Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Normally (and rarely I hope) cases of incest probably involve an adult or teenager and an unconsenting minor. The police have got to be as WTF about this as we are, and if Chris isn't in jail right know it's likely because the investigation is still ongoing.

I'm kind of assuming charges could be filed by the state without Barb's cooperation, but really don't know. So if Chris isn't in police custody and in a psychiatric hospital or something, who knows. Folks are quick to say this is the end or beginning of the end for Chris, I'm not so sure. If Chris has been consistent in one thing all these years, it's his hijinks always get resolved with just a slap on the wrists.
Legally there is a difference between incompetency and insanity, but if they deem Barb no longer has the mental capacity to truly consent, they will charge regardless.

However, I was just reminded of this gem from Massachusetts last year. Wife walks in on her husband (40s) fucking his mother (60s), apparently consensually, after a round of vidya. Wife rightfully shat herself and called the cops. They were charged regardless.
 
Ive been inactive from the farms for a while, honestly in my wildest imaginations I couldn't bringing myself to believe CWC would become an actual motherfucker...damn

I wonder if they will end up charging him with a felony?

He'll beat a felony easy, Chris' manchildretard immunity is rock solid, a lawyer will just say "look a this fat disgusting manchild, it can barely do basic math, we can't throw it in jail". He might get a misdemeanor for incest.
 
Sorry if this has already been said but this thread is moving so fast, but I’m honestly surprised this didn’t happen sooner, considering he’s admitted to sleeping in the same bed as Barb having incestuous fantasies about her before

I wonder if "Bella"/10thanonymous initially decided to go fishing for information on a hunch based on those earlier statements, because I remember them, too (and I'm not that huge into Chris Chan lore).

Anyway, I joined the Farms over someone else, as my username should indicate, but I always felt in a sense that Chris Chan was the one "true" lolcow, insofar as I think no one else could've quite inspired something like this site the way a character like him did. Sad to think this is how it's all panned out.
 
Legally there is a difference between incompetency and insanity, but if they deem Barb no longer has the mental capacity to truly consent, they will charge regardless.

However, I was just reminded of this gem from Massachusetts last year. Wife walks in on her husband (40s) fucking his mother (60s), apparently consensually, after a round of vidya. Wife rightfully shat herself and called the cops. They were charged regardless.

He might get charged. I have no doubts Chris can beat it.
 
He'll beat a felony easy, Chris' manchildretard immunity is rock solid, a lawyer will just say "look a this fat disgusting manchild, it can barely do basic math, we can't throw it in jail". He might get a misdemeanor for incest.
The minimum charge he is facing for incest is a Class 5 Felony.

I think it's possible he'll be ruled mentally incompetent to stand trial and get send to a mental institution instead of jail - I'm also totally unsure if Barb will be charged with anything.
 
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