Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[cans.wav]

The fact that Null has confirmed Chris's family told him to fuck off means that they likely think he did it too or he said something self incriminating to them. Either way, those bridges are probably burnt forever.

 

[Beardfish]

I can't believe how this is being rationalized.

No, no, it's Barb's fault she's a demented woman who got raped!

 

[The Last Stand]

The CWCKI is down because of this??

Internet traffic.

I can't believe how this is being rationalized.

I can't believe it even happened.

 

[Shart]

i'm late as fuck but wow i want to die now thanks

 

[Optimus Prime]

If external forces can’t help Chris, internal forces definitely won’t. He’s his own worst enemy and everything about him precludes him from ever boostrapping himself into semi-normalcy. He’ll become Tommy Tooter.

Chris has always, ALWAYS been adverse to taking the road of long term benefit when the short term requires less/no work for reward NOW.

Is there anything more they can tac onto him (from previous offenses for example) so he could get a chair?
Either this or he needs to fully troon out soon, holy fuck.

Oh, he's tried fully trooning out. With a knife to his taint for a DIY vaginoplasty. TWICE. It's actually kind of a miracle he didn't get that shit infected and die from it all things considered.

exactly, he's his own worst enemy. Nobody's perfect. All it'll take is for him to admit he's wrong one (1) time and he'll be on the road to recovery. the cure for narcissism is humility imo. But who knows. It's chris- he's as unpredictable as he is predictable

Chris never admits fault and means it. He'll only do it for superficial reasons like how you know kids just say they're sorry to adults for something, but more just so the parent will go away, as opposed to any actual lessons being learned. Just like the Bluespike/Julay thing where given the choice between the PS account being returned or Julay being released, Chris chose Julay...because he thought that it was the 'right' choice and for whatever reason he would get both the girl and his PS account back.

ya right, its been a running joke for years thatd he'd fuck barb, and he's always made creepy comments about her. i think plenty of people saw this coming. i mean ffs he made a fb post years ago about how he was supportive of incest

This reminds me way back, just after the macing incident, where a Kiwi agent attended the initial hearing and saw both Chris and Barb on the bench, and Chris was 'petting' and 'rubbing' barb. Marvin commented saying that was really fucking creepy behavior and something he (Marvin) would do with a girl he was interested in banging, not his own mother.

In light of this thread's subject that puts THAT context in an insanely more horrifying, maybe prophetic, light.

 

[Ser Prize]

I always knew Chris was a terrible person. But man, I didn't think he'd do this.

 

[Chuck's Fuck and Suck]

End of Christory?

No king rules forever, my son.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Knowing Chris and his past, and what most likely he has seen and been sent by trolls and farmers over the years, his computer's harddrive is enough to get him 10 years. We all know he doesn't delete anything, and he most likely had hundreds of images saved on his pc just from accidentally clicking save or simply doing it himself, hell even just browsing sites.
I hate to say it but he may genuinely be seeing more than his fair share of jail time.
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Can Chris even differentiate between Child Porn and more acceptable Porn? Granted given Chris they may also find boatloads of Furry Porn or worse. Which while not technically illegal, is probably enough for the Cops and DA to not want you on the streets with the normal people. Because ICK!

 

[Terrorist]

This is the tricky question here. Cole published a memoir that specifically went into details about Barb's life when she was raising him. To put things mildly, Barb was physically abusive toward him and didn't give a shit if any of her boyfriends were abusing him. Cole specifically mentions one incident where a bullet almost went through his head because Barb was threatening him with a pistol (or something to that effect).

Before marrying Bob, Barb was pretty much your average run-of-the-mill white trahs bimbo in her 40s with a kid she never wanted because one of her many one-night stands from decades past didn't want to wear a condom. Her idea of having fun every night was getting shitfaced in a local bar and then walking away with the latest catch of the day. It just so happened that the catch of the day was a (now-deceased) Robert Franklin Chandler.

Why did Bob and Barb get married? Fuck if I'd know. My money's on Barb getting knocked up again and Bob being an old-fashioned gentleman figured the only appropriate solution would be to get remarried and raise this child like he did his previous three kids. In absolute fairness to Bob, his three adult children from a previous marriage did grow up to become functional and indeed, successful people (one of Chris's half-brothers on Bob's side is an optometrist if I'm not mistaken). However, Barb was always the toxic influence.

Even in Chris's earliest ramblings from 2007 when barely anything was known about him, Chris still vividly recounted the argument that Bob and Barb had in the late 90s when they didn't eat the dinner that Barb cooked and ever since then, she never cooked dinner again. Barb is the one who has the hoarding problem and the toxic debt that Chris's been dealing with ever since 2016. Barb is the one who kept pampering Chris and inflating his ego whenever it suited her.

Say what you will about Bob being a cantankerous and ornery old man whose misguided views on special education prevented his son from getting the help he needed in his most vulnerable years, but Bob was the one who was still trying to put some structure into Chris's life. Bob encouraged Chris to go to college, try and get a job to experience what being a working man is like, and even chaperoned a couple of dates of Chris's in the hopes that he'd find that special lady. There was only one small problem though.

