Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[roj]

this is actually obscene

 

[Lobotomized_Chicken]

That part almost makes me think he might have been coached into this. I know Chris is fucked up in the head but your mother telling you a story about being molested by her dad as a child shouldn't be described as "happy".....god I fucking hope he was being ironic or something. That would still be fucked up but at least it's just normal asshole and not Patrick Bateman asshole.

There was no mention of the story involving sexual assault, if I remember correctly. I'm banking on it actually being a story Chris found funny; I don't think he'd call rape 'funny', even if it's in a sarcastic manner.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

The coming of The Great DDOS was foretold in the White Lion's prophecy.

 

[cancermonger]

the incestual merge is on

 

[Randall Fragg]

Is Chris banging his mom going to become the 9/11 for Zoomers?
Like, in the 2050s will Zoomers will be recalling when they heard about Chris banging his mom to their uninterested kids?

 

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Big titty grifter has entered the chat

Josh, just fly this girl out to Ukraine already, stop beating around the bush about it. She'd agree!

 

[G. Williamson]

okay i'm just gonna say this off the bat, ever since he won that fuckin' thousand dollars worth of video games when he was a kid, the autist literally became the 80 year old mom raping sob he is now. Imagine a world if he didn't win that at all.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

The absolute STATE of what the FBI investigators are feeling reading this thread right now.

 

[Bunnything]

We all know how bad Chris is with his money so after he's paid for a hotel until the 5th how much will he spend on toys to play with on his mini vacation?

You think he'll even poay for the hotel till the 5th lmao

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

Null screaming shut it down as Server #2 explodes

POV: You are Null right now


by the way, the speed the pics are loading at is fucking awful holy fuck

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Is Chris banging his mom going to become the 9/11 for Zoomers?
Like, in the 2050s will Zoomers will be recalling when they heard about Chris banging his mom to their uninterested kids?

is that really the most memorable and shocking thing u can recall this past decade?

 

[Exortism]

he dimensionally merged his cock in the worst way

 

[TheOtherOne]

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Bet they never could have predicted the game they made 28 years ago would butterfly into this.

Is this news article real? I looked it up and nothing seems to exist, though it'd be funny as hell if it was.

 

[SkiHawk]

RIP the servers lmao

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This... this is not what I expected to see when I logged in. Fucking hell, man. Either Chris or a troll has gone too far, and I'm not sure which one is worse.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

okay i'm just gonna say this off the bat, ever since he won that fuckin' thousand dollars worth of video games when he was a kid, the autist literally became the 80 year old mom raping sob he is now. Imagine a world if he didn't win that at all.

Some other poor soul that was drawn from the hat would have suffered this fate worse than death.

 

[Left Ass Cheek]

Is Chris banging his mom going to become the 9/11 for Zoomers?
Like, in the 2050s will Zoomers will be recalling when they heard about Chris banging his mom to their uninterested kids?

I already miss pre-Chandlercest America, honestly

 

[Mr. Virginity]

Meanwhile at twatter

 

[Plumdrop]

>she was confused to begin with

 

[pogo]

I refuse to let this literal motherfucker ruin the legacy of sonichu