Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Pony! Hugger of People]

I just thought of something horrifying: Imagine if Chris and Barbara had watched Night of the Living Dead together, and that led Chris to start randomly saying "I'm coming to get you Barbara" to his mother.

Now imagine having dementia, the entire house is silent, you're content to stare at the decaying pile of Reader's Digests, and suddenly -- echoing through the house -- you hear "I'm coming to get you Barbara", and you can't run away.

His voice and manner of speaking make it so much more menacing "H..Hey I'm..I'm.. fixing to come and get you sweety" in a deceptively male voice like mixing the creepiness of autism, children, and dementia into one.... And grooming.... From both sides?

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

is the cwciki still down?

 

[AmpleApricots]

I don't think he'll end up in jail, he's one of the few people where an insanity defense might actually work out. Him casually admitting this is a pointer. This is probably actually worse because if they lock him up in the funny farm, he won't be out for a very, very long time. And these kinds of funny farms are brutal, especially for a guy like chris who never had to comply with anything.

What a twist. Would've never guessed. It is not that shocking though, dude needed set limits he never got, now he crossed a boundary where there's no turning back or teflon-'tarding out of it.

What a morbid end.

 

[biozeminadae1]

Yeah, it's just a coincidence that disgusting trannies are present all over the areas where Chris has fucked himself the worst. Chris might not have even had AGP, he just liked dressing in the woman's clothes that were likely strewn all over the house, freaks online convinced him he was actually a "tomgirl". You remember that? How about when he started rubbing hormones on himself until he was hallucinating and going in and out of psychosis? "The Merge" is just him trying to rationalize his world not making sense while his perception is being distorted by massive amounts of hormones. And now there's a tranny gleefully cheering this chat log on.

We need to face the facts. Chris Chan was a moderately autistic man who would have been fine if it wasn't for the internet. He was convinced, time and time again, to come out of his safe zone and then lied to by pricks like Bluespike. This cowtipping caused Chris, a mentally ill man to be putty in the trannys' hands.

Right as Null was getting his shit together. DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT!!

Got any evidence?

 

[Severian]

is there anyway the house is looked at and condemned?

Null hasn't elaborated on this or the visit yet but my guess the Elder abuse social workers or the cops aren't city people who would care about the house and hoarding

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

CONGLATULATIONS CHRISTINE

 

[Cabelaz]

Chris is undeniably Kiwifarms.net-Core. You're telling me the man who has refused to better himself in the last 15 years despite literally having legions of people and advice thrown his way?
Despite having Null play daddy for him he still finds a way to fucking destroy that relationship by raping his mother? He always will find a new depraved low? He's literally the cow that you can keep on milking. He's exactly the reason the site was created.

 

[PercyFrancienCaramello]

Time to play Devil's Advocate:

I am still pretty unsure about the situation. I am like 65% sure he did it but there is that 35% that nags at my conscious when I think about the overall situation. My point is that it is very believable Chris would do something like this... But it is also completely believable that his is making all of this up. For a few reasons:

1: Chris is a well known chronic liar
Anyone that has read through Chris's life knows this. He is a gigantic bullshitter and will lie constantly to make himself look good. But then you may ask ''Why the hell would Chris lie about fucking his mother?!'' well that is pretty simple...

2: Chris is mentally disturbed and is into weird shit
There is a reason trolls always made incest jokes about him. Over the years Chris has made notions that he was into incest, along with zoophilia. While it was always sort of thrown around as Chris's rampant autism that caused the things he said to come off as incestuous, the text messages and audio recording fully confirm he has an incest kink.

Now, I have outlined that Chris is a chronic liar, who will lie to make himself look better than he actually is, and that he is into incest. If you combine all these together you could make the argument he was lying about fucking his mother just to make himself look impressive. Chris in the past has bragged about having sex with people (be it that one time with the prostitute or his made up lies). The leaked audio and messages were sent to a girl, Chris was probably trying to impress her with his sexual ability by lying about the acts he did to his mother.

''But why would Chris later confirm through the Dillan messages?!'' Despite being in trouble, Chris would still be proud of the fact that it is known he had sexual intercourse with Barb. Probably embarrassed and sad he's in trouble but still probably liked the idea of people knowing that.

Even saying all this, I still believe he did it. There is a lot of hype to instantly call him guilty, while it is still somewhat left open ended.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Its the equivalent of owning a Lostprophets CD.

even Watkins didn’t rape his own mum

I feel like shit when Watkins went to prison because I actually own the single "Last Train Home" due to it being on the NFL Street soundtrack. This is all long before his arrest.

