectoid-aliens known as Bugs. It’s a combination of classic 3D arcade game and first-person shooter MMORPG. Who knows; maybe one day it’ll become a real thing. That would be so f’in cool if it did. Can you make that happen? You know people.
Stolen directly from Wreck It Ralph.

PS - An online FPS is not remotely similar to an MMORPG, unless by FPS you're referring to player perspective and not genre. Arcade games also differ greatly from MMOs. An arcade game is short and simple with a high level of difficulty and limited continues to encourage players to spend tokens on replays. You literally just shat out a bunch of gamer words in the hope no one would notice what you said is an incoherent mess.

That confirms my suspicions. Hayden knows fuck all about how games work. He could have fabricated a call of duty clone or a mock league of legends. Instead he went the 'I'm smart and edgy' route by creating a amalgamation of gaming mechanics/tropes that make no sense together, therefore proving his deficit of knowledge in the subject.

It will not end well.
 
That confirms my suspicions. Hayden knows fuck all about how games work. He could have fabricated a call of duty clone or a mock league of legends. Instead he went the 'I'm smart and edgy' route by creating a amalgamation of gaming mechanics/tropes that make no sense together, therefore proving his deficit of knowledge in the subject.

It will not end well.

It's not like games are well represented in media anyway. Who wants to bet the girls are ten times better at this game than the boys in the house? Yes, I'm including THE FIRST EVER TRANS LEAD EVER under "girls."

Not that there'd be anything fucking wrong with that, but having a vagina (or severe gender issues) doesn't automatically make you good at video games.
 
Is anyone going to point out to them how pedantic it is that they have to add a nasally, shiteating clause about how she's technically the first trans animated main character? That's just them saying "main character >>> all the rest of them," undermining the importance of Blaustein's roles in their arrogance. Way to shit on a fellow tranwomyn on your climb to the top there. It's importance is even debateable - did the first ever trans accountant get this amount of fanfare as well?
Main character or not (debatable, Team Rocket lasted far longer and appeared more regularly than any other recurring character sans Ash or Pikachu), Blaustein was beloved by so many that she held the position of voice actress for Meowth for something like eight years until all the voice actors were overhauled (iirc), not just her. I'll be surprised if Gen Zed lasts more than a year in any capacity, and after it's over people will still be talking about their fond memories of Pokémon as it was in their youth. Meowth's speech in the first Pokémon movie will still be touching and meaningful. His backstory will still be sad and immensely bittersweet - and above all memorable. No one will think of any part of Gen Zed like that.
 
Shona's VA has a big chin, and I would not have sex with her.

Tumblr still ain't biting:
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In fact:
http://genzreceipts.tumblr.com/
 
That one game Bugs from this interview,


Could this be where Pew Pew comes from? Possibly the sound the plays when the characters are shooting the bugs? That'd make a bit of sense... I guess, don't understand how it'd be funny, but if this is where it comes from them I suppose it's somewhat understandable.
From the way Hayden said it in the RadioTitans interview, "Pew pew!" is just onomatopoeia of a gun noise, most likely with finger actions, meaning "shots fired". He seems to think all his jokes are so cutting edge that they warrant this follow up response, and since Gen Zed is supposedly "edgy", he transferred it over to his character's Twitter account.
 
From the way Hayden said it in the RadioTitans interview, "Pew pew!" is just onomatopoeia of a gun noise, most likely with finger actions, meaning "shots fired". He seems to think all his jokes are so cutting edge that they warrant this follow up response, and since Gen Zed is supposedly "edgy", he transferred it over to his character's Twitter account.
That just makes it even more obnoxious.
 
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