Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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When was the last time anyone laughed at what chris was doing? Trying to get a boyfreind free girl with his man bra, The date he went on w hambeast, Wallflower. Spedrunning his local mall. I can't even remember the last time I had a giggle. It's just been one tumble further and further into what we see today.
 
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Halsey117 said:
what fucks me about this so much is that my dad is an expert in Virginia law and I cannot ask him about anything because I would sound like a literal maniac trying to explain it
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just send him a news article and ask if cwc could have any chance of getting out. ezpz
 
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When was the last time anyone laughed at what chris was doing? Trying to get a boyfreind free girl with his man bra, The date he went on w hambeast, Wallflower. Spedrunning his local mall. I can't even remember the last time I had a giggle. It's just been one tumble further and further into what we see today.
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Honestly? I laughed at that video he uploaded a few days ago where he was demanding that Hasbro cancel G5. Kind of sad to think that probably was the last time we will ever see something close to golden age Chris rants.
 
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Full Race Replay said:
prisoners hate pedos, child murderers, anyone who commits crimes against children. For them I suppose it's a whole new level of cruelty for them. Those guys don't last long in prison.
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Unfortunately, this isn’t true anymore as much as I wish it was. Sex offenders, especially inmates that offend against children and the elderly, are separated from general population. The worse their offense is, the more protective their custody is. The absolute worst offenders are isolated completely in an annex away from even the sex offenders. It’s kinda like the same concept as death row, just a hallway or pod with individual cells. Maybe 8 to 12 cells because people who are that bad are pretty rare.

But regardless, if he did go to prison, he would be in his own pod with people like him. The days of pedos and rapists being thrown into genpop for a good beating have been over since the 90s. That doesn’t mean nobody will get to him though. Dahmer was in PC and someone still stabbed him to death so ya never know. Plus, Chris is a ridiculously stereotypical target for bullying so he would catch hell no matter where he was. Just maybe not the kind of hell that would be satisfactory in a situation like this.

That being said, we all know how the American criminal justice system drops the ball on shit like this all the time. I wouldn’t be even slightly surprised if this ended up being a misdemeanor. He might not even spend any time incarcerated. They’ll probably try some SJW rehabilitation program or something similarly retarded.

Also I agree with the poster up thread that said this was inevitable. Chris is autistic but he still knows what he was doing. The horrifying thing is, he probably would have gotten away with it for a long time if he kept his mouth shut. I doubt Barb would have told anyone. What’s even more horrifying is, if he’s at the point of molesting his mother now… imagine what would have been next once she died…
 
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I'm a little late to this trainwreck. To me, it's absolutely insane how I've encountered so many people in just the past couple of minutes who have expressed that they've never heard of Chris until now. Like, just imagine this being your first exposure to him. Goddamn. Still, this is absolutely deplorable and I'm honestly saddened by it.
 
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The Pleroma said:
I wonder what a strict regiment of anti-psychotics would do for CWC. I’m talking high doses of Latuda or something
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If anything a really really high dose of Seroquel might do something, but I don't really know what beyond autism his diagnosis would look like.
 
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cancermonger said:
he's been helped for 39 fucking years. It's timed he helped himself. literally all he has to do is "how to do (basic adult responsibility)" on google and he'd be able to get his feet off the ground...well, maybe. He's shown he's capable of listening of others and applying that to things he does (idea guys, for example) and he's obviously capable of learning and changing (him becoming a tranny after being homophobic). If he finally realizes what he's done and for once in his life admits he's wrong, then there would still be hope for him.

At the end of the day, he's in control of his actions.
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If external forces can’t help Chris, internal forces definitely won’t. He’s his own worst enemy and everything about him precludes him from ever boostrapping himself into semi-normalcy. He’ll become Tommy Tooter.
 
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I think Chris was doomed from the start.

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Why did Bob and Barb get married? Fuck if I'd know. My money's on Barb getting knocked up again and Bob being an old-fashioned gentleman figured the only appropriate solution would be to get remarried and raise this child like he did his previous three kids. In absolute fairness to Bob, his three adult children from a previous marriage did grow up to become functional and indeed, successful people (one of Chris's half-brothers on Bob's side is an optometrist if I'm not mistaken). However, Barb was always the toxic influence.
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My Chris Chan history might be a bit rusty, but you're absolutely right about Bob. I wouldn't exactly call Bob parent of the year, but he made valiant efforts for Chris' development. That shed moment and post mortem letter always put a tear to my end. He's certainly old fashioned, so I surmise that autism was a new thing for him to learn. I think Bob was opening up to Chris' Sonichu as a means of telling Chris' challenges with autism.

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Any time that Chris would experience some crippling bout of rejection, Barb would always be there to reassure him that he is indeed special and that there's nothing wrong with him. She never made any effort to help prepare Chris for life as a functional adult, because she never was a functional adult even in her younger years.
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Barb was not supportive of Chris; that's pure emotional manipulation. Chris was always a pawn for Barb's tactic, especially after Bob's death. The autism was her meal ticket to feel special again after her several one-night stands. That I didn't know of.

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Sad thing is Chris legitimately loves her Mom, but she does not reciprocal that love. It's easy to say that Chris should just leave Barb behind, but also realize that Chris' dream was always companionship. Moreover, the intentional untreated autism with Barb's meddling kept Chris in check.

Part of me had FELT sorry for Barb at this point because she's a frail, feeble old woman at this point. What CAN you get out of her? Certainly not an apology. However, I believe that Bob got the easy way out with his death. He doesn't have to deal with Barb anybody. He found closure through death. Barb, however, is still "alive" on Earth.

There's a gag on here about when will Barb kick the bucket. I feel that her inevitable time on Earth is a comeuppance for all the manipulation and lying she has pulled onto her family over the years. She has to witness the fruits of her labor with Chris acting amuck. All cooped up with her hoard having to rely on Chris to take care of her while the rest of her family has abandoned her (or is it the other way?) God has a wicked sense of humor sometimes.

This incest act ... I hate to say, but that's a harsh reality that nobody saw coming but the writing was on the wall. (Along with mildew, dirt, grime, shit and God know what else.)

I feel more sorry for Chris than Barb, but he needs to learn that the world won't just abide to his every whim. One way or another, he's going to pay for it.
 
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Maybe Robert Bell will hear about this and come defend Chri-
No lol they already used all of Bob's money to hire him in a case closed sentence trial (against Snyder the Evil Nazi Mastermind Jew), the man won't want another idiot trial on his record.
 
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