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

is there anyway the house is looked at and condemned?

Would definitely not be surprised at all if they condemned it and then proceeded to tear that shit down. That house is probably as cluttered as it was before the fire and thus is pretty much a huge fire hazard again.

You cannot cure stupidity.

 

[Innocuous]

Is there anything to ask at this point ?

How would you describe your ideal date night with Chris?

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

The initial shock of it was funny, because it didn't really hit me all at once. As the day went on, the reality of it settled in and it honestly it really just left me feeling somber.

You always think someone has hit rock bottom, that they have seen the worst points of their lives. Even before all of this, I legitimately thought Chris could've made it selling art and bullshit, doing con appearances, podcasts, etc., and gotten himself and apartment or something. That's over, that's not happening. Even fucking bonobos don't fuck their own mothers.

There is no such thing as rock bottom, if you think "it couldn't get any worse", I can almost guarantee you that you are wrong. You could be 90 years old, living in a heap of trash, and getting touched by your freak son, while falling in and out of lucidity. Only then to have that displayed for the entire world to see.

That is Barbara Chandlers legacy.

Nigger, you make it sound 10x more depressing lmao
I want to laugh at some of the memes and crass comments here so bad but I just can't find it in myself to do at this point.
It's like, Chris has always been a silly yet lovable character even if he did/said bad shit because you'd think he's ultimately harmless but now we know he actually isn't harmless and he actually can do more than just make people feel uncomfortable.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Listening to the audio multiple times now and seeing some of the lines in the texts, I feel very convinced that this Bella troll was egging Chris into trying to "romance" Barb including coaching him on what to do. That to me is an understated part of this insanity. This troll clearly steered him to this.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Welp... I knew this day would come. But I didn't expect it would involve insect incest.

 

[BallBuster]

Are there any pets left in that house right now??????

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Chris wouldn't lie about stuff like this. Often he reveals his degeneracy by himself....always. It's never the discovery of his degeneracy. He reveals it.

 

[Banh Xeo]

I wonder if Chris is performing any autistic wicken rituals in his hotel room right now. To try an alter this timeline. Or is he just sitting in the corner shitting his pants and doing nothing?

He’s likely masterbating and crying about his loss of China and Everfree, and all that sweet cash

 

[The Cunting Death]

even Watkins didn’t rape his own mum

yeah, just babies

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

This is the end of an era. I remember following this shit in high school when he was just a harmless autist and regularly outputting new Sonichu issues. Bob was still kicking. Attraction signs were all the rage. And now it’s over. The mightiest lolcow has been milked dry. There will be no jail saga; it’s either going to be a very lowkey trial followed by isolated lifelong institutionalization, or a suicide. The prison saga will be a short epilogue at best. It’s well and truly over, and this is the terminally online millennial’s e-9/11. You’ll remember where you were when you found it even years from now. Mainstream internet is even taking notice. It’s done. And I’ve eulogized him in (stolen) poem.

———

Christian Weston Chandler, story of a man
Ending identical to where it began
Deep within the recesses of Barb’s China
Those creased walls, the alpha and the omega.

From sex dolls and yellow hedgehog pokemon,
To Bob’s mighty axe and the unclit, all gone
Michael Snyder, Mary Walsh, and the love quest
Manajerks, jerkops, Sonic’s arms, all the rest.

Megan, Blanca, Julie, Ivy, Mia Hamm,
Wallflower, Jacklyn, the girls from the Madam
It seemed the boyfriend-free girl was but a sham
Clyde Cash, BlueSpike, Billy Mays - all just a scam.

Through Hell and back Chris walked, a virgin with rage
Forever alone, life itself was a cage
But on and on we watched this man on his stage
Then one day he found Barb; weak, burdened with age.

Christian Weston Chandler, story of a man
Ending identical to where it began
Deep within the recesses of Barb’s China
Those creased walls, the alpha and the omega.

Y'know, I sang this in the shower, and it came out surprisingly good. So if I ever get the time, I might upload an MP3 of this here(one day).
Anyhow, thnx for this beautiful shit.

 

[NateHewspapers]

he said she made the first move but he forgets what it was
he later goes on to say (not a direct quote) "yeah um yeah uhhhhhh anyway.... yeah her first move totally.... but.. as for MY first move-"

i think its clear he lied abt the first part

Not to mention there's basically no way Barb could consent to it.
Just look at that stream clip from 3 years ago the dementia is so fucking bad she can barely speak or emote. And she seems genuinely uncomfortable around him (granted it's hard to tell but that "let me go" was ominous as fuck). Chris was probably already molesting her back then.