Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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For all of our new friends, the funniest thing about Chris Chandler that you might not know about, is that you will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Witthel]

This sure aged well.

 

[Kanna]

And so, our story ends here...

 

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God this thread feels like this video

Would you watch Chris-chan: The Movie, coming to select threaters near you?

I would probably get drunk and watch that shit
>inb4 it's going to see the hollyjew make chris "just a poor oppressed victim"

 

[Covfefe]

The biggest victim in all of this is every KF member who now has to come to terms with the fact that their official Kiwifarms silver rounds now have a incestuous rapist printed on them.

Couldn't have picked a better design honestly. Those babies just became cult icons.

 

[Tikbalang]

With the thread is so damn long, IDK where the leaks come from.

 

[Pogchamp69]

First family film……

 

[QueenMegan]

Fuck Hasbro. She literally just warned us this timeline would descend into chaos if G5 wasn't cancelled, and look what happened!

 

[Stationary Tevin]

This lady was dragging Kiwifarms to her audience of hundreds of Simps for "giving money to a rapist.

@Null you may want to get ahead of this and let it be known gofundme's rules require you to give Chris the money or it's fraud.

I peeked into this bitches stream and she was talkin some wack ass shit about how Saturn has something to do with your fuckin bones or teeth and immediately hopped back out, and other than the 4chan shit that's all I ever care to know about this annoying cunt, people who use Chris for views are just sad.

 

[sadtusk]

PHOTO: A Kiwifarms agent ready to break into 14 Branchland Court
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that will only protect you against the scent of years of cum and dog piss.
you are not immune to the unimaginable horrors that you will witness in 14 Branchland Court

 

[EmoAtheist666]

Chris got another week and he can go back home

 

[YerDaSellsAvon]

Honestly can't say I'm surprised... we are witnessing history boys & girls.

 

[OldManBoomer]

...has anyone thought that maybe stuff like this has been happening Chris' entire life? Not saying this is excusable, but it always looked like the way Chris interacted with Barb was....off. That combined with how Chris was babied, Bob's resentment, etc....maybe something was going on when Chris was younger too?

Maybe I'm just reading something that's not there.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

This, also it's not like if Chris got into prison he would be bragging about having sex with his mother, he'd be dead quiet.

But will Chris go to jail? He's more likely to be taken into an institution under heavy surveillance.

 

[Acidious]

*oops, other reply left in there

Chris got another week and he can go back home

to what

 

[G. Williamson]

And so, our story ends here...

And so Chris Chan's road came to an end... for now. In the new world of Kiwi Farms, fighting continued, blood was spilled, and many lived and died - just as they had in 4chan. Because war... war never changes.

 

[Rakoon]

POV: you're Chris Chan reaching for your tugboat money

 

[Search]

Chris thinks far too highly of himself to consider game ending. He only thinks about his needs and his wants. He wants absolute power, because he thinks he deserves it without working for it. I can't feel bad for him. There was also his willingness to fuck a dog if it pleased a woman, so he quite literally has no bounds. I can only pray he doesn't prey on children, because I'm not putting it past him at this point.

A sound argument. I guess it might be more of a Terry Davis type deal.

 

[Realistic Elephant]

First family film……

Spoiler: NSFW

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Imagine being cucked by your own god damned child.