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Help Me Move This Table said:
The one thing I can (almost) give Kev is that at least “Kathryn” is a relatively plausible name for a woman from his birth year. Dumb spelling, of course, but it could have been so much worse, considering everything we know about him.
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Until you find out it's the name of a girl from school he's trying to skinwalk.
 
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Hard to believe this true and honest woman is only 33/34 years old!
 
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T0oCoolFool said:
Honestly, Ripley could have been a decent looking man. Clean up his hair, wear some fitting clothes that don't look ratty, he could have easily gotten a good looking lady to date him. There are tons of women that like men who have long hair, and there's plenty of women that like guys that aren't super masculine looking.

Instead, Ripley now looks like an actual freak. The only "women" that will date him now are other fake women like himself.
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A lot of these guys could have looked at least normal. But instead chose to over complicate their situations by trooning out. Now, I'm not suggesting that by taking a shower and wearing clean clothes, that they'll instantly become mega Chads, but it still goes a long way to put in some effort rather than none at all. At least that effort goes a much farther distance than attempting to pass as an unclockable troon, which is an impossible task. Combine that with the fact that all these guys are incredibly lazy in general and that's a recipe for disaster.

The problem is that rather than focusing on learning the basics of male grooming (not that kind of grooming), they instead thought to themselves, " Man, I'm really bad at being a man, maybe I'm actually supposed to be a woman". And assumed that since people keep giving them ass pats online, they're doing a better job being a woman than as man. What these guys really needed was to learn a low maintenance self care routine that won't make them look extraordinary, but still presentable.

Look at it this way, it's still way better to look like a somewhat well-kept nerd, than to become one of the spectacles on the "Tranny Sideshows on Social Media" thread.

Learn what haircut works for you personally. Some hairstyles work for some men, but not for others. Next time you get your hair cut ask for directions on how to style and maintain your hair properly. Long hair also requires more effort to up keep. In general the rule of thumb is, if you're not going to be interested in messing with any of this stuff, then keep it simple.

Next thing is facial hair. Many guys don't seem to understand that it only looks good if you're invested into maintaining it. When the beard craze took over, I hate that guys like Kevin thought that all there is to it is not shaving. Just look at Kevin's old pube beard for an example of what that looks like. 9/10 times I would recommend those guys should buy a good razor and learn how to use it properly.

Dress is a big one. A first step is to stop wearing cartoon/anime shirts. Do you want to be instantly clocked as an outcast before meeting someone? Then learn how to buy adult clothes that fit. I'm not talking about wearing a suit either, just clothes that fit and are appropriate for specific social situation that you find yourself in.

The biggest one is weight loss (pun intended). I'm not recommending for guys to become the Terminator. What I am recommending is getting your BMI farther way from labelled as obese, as it does wonders for your self esteem. I think guys like Mode View could solve a lot of their self image issues if they tried this out first instead of constantly being on the verge of trooning out.
 
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Chef Hanlon said:
A lot of these guys could have looked at least normal. But instead chose to over complicate their situations by trooning out. Now, I'm not suggesting that by taking a shower and wearing clean clothes, that they'll instantly become mega Chads, but it still goes a long way to put in some effort rather than none at all. At least that effort goes a much farther distance than attempting to pass as an unclockable troon, which is an impossible task. Combine that with the fact that all these guys are incredibly lazy in general and that's a recipe for disaster.

The problem is that rather than focusing on learning the basics of male grooming (not that kind of grooming), they instead thought to themselves, " Man, I'm really bad at being a man, maybe I'm actually supposed to be a woman". And assumed that since people keep giving them ass pats online, they're doing a better job being a woman than as man. What these guys really needed was to learn a low maintenance self care routine that won't make them look extraordinary, but still presentable.

Look at it this way, it's still way better to look like a somewhat well-kept nerd, than to become one of the spectacles on the "Tranny Sideshows on Social Media" thread.

Learn what haircut works for you personally. Some hairstyles work for some men, but not for others. Next time you get your hair cut ask for directions on how to style and maintain your hair properly. Long hair also requires more effort to up keep. In general the rule of thumb is, if you're not going to be interested in messing with any of this stuff, then keep it simple.

Next thing is facial hair. Many guys don't seem to understand that it only looks good if you're invested into maintaining it. When the beard craze took over, I hate that guys like Kevin thought that all there is to it is not shaving. Just look at Kevin's old pube beard for an example of what that looks like. 9/10 times I would recommend those guys should buy a good razor and learn how to use it properly.

Dress is a big one. A first step is to stop wearing cartoon/anime shirts. Do you want to be instantly clocked as an outcast before meeting someone? Then learn how to buy adult clothes that fit. I'm not talking about wearing a suit either, just clothes that fit and are appropriate for specific social situation that you find yourself in.

The biggest one is weight loss (pun intended). I'm not recommending for guys to become the Terminator. What I am recommending is getting your BMI farther way from labelled as obese, as it does wonders for your self esteem. I think guys like Mode View could solve a lot of their self image issues if they tried this out first instead of constantly being on the verge of trooning out.
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I'd add a couple things to this:

1. All of the above is going to basically raise your value on the dating market--what tends to make incels (and sex pests) that is that they are...well...bottom-of-the-barrel on the dating market. They might not make it to the sexy sports cars of the dating market (but it has been done!), but they could at least try to not be the mildly suspicious rezmobiles.

2. I'm going to disagree somewhat on the cartoon/anime shirts--definitely don't wear them for dress-up situations, but if you're going to give a hard pass to somebody who isn't down for enjoying those things with you? Go for it, in appropriate situations. (But for the sake of all that is holy and unholy, change shirts regularly, keep 'em clean and in good condition. And it has to fit.)

3. Fucking relax when it comes to worrying about how you're doing at being a man. It's learned behavior. Nobody sane expects you to be squirted out of the womb knowing it. Focus on being a good decent excuse for person.

The thing is, with only a little editing? This would all be good advice for a woman who's looking to improve herself...and, to put it bluntly, troons pretty much have already failed completely on the kind of introspection needed to realize these things--or, really, to act on them. It's a significant part of why they will never be unclockable: As long as it requires actual effort on something that's not part of the cooming/consooming/asspat-seeking behaviors? They're not going to do it. They're dudebros and manbabies, and I think in Kevkev's case a huge part of why he trooned out in the first place was to be able to continue feeling good about himself without having to *horrified gasp!* grow the fuck up.
 
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