Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Once more post because I'm MATI over these summer retards not even giving Chris the chance to prove whether he really did screw his mother, if he "screwed his mother" as part of his delusions, or if he was screwed by his mother. I guess "guilty until proven innocent" is in full force here.

I knew I should've left this site long after that poltisperg drama back in December.
 
"Uh, hello? is this uh... Cole Smithey? Well I'm here to call and inform you that your half brother Chris has violently raped your mother Barbra. I'm terribly sorry to break the news for you."
i'd be expecting a lot more tone deaf and incels raging about N word this retard that go kill yourself, F word, whatever everything.

dude probably got home saw he had like 198 messages, 87 from 1 guy alone (probably the angry guy) screaming in the phone. listend to about 3 or 4 different ones deleted the message machine called his lawyer and been on his way about it and doesn't want to be involved with any more of Chris's bullshit.
we kow he called someone from extended family and was promptly btfo'd and gtfo'd "no god damn way your staying with us."
I'm going to guess at least 1 of those people were cole.
 
So I've been watching the thread occasionally posting and not that anyone cares but these are my thoughts so far.


1. This is fucked what the hell. If this is legit I am just... What......


2. There's been people who've claimed (probably falsely) they've seen a video. I am really curious about the legality of claiming falsely to have evidence of that nature.


3. If I recall back in 2018(?) the idea guy thing, they forced Chris to record videos and audio of him admitting to heinous shit. I'm not super familiar with what happened beyond the initial blackmail but it would be easy for someone to sit on this for a while.


4. Null must feel like shit, regardless of what you think of null or Chris this is a lot of shit to deal with real or fake.


5. I have a lot of sympathy because I was once a young autist looking to fit in with people leading me down a bad path and taking advantage. But I'm also high as fuck so it could be that.


6. I really think it comes down to three possibilities
A. This is something someone sat on for a while (15%)
B.. It's real but he was coerced into it by faggots (55%)
F. This is legit (30%)
But only one of those is a positive outcome and it's the one I think is least likely. I am really curious to see what happens next and i hope there will be a mad at the internet or something covering it soon
 
So we have two statments of confession from Chris (the audio and texts) and two statements from him confirming they're legit? This is fucking crazy he's getting locked up for sure.
 
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Once more post because I'm MATI over these summer retards not even giving Chris the chance to prove whether he really did screw his mother, if he "screwed his mother" as part of his delusions, or if he was screwed by his mother. I guess "guilty until proven innocent" is in full force here.

I knew I should've left this site long after that poltisperg drama back in December.
Don't forget, you're here forever.
 
Just wanted to leave my mark here today with a picture I made back in May. Hope you enjoy, peace and have a good day.
 

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"Uh, hello? is this uh... Cole Smithey? Well I'm here to call and inform you that your half brother Chris has violently raped your mother Barbra. I'm terribly sorry to break the news for you."
This made me laugh out loud. I don't know why, but it did.

I realize this isn't exactly a novel observation, but it is horribly ironic how Cole's ambitions clash with his association with Chris. Cole wants to be a sophisticated, witty intellectual, but he'll forever be shackled to this deranged, green-haired Jerry Springer blob-man.
Julay retardation aside, the ending that I'm more skeptical of in Christory is the fate and possible ending of 14 Branchland Court. Who knows what will become of the property when Chris gets institutionalized and Barb gets admitted into a care home; whether it will be seized by authorities, thoroughly inspected and cleaned of all hoarded junk and contaminated furniture + appliances + fixtures, and renovated just for foreclosure, or left to the elements via nature and time.

If the former were to happen, all that hoarded stuff, including Chris' will be seeing its final moments inside a landfill, eventually waiting for the incinerator. Here's to hoping that Chris doesn't find out about that, for it might incur one big tard rage that Christory might possibly witness. For the latter, nature will take its course to take over and degrade the home, one piece of lumber at a time. Curious individuals will eventually find the property vacant and would try to find a way in. I can see some doing so just to explore what the rooms look like before that infamous day.
I'd like to see it converted into the Christian W. Chandler Institute for Sonichu Studies.
 
A small part of me was holding out hope that this was not true, but Chris fucking admitting it again and again like a damn retard is just ridiculous. If this were a product of the idea guys or coercion, I definitely believe he would have taken to Twitter to deny it and claim he was hacked.
 
If he goes to men’s prison, where are they going to put him? Do they have special blocks for trannies or something or do they just throw him to the wolves?
 
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