Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Ponchik said:
one day you're under the impression that the farms have finally succumbed to terminal gayness and the internet is a barren fucking wasteland. the next day every single autist with a 56k modem is talking about chris licking his decrepit senile hag of a mom's taint online, normalfags are gulping this shit up like orange fanta and blue checkmarks are finally being exposed to the lynchian horrors of 14 branchland court.

just when i've given myself a false sense of security and i think it might be over, the well decides to drill itself even deeper
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weve entered a new era
the era of 'dont say it cant happen cause it fucking will'
nothing is this timeline is off limits anymore

life is meme
 
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I bet Barb's thinking about regrets and the only one is: "why did I have to bribe my son with toys to get him to talk?" Or "I should've let those hookers in when I had the chance."
 
The trooning was bad enough, but this. I don't think I will ever recover from this.
 

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sadtusk said:
how do we think Chris will respond to the 'allegations' of him getting down and dirty with ol' Barb?

since he's always been way to open about his evil deeds and desires, im guessing he'll admit to it but try and spin it as an act of 'kindness' or some shit.
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He disabled tweet replies on most of his recent tweets, but the Quote Tweet ratio is definitely piling on thousands of peoples' worth of collective anger at him. He'll probably break down and shit himself while sleeping on a park bench somewhere.
 
Who knew that Child of God by Cormac McCarthy was actually Chris Chan fanfic all along.
How long until Chris is living in a cave with a rotten corpse of a teenage girl that he calls his wife?
 
Saffronette said:
Sonic isn't the issue, it's how poorly mentally ill individuals are handled. Chris was essentially spoiled and coddled by his parents, which lead to him not getting him the help he needed. You had shitty people messing with him and feeding into his delusions. You can remove Sonic, MLP, and anime from the equation it's not going to stop someone from commiting horrible atrocities.
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I still think this is a good opportunity to clean house. Sonic had a good run, even got a brief moment in the spotlight like the old days with Mania and that shitty movie, but we can't let this hedgehog cause any more pain.
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
I think the shoutouts to Adam Lanza and Nicolas Cruz are a pretty good indication that Barb has fucking lost it and Chris has been using her and her senility to get 5 bucks a pop for stupid weenery.
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tbf what I heard of Barb in the day if you told her there was beer money in it for her she'd give a shoutout to Charlie Manson and Jim jones
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
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refuse to believe you actually saw that

isnt that literally against ToS? they wouldnt even be profiting on it
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another time i saw someone cutting off a boil with a knife with youtubers doing the fucking reaction face, one that was basically a wound infested with maggots, and a thumbnail that had muscle inflation. keep in mind that i was searching for old super nintendo game glitches
 
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