Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Even if the allegations are proven false the social workers have seen the horde and that's going to be a whole different set of problems for Chris.
if the tlc reality show hoarders couldn't be bothered to intervene with chris life what makes you think the state dept of green county will?
 
JESUS H. CHRIST I MADE IT TO THE TOP OF THIS DAMN THREAD

AND I HAVE SEEN SIGHTS I DESIRED N O T TO SEE

In all honesty, I hope Chris goes to fucking jail for this. Man has crossed a line, and he's gonna get what's due for such heinous actions. I think we can all safely say that hating Chris at this point can be justified, as is pitying what he became and praying for Barb's safety and health. Good Lord in Heaven this TV Show went from 0 to 100 fuckin' fast.

I'll take a shotgun blast to the balls if I didn't have the time of my life laughing at all the silly memes and shit people are posting with some friends of mine. Hardest I've ever laughed in a while and hardest I've ever felt justifiable hatred towards somebody, an emotional win-win!
 
There's no fucking way this is real, when he talks about it, it just sounds like his fucked-up "in CWCville" headcannon. He's talking about fucking Barb, the same way he talks about his gangbangs with Magichan, Pikachu and the Hamburglar. :optimistic: :optimistic: :optimistic:

But even by Chris standards, his ability to be absolutely, utterly goddam clueless about how people are percieving him is doing some fucking astounding heavy-lifting, right now. He sounds like he expects people to give him high-fives, for banging his 90yo mother.
I really do hope this is the case. But I have a terrible feeling it will be the exact opposite. He might legitimately face time behind bars if the results from Barb show the slightest bit of truth to his claims.
 
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Anyone waiting for Critikal's take on the situation ?
HOLY FUCK ITS OUT:
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hey guys eceleb #255 here back at it with another ball busting video. Today I will tell you what to think since you clearly cant do it for yourself. So chris fucked his mom and I think that its uhhhhhh bad... ok guys see you next time and buy my epic t-shirts! leave a like and subscribe
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Nobody:
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Zero people
Chris: Fucks his mom
no one liked that
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critikal please fuck me I will dress up in a sailor moon costume for you and give you my life savings. ironically of course
 
1. fuuuuck. just wow

2. If I were a wordsmith, I'd do up a St. Crispin's day speech to mark the occasion.

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers
 
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HOLY FUCK ITS OUT:
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hey guys eceleb #255 here back at it with another ball busting video. Today I will tell you what to think since you clearly cant do it for yourself. So chris fucked his mom and I think that its uhhhhhh bad... ok guys see you next time and buy my epic t-shirts! leave a like and subscribe
5.2 million views|1.5k likes|20 dislikes

comments:

Redditor 1
Nobody:
Not a single soul
Zero people
Chris: Fucks his mom
no one liked that
cringe 100

Redditor 2
critikal please fuck me I will dress up in a sailor moon costume for you and give you my life savings. ironically of course
i'm still shocked by how small he is. dude's like 4'9
 
2010: I miss when Chris was a naive spectacle and wasn't being tortured by all these a-logs

2015: I miss when Chris wasn't a genderspecial blob who has a number of legitimate mental illness

2021: I miss when Chris wasn't in federal prison for raping his own senile mother

Can't wait to see what the next five years bring!
2026: I miss when Chris was alive.
 
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