Anything that Bob tried to do to benefit Chris, Barb almost always staunchly opposed it in one manner or another. Barb always coddled Chris whenever his employment endeavours inevitably failed, when he got expelled from college, when his dates ended with a nigger in a Pickle Suit crashed it and ran off with the girl. Any time that Chris would experience some crippling bout of rejection, Barb would always be there to reassure him that he is indeed special and that there's nothing wrong with him. She never made any effort to help prepare Chris for life as a functional adult, because she never was a functional adult even in her younger years.

When Bob was hospitalised and eventually died, Chris started openly experimenting with his gender and appearance; something that was borderline unthinkable when Bob was still alive. After Bob's death, Chris went on an internet hiatus for a good 3-4 years (between 2011 and 2014/2015~) and there was almost nothing in terms of content coming out of him.

That house burning down and Chris getting back on the internet was what fucked him up. It didn't immediately manifest itself, but once the Idea Guys came, the thread of prophecy was severed and we just kept continuing this doomed world that was created without ever knowing it until now. They shared a bed together for six months until the house was rebuilt. God only knows what that did to his psyche.

Could Chris have been proactive? Possibly, but it can go either way and that's the truly disgusting thing.

Bob and Barb married because Bob was a pathetic drunken wreck coming off of a previous divorce, searching for a warm hole to make the prickly wicklies go away. BPD Barb saw dollar signs and one thing led to another.

Bob was better than Barb, but that ain’t saying much. When we saw Bob, it was in the rare moments where he got fed up with the nonsense around him, so we think he was based. We didn’t see the Bob that enabled his son and wife the other 99.9% of the time, who put the Greene County/Megan/Game Place conspiracies in his head, who falsely told him that getting a job would jeopardize his SSDI benefits. We mostly only saw the results of his parenting: Christian Weston Chandler.

When Bob told Chris to cut down the internet, it didn’t get cut down. When he tried to stop Barb and Chris from spooning, that clearly didn’t take (sorry but “he tried” isn’t good enough for that shit). He was a weak man, and a dogshit father to his son by any measure.

 

[Lucrid]

Horrified is an understatement to how I feel about this.

 

[Bonbon]

No, no, it's Barb's fault she's a demented woman who got raped!

Yes, she tempted Chris with her curvaceous body.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

They gonna drag the 4chan Party Van out of mothballs for this bust boys.

 

[Marissa Moira]

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I agree man. I know some people are cracking jokes but I never thought Chris was this fucked in the head. I knew he was a fucking idiot but this man his is some fucked up shit.

I think there's been plenty of incidents in the past that show that Chris is capable of destructive, if not outright dangerous, behavior. The thing with Snyder and the car and the gamestop incident for example. But this? This is outside of even my darkest speculations. And I'm a pretty grim motherfucker. Chris losing control of his temper or something and popping off, that's possible. Hell he's done it before. But sexually assaulting his own mother? No. Never saw that coming.

 

[Burger]

I've lost count of how many times I've beaten off today.
Absolutely the hottest story of the year.

 

[King Kiwi]

This is the end of the world isnt it?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

he needs to learn

Too late for that bro.

Like a decade late.

Sometimes, it's just too late for anything.

You can't turn back from internet famous to trooning out to fucking your mama.

 

[maguyver16]

This is the end of the world isnt it?

AND I FEEL FIIIIINEEEE

 

[ToeNailClippings]

Whoever fucked up at social services over the years since Bob's death, allowing Chris to live in squalor with his mother while obviously being delusional and open to manipulation time and again should hopefully be in deep shit if he did actually rape his mom.

 

[Seraphim]

Do we know anything about that 10Anonymous discord interviewer? Because it kinda sounded like they may have been the one who encouraged this in the first place.

I definitely think 10Anonymous facilitated this whole thing. During the call, 'Bella' promised to watch out for Chris and Barb while they were out dancing and take pictures of them, which implies they planned to meet irl if they haven't done so already. Chris even says (starts @ 4:03 in the audio file):

Chris: Well obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had… I had sex with her, obviously. So...

‘Bella’: Really? Yeah.

Chris: Yeah, but yeah, that’s right. The oedipus complex.

‘Bella’: Oh, the oedipus complex! That’s right, yeah. Yeah, that’s right.

Which implies 'Bella' was the one to tell Chris what an 'oedipus complex' was in an earlier conversation. Knowing Chris, I believe it's entirely possible that 10Anonymous (as 'Bella') could've talked Chris into crossing the line and acting on the impulse to diddle Barbara.

Something else I noticed while I was typing up the transcript:

Spoiler

Despite the filename of the audio in the OP being '2391883-c261b68f7a9062fa55e09beed69e117a.mp3', if loaded into VLC media player it reads 'Voice changer with effects - https://thevoicechanger.com' at the top of the window where the title of the file would typically be. Searching the URL leads to an app in the google play store of the same name. So there's a chance 10Anonymous has modified their voice in the call in some capacity.

It's not anything major, but I haven't seen anyone else mention it.