Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Bell Peppers and Beef]

Julay retardation aside, the ending that I'm more skeptical of in Christory is the fate and possible ending of 14 Branchland Court. Who knows what will become of the property when Chris gets institutionalized and Barb gets admitted into a care home; whether it will be seized by authorities, thoroughly inspected and cleaned of all hoarded junk and contaminated furniture + appliances + fixtures, and renovated just for foreclosure, or left to the elements via nature and time.

If the former were to happen, all that hoarded stuff, including Chris' will be seeing its final moments inside a landfill, eventually waiting for the incinerator. Here's to hoping that Chris doesn't find out about that, for it might incur one big tard rage that Christory might possibly witness. For the latter, nature will take its course to take over and degrade the home, one piece of lumber at a time. Curious individuals will eventually find the property vacant and would try to find a way in. I can see some doing so just to explore what the rooms look like before that infamous day.

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

One of us. One of us.

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OST of me seeing the new potential kiwi farms initiates create their accounts and make their first posts

 

[Pengsoo]

I was keeping up with the first thread almost in realtime. Went to sleep, woke up to 30+ unread pages on that one and 217 pages in this one….

Also Jesus Fucking Christ

 

[Elftor]

Imagine being Chris in that discord call and having to be all like "damn, Kiwi Troll, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my CWCville character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck his 80 year old mother in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Chris and not only sit in that chair while some e-whore "troll" flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on discord tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHRISCHAN FALLS FOR THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of moms and blowupdolls and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Virginia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the trollsome director calls for another take, and you know you could curse every single person in this room before the discord jannie could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chrischan. You're not going to lose your future CWCville political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

 

[Rakoon]

They're pushing so hard to normalize pedophilia now, I bet that somebody is going to discover this thread in 25 years and struggle to understand the outrage. At the end of the path we're heading towards, it's you who will become the real freaks.

 

[Saffronette]

Sonic was a mistake. I don't think it is coincidence that this shithole of a fandom attracts the most autistic and rapey motherfuckers on the planet. Sega, do the right thing and delete the Sonic franchise. Please. I fucking hate this blue hedgehog on an irrational level.

Sonic isn't the issue, it's how poorly mentally ill individuals are handled. Chris was essentially spoiled and coddled by his parents, which lead to him not getting him the help he needed. You had shitty people messing with him and feeding into his delusions. You can remove Sonic, MLP, and anime from the equation it's not going to stop someone from commiting horrible atrocities.

 

[MK Ultra Victim]

I wonder how Chris managed considering how crooked his dick is

the vagina is very flexible and able to accommodate many different shapes and sizes… even old dried up pussy unless his dick has a 90° angle or something insane

 

[Raze]

I'm more sad then anything. I remember Chris being found by 4 Chan in the late 2000's and this is how it ends.

Man, it's hard to believe there was four Chans back then!

 

[Alcatraz]

Someone just posted come logs that looked like Chris confirmed to Dillon that it happened. Where'd that post go?

Not a clue, but Dillin's thread is still up, so I just grabbed them.

 

[RobotDog]

Just after Biden told the people to boost the local economy, Chris goes and gets his China country produced

 

[Josterman]

Time will tell

And space too

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Someone just posted come logs that looked like Chris confirmed to Dillon that it happened. Where'd that post go?

Wait I'm sorry WHAT!!!?

 

[G. Williamson]

odds of chris getting raped in women's prison?

shit I haven't even THOUGHT of that. he'll probably still enjoy it. either that or he'll shit his pants and hang himself so he can reincarnate as a sex doll

 

[Wikipedia]

I'm more sad then anything. I remember Chris being found by 4 Chan in the late 2000's and this is how it ends.

Well look on the bright side, we get to see what happens to chris if he ends up in prison.

 

[draggs]

well if he gets sent to a normal one, probably get raped in the jail showers to death.

HOWEVER, if he gets sent to a woman's jail for being a tranny, then well... prepare for a FUCK ton of rape accusations from the inmates he's stuck with

Female prisons aren't some skinemax movie

If Chris went to a female prison and tried his love quest bullshit he would get shanked or the ever living shit beat out of him

 

[Ponchik]

one day you're under the impression that the farms have finally succumbed to terminal gayness and the internet is a barren fucking wasteland. the next day every single autist with a 56k modem is talking about chris licking his decrepit senile hag of a mom's taint online, normalfags are gulping this shit up like orange fanta and blue checkmarks are finally being exposed to the lynchian horrors of 14 branchland court.

just when i've given myself a false sense of security and i think it might be over, the well decides to drill itself even deeper

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

When I paid for a tribute to Barb I didn't mean this.

 

[Verxis]

shad is a faggot who alienated himself from his own family for the sake of being le edgy internet porn man
he sucks and his art sucks

That is a sigma male move.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

so what do you think chris will do in prison?

I doubt he'll be imprisoned, after a psych evaluation, he'll be institutionalized. The merge shit is enough to label him as legally insane

 

[The Great Chandler]

Dear Lord though!

From the lucky autistic Sonic kid who won a sweepstakes in 1994 on local television to the deluded mother raper in 2021.

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