Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Lazy Man]

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Chris is basically saying that he stole $750 and is waiting for the mall to open.

 

[Pixelated T-Rex]

I look away for 1 night and there's another 100 pages. I hate to be that guy but what has happened since then? I'm gathering that his GoFundMe got shut down? If so what was the stated reason?

As a recap:
"Barb" "sent" Chris $750 some hours ago. Null, who had access to Chris' emails and saw the notification email, confronted Chris, saying this was a violation of the EPO and did Chris take the money. Chris lied about it, then admitted he has control of her accounts. This is a clear breach of the EPO he's received.
The GFM has been cancelled and a full refund is being issued to everyone who donated. Police have apparently been notified. You can find Null's post on it a ways back, it's a highlight.

 

[NigKid]

Oh God. $750 is exactly how much the ticket to Seattle cost.

CHRIS IS FLEEING TO SEATTLE

HES GONNA SEEK REFUGE WITH THE PONY FUCKERS

Well get ready for Waco 2 if they decide to pull him out of there...

 

[Blue_Snow]

This was so wild lol. Goodbye Chris Chan I guess. Do you guys think people are still going to stalk him and make update videos lol?

Normies will most likely leave him alone now but we will still see what’s up with him

 

[lanceisbestweapon95]

So, did Chris do the math (lol) to find an adequate motel room + food for 5 days that costs $750? Or is he going to splurge on an expensive room in downtown Charlottesville that goes over that price?

The literal motherfucker just fingerbanged his own mom and alienated the only person who genuinely tried to help him, you think he's gonna grow a sense of prudence now?

He's either burning the money to go to Everfree or blowing it on Legos, probably expecting that people will come in and bail his ass at the last moment again, unaware that this time he's REALLY fucked it up.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

I think we all want to congratulate Chris on completing his final saga...

 

[Die Wotansperg]

The convention revoked his ticket, so null decided to just refund everyone, and to top it off, chris stole from barb, violating his court order. And then when null asked about it he lied to null. In short, chris fucked up, and is now all alone.

Isn't this literally just the plot to john wick 3: parabellum with infinitely more autism?

 

[Father Jack]

I'm surprised there's not been any visual sightings of Chris yet. It could be a matter of time until some randomer just approaches him in the mall.

 

[Vore Enthusiast]

I guess Null will never find the gun that is hidden away at Chris's house now. The one which almost killed the esteemed movie critic Cole Smithy...

 

[Turk on the lurk]

It started as a smelly dumpster fire, but now it's becoming a nuclear firestorm.

 

[Josterman]

Well get ready for Waco 2 if they decide to pull him out of there...

It’s going to a dumpster fire hedgehog curl maybe

 

[biozeminadae1]

Spoiler: The Eclipse

 

[Long-Nosed Fish]

I'm going to go against the grain here and say I understand this theft.

Fatty is stupid, the world is out to get him and he's got -$200 in his bank account with no access to credit.

He's gotta go 5 days with basically nothing. No money, no place, no one to fall back on and his limited intellect and world knowledge means zero chance of finding some group or charity to help him out.

Except he was told that after one night in the car null was going to disburse the gofundme.

Even if he didn't trust that he only had to make it 24 hours to find out. He couldn't even manage that before completely fucking over everything

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Well get ready for Waco 2 if they decide to pull him out of there...

con already banned him, so he can't go there

 

[Kosher Dill]

Do we know if Barb actually gave him the money or did he just raid the bank account himself?

I don't see why Chris would have lied about it if Barb really did send him money.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Christory is like the tide.

Sometimes it's low and almost nothing happens, other times it's high.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

The post-merge world is beautiful, and I am no longer afraid to die.

 

[Fareal]

So, did Chris do the math (lol) to find an adequate motel room + food for 5 days that costs $750? Or is he going to splurge on an expensive room in downtown Charlottesville that goes over that price?

Occam’s razor: he took 750 because that was the nearest round figure to the total amount left in the account. Smash n grab.

 

[AMHOLIO]

What if Chris is using those 750$ to build a temporary house made of legos?

 

[Paladin Derich]

So why did Null get personally involved with Chris? How did that come about? I don't mean to sound like I'm trying to point a finger, I just don't follow CWC stuff regularly. Sorry for being late.