Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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Null said:
This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.
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Suddenly yesterday's line about letting nature run its course is very prophetic.

It was easy enough for Chris to live in a country where he can get neetbux. If any additional aid to that kind of easy mode is needed... Just leave it to natural selection at that point.
 
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Null said:
This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.
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I know chris is a moron, and a selfish one at that, but Jesus christ has anybody been this self destructively dumb?

I get this much, being homeless fucking sucks. Having literally no money sucks. I've met/know plenty of homeless folks, it's a hard ass fucking life. But it's been ONE FUCKING NIGHT. This idiot couldn't just sit in his fucking car for ONE NIGHT and wait. Most homeless people don't even have the fucking car!
 
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Null said:
This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.
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I guess im not much of grizzled kiwi veteran and never was really interested in the chris chan stuff so i always found it weird that you had rule for not touching da poop and smeared shit all over yourself over chris chan. I guess hes the OG lolcow and you sort of developed a relationship with him over the years. Guess thats a lesson that even you shouldnt touch da poop. Lolcow better seen from afar.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
A-log shall rise from his grave and sow the earth with his many children, coming from his 6-inch fox dick.
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"What Saddam did in the gulf is potatoes to what Chris did go his mom's pussy!"

I actually checked A-Log's social media for content regarding Chris and all he made was some tweet replies to posts that aren't A-Loggy at all, I'm legit proud of him.

Also replies to furry porn.
 
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Null said:
This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.
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Farmer, Viper, etc etc.
You tried your best, though, Null.
 
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TurdFondler said:
Euthanize them both and send every Christorian to therapy. I regret ever learning about Chris and I should not have read this thread.

Even if it turns out to be some idea guy bullshit it's so incredibly fucked up. I'm still holding out hope someone just larped with him until he believed it himself but it's looking grim, boys.
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Yeah every moment of clarity for Chris was met with some absolutely brainlet moment that negated any progress, it's insane it's come to this
 
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Null said:
I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.
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I could genuinely see Chris being retarded enough to state "Barb did not send me money" , not understanding that the addition of "because I sent it to myself from her account" is necessary to make that statement not seem disingenuous - and that even then it's still not right. I think Null's reasoning to cut it at this point is sound, but even now I don't think Chris even comprehends that it was a lie (by initial ommission) because besides being autistic, he's just that stupid.
 
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Jack Awful said:
I actually checked A-Log's social media for content regarding Chris and all he made was some tweet replies to posts that aren't A-Loggy at all, I'm legit proud of him.

Also replies to furry porn.
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Just take what you can get.
 
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