Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Its All So Tiresome]

Where is bluespike when we need him

 

[Beltboy]

Chris breaks out of prison buff as fuck after wiping out half the jail population including the guards and warden.

He becomes a supervillain dressed as Sonichu.

This is the WTF Ending.

 

[LemmeSee]

The timeline would have righted itself if Null had posted 4k ultra HD photos of his gunt for the weight loss competition. This is a punishment from God.

 

[Blue_Snow]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

This hasn’t been his week lol

 

[Catman from cat town]

I’m sorry you had to go through this Null. Remember when a door closes in your life, another opens. Your plants and coming-soon pigeon hatchlings are that door. Take care of yourself.

 

[Dan Abrams]

This is the last post I'm going to be able to make with any privileged information.


Chris gave me access to his emails years ago to help out a while back during the Joshua Wise situation. I've had access since. Chris is aware i have access to his emails, and after changing his passwords recently gave me access to them again. I've helped him deal with trolls signing him up for spam and newsletters and other things like that.

I was going to send Chris his GoFundMe money, but after talking it over and sleeping on it, I've canceled the payment and I've asked GoFundMe to do a total refund.

I told Chris last night to spend one night sleeping in his vehicle, and that this morning I would help him figure out a way to have a roof over his head until August 5th. I suggested that he take some time under the stars to reflect on his situation.

Every so often, Chris gets an email alert that Barb has sent him money. I've always been under the impression that Barb tightly manages his finances and sends him a pittance. However, to my surprise, at 12:38am this morning (so less than 8 hours ago), Barb sent Chris $750.

I asked Chris about this.

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This is a lie. Chris lied to my fucking face.

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I believe this is a violation of his EPO, as he is prohibited from stealing from her.

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I've notified police. I'm done.

This nigga keeps digging his grave deeper and deeper.

 

[chimpSculpture]

Null is (or was) the closest thing that you could call an ally to Chris, not someone who's pretending to be a friend or anything to gain attention but someone who just wants to help (whether that be out of a sense of debt or just kindness). Null was the closest person who could actually help him without fucking Chris over. Chris will be by far worse off for burning this bridge.

Chris probably considers Null as just being another person who can bail him out of any immediate issues. I don't think anyone can knock Null for being this patient, but fuck it took you long enough to realise how effective of a leech Chris is unintentionally. The guilt must've been strong.

 

[King Kiwi]

I believe that the farms has partial responsibility due to feeding Christian's ego by documenting all he has done. But a lot of this is due to the shitty situation he was raised in by his parents. He never got the help he needed due to Barb being WAY too overprotective.

Now, he is a grown man. He only has himself to blame for... this.

TF didnt encourage their manic delusion.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Dude, stop. Chris can claim whatever legalese he’d like that makes this not stealing in his head, but the fact is that Chris sexually abused his mother and stole from her - possibly has been stealing from her - in order to buy an expensive hotel suite instead of sleeping in his car for one night.

Agreed, that's why I wrote "and that even then, it's still not right". I'm not whiteknighting, I just find it easier to attribute behavior to complete stupidity, rather than malice. Especially with Chris.

 

[Tronathon242]

Man, I wasnt expecting to witness a true and honest Oedipus Rex in my lifetime, but here we are. CWC seems to be exponential, jumping from pepper spray to literal elder incest.

The jokes were always there, especially with edits made to SheCameforCWC replacing Megan with Barb. Even with depraved and delusional individuals, one hopes there are lines they won't cross. I'm sure we all believed he wouldn't make those jokes a reality. Chris, however, does not live in a world of boundaries anymore.

Possible attempt-to-escape arc?

Any escape attempt by him would end Jerry Lundergaard style with the police dragging him out of whenever he's hiding. He wouldn't even get out of the commonwealth into a neighboring state before he got detained.

 

[Vore Enthusiast]

I count my blessings that my shit is not (and hopefully will never be) this fucked up

 

[Lyra Plushie]

Literally imaging lying to the one person who could unfuck your situation, and possibly the last person who is willing to hear you out and could try to sway the internet's opinion of you back to being favorable. Holy shit.
There is actually no coming back from this.

 

[Branman65]

SHE EYES ME LIKE A PICES WHEN I AM WEAK
IVE BEEN LOCKED INSIDE YOUR HEART-SHAPED BOX FOR WEEKS

 

[AN/ALR56]

Jesus Christ.
I never thought I couldn't get any worse "insert some unfunny joke to farm good boy points".
Made me come back here at least after 3 fucking years.

 

[Marche]

I'm sure he was going to use that money responsibly.

 

[Ethelokia]

 

[Kusottare]

Where is bluespike when we need him

Bluespike was vindicated. He has discarded our sinful earth.

 

[Jack Awful]

Those new idea guys are going to fucking ravage chris if he avoids jailtime/a group home, and is allowed to browse the internet again. I can't even fucking imagine what they'll make him do.

And for once he'll actually deserve it.

 

[Ramborambo]

Oh God. $750 is exactly how much the ticket to Seattle cost.

CHRIS IS FLEEING TO SEATTLE

HES GONNA SEEK REFUGE WITH THE PONY FUCKERS

 

[Ratzinger]

You wake up in a field, naked. There are scratches on your face and blood beneath your fingernails.
As you look around you notice a djinn gently floating in front of you.
"Thus your second wish is fullfilled."
"What the hell happened to me?"
"I cannot tell you this, as it partains to your first wish. You used your second wish to banish its memory."
"Wow, I'd better ask for something harmless then... Tell me what Chris-Chans been up to."
The djinn fulfills the wish.
"Curious that you would wish for this, for this was your first wish also."
Says the djinn and vanishes.