Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Guts said:
I think if you have been watching Chris for an extended period of time, you really never thought Chris could realistically rape someone
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"A profoundly retarded sexual deviant raped somebody? Good Lord!"

I think maybe you started to commiserate with the retard instead of maintaining some objectivity. Take a step back and ask yourself what your reaction would be if you knew nothing about Chris Chan and I gave you a brief synopsis of his life (40ish autistic tranny who lives in a hoarding house alone with his mom and only has internet friends, if that) and said "so that guy raped his Alzheimer’s mother."

Would you be shocked? Really?
 
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Also, one thought crossed my mind - people keep bringing up that he could come up with that to hide something way less degenerate.
Firstly, I really can't recall him doing something like that. People bring up him making up a story about his first gay experience as JenkiesJinkies, but there are so many problems with that. He wasn't talking about it, he was writing about it, meaning that he could come up with that in a span of hours, when in the recording he just spills the beans non-stop and I really doubt he came up with something this elaborate beforehand. Also, he admitted that the story about summer camp was stolen from Family Guy, so there you have it.
Secondly, the closest thing when he's done something fucked up to keep something less fucked up a secret was during Idea Guys saga, when they blackmailed him into doing more and more depraved shit to blackmail him with it afterwards. As already been mentioned by many people it is really-really-really unlikely that Chris said that from someone else's volition, because he was very willing to give out the details.
Thirdly, and it really makes me wanna vomit, you know what really his story reminds of? His recollection of him fucking with Mya Ham. How he described that she complemented his dick and his skill and his everything and how gorgeous he was and how impressed she was, when we all know that he run out of breath in missionary after 30 seconds, then she was on top for couple of minutes and finished him with her mouth. This is what all his "hitting G-spots like no boyfriend or Bob ever could" reminds me of. And it really makes it even more sick for me - not only he's done something as depraved, but he also used it as a something to boast about.
Now excuse me, I need to take a bleach shower.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
If Monica Lewinsky doesn't have to do that shit despite being associated as the woman at the heart of Bill Clinton's impeachment trial, Megan should be okay since by the same logic, Adam Stackhouse would be facing the same trouble as Chris probably still hates him for stealing the E3 trip and denying Chris that dream of finally getting to have sex.

Apparently this is the thing that Shad has drawn the line on in terms of refusing to do it. The response was far earlier in the thread.

Nah, Satan's luck goes to the pigroach Darksy de Phil who managed to basically commit bankruptcy fraud. Chris is just so exceptional that nobody wants to go to the trouble of dealing with him properly so they let him off easy as until now, all he did was relatively minor shit.

Autism won't save him now, suffice to say.

I think you've forgotten that he actually did this with his own, of his own fucking accord to "recycle" his sperm.

I feel disgusted just typing that.

Where would he go? Chris has been out of the state before and managed a cross-state trip during the Julay saga but he's never really had a need to leave good ol' 14 BC. As Null posted in the update, his own extended family wants nothing to do with him. The only place Chris really wants to go is to his stupid little fantasy C-137 CWCville, to the point he punched his own wall in a sad attempt to punch a hole in the space-time continuum or whatever. Even if he was resolved to living out of the van, he isn't familiar with anything outside of Virginia at best.

So in the end, Chris was correct in that he was internationally famous. Just...not for the reasons he wanted.

I will never forget hearing the macing incident APB police radio blotter recording and the guy going "what the hell?" in the background upon hearing the cop attempt to describe Chris.
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Wait hold up, where can I find this recording?
 
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carltondanks said:
null is so thankless. he deserves more than some journalist trying to get himself 5 minutes of fame trying to get kiwi farms shut down
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I really do feel bad for null right now. He not only has to keep up to date with this whole mess, he also has to deal with potential legal issues concerning this shit show.
 
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Just woke up and the threads still going strong, did I miss anything? From what I've read so far it seems like nothing much has happened since the leak itself.
 
Chuck's Fuck and Suck said:
""Transgender people have an average life expectancy of about 30 to 32 years," Balestra says."
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No More 'Lying': Law Bolsters Transgender Argentines

Argentina recently passed a law that recognizes the right of transgender citizens to change the name and sex written on their ID cards and other documents, with no medical or legal procedures. Other countries have similar measures, but Argentina's law sets a new standard for making the process easy.
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:'(No... It can't be. Not the 41%, not yet!
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Didn't know Argentinians were this cucked. So much for "muh Catholicism" "muh conquistador heritage" "muh aryan genes".
 
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