Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[purpleflurp]

Bob must have been a serial killer in a past life because Chris was Yahweh's punishment.

He had to have been Hitler, John Hathorne, Vlad the Impaler, and Jared from Subway rolled into one being to deserve this.

 

[Cabelaz]

Chris absolutely will not kill himself and I can't understand why you entertain the possibility. He is an egotistical manchild who only puts himself first, I bet he doesn't even understand the concept.

 

[Ethelokia]

So who thinks Chris is going to kill himself? This seems like a pretty good time to do it, if he's going to.

Chris isn’t going to kill himself. He’s not man enough. 9/10 he’ll lock himself off. And go further into his delusions. We are in the final moments.

 

[V0L]

Julay retardation aside, the ending that I'm more skeptical of in Christory is the fate and ending of 14 Branchland Court. Who knows what will become of the property when Chris gets institutionalized and Barb gets admitted into a care home; whether it will be seized by authorities, thoroughly inspected and cleaned of all hoarded junk and contaminated furniture + appliances + fixtures, and renovated just for foreclosure, or left to the elements via nature and time.

If the former were to happen, all that hoarded stuff, including Chris's will be seeing its final moments inside a landfill, eventually waiting for the incinerator. For the latter, nature will take its course to take over and degrade the home, one piece of lumber at a time. Curious individuals will eventually find the property vacant and would try to find a way in. I can see some trying to find a way in just to explore what the rooms look like before that infamous day.

I'd buy the house and turn it into a museum

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

I've changed my mind about respecting Chris's self-perceived identity as a troomer. Not only is he a valid tranny, he's an ambassador for trans values and visibility.

all trannies are sex pests ​

 

[Mister Mint]

It's going to take 3 days when it's Chris' account. Only Null knows where Chris is at currently.

If I had to guess he'll be sleeping in the sonichumobile at the fashion square mall parking lot.

 

[GigaKike]

 

[Full Race Replay]

So who thinks Chris is going to kill himself? This seems like a pretty good time to do it, if he's going to.

apparently ya boi has no money and was rejected from staying with other family members for the next few days until he gets the money from @Null so it is going to be really rough for chrischan. It's possible that he will actually leap off a bridge when he has to stay outside for a few hours.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

 

[DiabeticSP]

Honestly I just REFUSE to believe that this is true.

Like, my mind just doesn't accept that its a real event happening. Its like 9/11 tier switched off disbelief.

I'm going to check back here Monday and it'll all have been some retarded misundetstanding or autistic lies.

 

[sadtusk]

how do we think Chris will respond to the 'allegations' of him getting down and dirty with ol' Barb?

since he's always been way to open about his evil deeds and desires, im guessing he'll admit to it but try and spin it as an act of 'kindness' or some shit.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So who thinks Chris is going to kill himself? This seems like a pretty good time to do it, if he's going to.

IMO his ego is too big to top himself thinking he's going to die but it might be possible for him to think he can kill himself and merge with his Dimension C-197 self or otherwise do something so dangerous that it'll lead to his death (Chris think's he's part electric hedgehog so can withstand huge surges of electricity for example) or something dumb like that.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I'd buy the house and turn it into a museum

Turn it into a group home.

 

[cancermonger]

So he's basically going to be homeless for the next 3 days sleeping in the streets of Ruckersville? Will this finally teach Chris-chan a lesson?

it'll be telling of his character. But to answer your question: probably not.

 

[Escalating Violence]

I haven't seen a thread move this fast since the Gunt sextape. Chris Chan is the true ruler of the farms here and always has been.

 

[LemmeSee]

I wonder if he'll make it to court. My money's on no.

 

[EsotericChristorianOrder]

Honestly, I never thought Chris would go this far. Granted, he's already gone pretty far, but actually fucking Barb...? For every boundary he's crossed, he's just crossed an infinite number more.

This is a complete game changer in so many ways. The internet will never be the same.

 

[Hot Dog]

Deadwingdork is streaming about this in 45 minutes. Was hoping Null would tonight too.

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

This entire situation gets more tragic and horrifying by the minute. No wonder God abandoned us.

 

[Biollante]

I HAVE FOLLOWED CHRIS FOR OVER 15 YEARS
I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END LIKE THIS

JESUS WEPT