Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Without A Gout]

I wonder if the people at this news station realize that they've helped to create a monster:

 

[kc01]

>yfw no lolcow can ever top this, ever.

 

[Beardfish]

After this is all said and done DSP is going to get custody of Barb and use her monthly welfare payments to farm wrestling jpgs.

Not before he's done his time with a couple of brudas tapping that troon ass.

edit: FUCK I mixed them up lol.

 

[Likeigod]

EDIT: Incest is a felony in Virginia? well damn.

Thats what caused the split. Incest is all good in WV

 

[Spooky Bones]

CommieDickGurl, the "Popeye's Troon" aka our own @CammieDoxGirl, weighs in on the Chris situation, shitty people in the LGBT community, and with a bonus appearance of a surprisingly balanced take on New Zealand Agriculture.

"They're properly gendering that person ... DO YOU REALLY WANNA DIE ON THAT HILL, TWITTER?"

Dangerously based.

 

[4Macie]

Isn't Chris actually still "Sonichu" right now? Like he's still doing that thing that Sonichu is inside his body while Chris is outside of it fixing the world or whatever?

So...technically... Grandson Sonichu fucked Grandma Barb using Chris's body... it's triple incest up in here.

 

[cancermonger]

He might get charged. I have no doubts Chris can beat it.

if chris can beat these charges but can't win the lottery he must have the most bipolar luck of all time

 

[Turbocuck]

Does anybody know if no-contact orders and the like will appear in criminal or civil circuit court records in VA? I've been checking the Greene County circuit court record periodically. The short-term provisional one until Aug 5 doesn't appear and I didn't really expect it to, but can I expect to see the real court-ordered one if one is issued?

 

[LolRaccoon]

Isn't Chris actually still "Sonichu" right now? Like he's still doing that thing that Sonichu is inside his body while Chris is outside of it fixing the world or whatever?

So...technically... Grandson Sonichu fucked Grandma Barb using Chris's body... it's triple incest up in here.

No, he stopped roleplaying as Magichan a while ago.

 

[King Homer⠀]

I called the cops on Chris Chan, AMA

www.youtube.com

This guy (not me) says he called the Greene County PD and they performed a welfare check because of his call

>this guy (not me)
>joined 3 minutes ago
>1 post

 

[Gish]

Apologies if this has already been posted, but Edmund McMillen has pretty much confirmed Chris's card for the Isaac card game is getting replaced.

 

[Brutality]

>yfw no lolcow can ever top this, ever. View attachment 2394308

nick bate?

 

[camopattern]

I can't imagine Chris is going to be able to afford a lawyer at this rate if he can't even get accommodation.. I thought the hit and run was bad but this is another level.

Starting to wonder if he's been reading up on Greek mythology in his dimension merge goddess quest (that shit was all about incest) or of he's just become that desperate for pussy he went straight for the one he came out of. I can't fathom what he's thinking.

Edit: fucking yikes at all the newfags in here. Lurk for a few days first we don't give a shit what you have to say.

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

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oh fuck

 

[Kuruminha]

Videos of Chris hitting Barb during the IdeaGuys Saga DO exist, according to @Null himself. Prosecutors will have a field day rummaging through CWC's past to make a case.

 

[Fettucine_Neapoli.]

After seeing this trend in Twitter and listened to the leak, I now believe humanity is damned.

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

ima go ahead and say it, i had a fucking blast today 11/10 incest reveal

 

[Son of Odin]

I haven't been here since the 2020 election clusterfuck but hearing about this I'll chime in about my thoughts:

Best case scenario Chris is deemed mentally incompetent for the rest of his life and institutionalized. Worst case scenario, as A-Loggy as this may sound, he dies in jail if he's booked with the general population since they don't take too kindly to harming the elderly/infirm or to rapists especially of a suspect's family.

 

[Toast]

I wonder how Cole is feeling right now. He might hate his mother but knowing that his younger retarded sister raped her must be a horrifying news.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Holy fuck I absolutely didn't think this was going to turn out to be legit.

But as always...Chris always has been his worst enemy. Short of actual murder though, this might be the single worst thing he will ever do in his life.

And to make matters worse, Chris has gone extremely further downhill in every sense possible ever since the court ordered psych eval from the macing incident. He may legitimately get locked up for being insane at this point.

I wonder how Cole is feeling right now. He might hate his mother but knowing that his younger retarded sister raped her must be a horrifying news.

Unfortunately for Cole, as the only other descendant of Barb's bloodline he may have to be involved in the matter despite having cut off all contact with his surviving immediate maternal family years ago. Should Chris be deemed mentally incompetent and Barb incapacitated for any reason, be default he may in fact inherit all the debt. I don't know how that would work, though.