Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

[Butch McDick]

So we're looking at a Home Alone 6: Lost in Seattle situation?

Where the twist is that Chris is both a Wet AND a Sticky Bandit?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Spoiler: Just sperging

Imagine being Mimms, Lucas, Snyder or Megan. Just living your life, doing normal things. Chris is but a faint memory, you've long moved on from him since those images of him on 4chan and SA were posted. You see a familiar name on Twitter. You want to ignore it, but your curiosity overcomes you, and you take a look at the news.
Imagine being the guy in UVA who wrote that old blog post about Sonichu. You've learnt a lot since then. His name is Chris, Sonichu is the name of that weird character, he's done a lot of weird shit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. What will you learn about him today?
Imagine being a former Miscreant. It's been years since you've trolled Chris. Now it's all twisted, that's why you stopped. The hours you spent on the Internet making Chris run in circles is an old shame, one you'd rather not revisit. You see a familiar name on Twitter. The guilt builds up in your heart again as you wonder what sort of bullshit he's gotten into now.

Imagine being Rocky or Mary Lee Walsh. I would probably feel a little guilt (even though the latter isn't really all that culpable). I would probably wonder if I could have done something to prevent this.

 

[Fareal]

I hate to be That Person, but we have no reason to believe Chris is aware of Megan’s current whereabouts, do we?

I would have retard-rated that idea myself last week, but, well, uh, there have been some fucking developments since then. Bob’s dead, Barb’s in hospital, he has a sweaty fistful of stolen money, Null’s called the cops on him: any inhibiting influence on him is gone.

I can’t put it past him to get the idea to try and contact her if he can.

 

[AnOminous]

MILF of the year 2021
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Imagine those beautiful eyes looking up at you as you unload into her.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

So, did Chris do the math (lol) to find an adequate motel room + food for 5 days that costs $750? Or is he going to splurge on an expensive room in downtown Charlottesville that goes over that price?

He's buying legos, nigga.

 

[Ghjkl63]

its so strange thinking about this man out
in the wild

hes loose!

CONTAINMENT BREACH

 

[sadtusk]

inb4 chris gets off with the most lenient punishment
and ends of doing something much, much worse

 

[LongWayDown]

Chris has alot more shit wrong with him then Autism, I'll tell you that, Autistic people can be weird but they're not as fucking monstrous or braindead as Chris.

Chris has always been a narcissist, but a lot of the delusions he's been having since the Idea Guys stuff reek of a paranoid disorder. He's gotten far enough now that whatever semblance of a life he had before this merge stuff has gone away and he pretty much fully lives in a fantasy. I'm hoping that when he's eventually given an evaluation during this process we can learn something from it.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

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The robots also agree with you. And frankly, so do I. This is gonna turn into an extremely public shitshow and it will be glorious

I hope this is true. The con isn’t until the 13th. I want Chris to go be a crazy homeless person in Seattle for almost two weeks, while there is a warrant out for him violating the EPO and have him try to get into the pony con only to be stopped by the jerkops one last time.

 

[Negi Springfield]

Twitter SJWs are now digging through my tweets and Youtube channel to try and find anything they can use against me. All because I said something about how CWC is male. A male who raped his own mother. Yet they're pissed at me. It's funny if only because of that, but also because they're giving me watch time and views on my Youtube channel. They think taking random screen caps of my videos is going to hurt my feefees or something. Oh well. I'll update this post with some screencaps of the autism. I think you guys deserve to see this.



LOL...oh man. It's always the ones with anime pics? What about the men who chop off their genitals and LARP as women?

 

[Kosher Dill]

So now that he's comfirmed homeless for the next week with no one to help, how long before mega weens try lioking for him?

I've long thought that after Barb's demise some weens would attempt to "adopt" Chris and rape him. Oddly enough, I'm not really bothered by the prospect anymore.

 

[Anstiv]

I'm done with the Internet for the weekend. None of this is funny any more and I just feel uncomfortable and disgusted

 

[easy]

This truly is something to behold. I can safely say I never expected it to come to this. We all knew that looming in the future were truly bad times, but I never figured they'd be so abominable. The freak I found out about on encyclopedia back when i was a wee 10 year old has now come so far.
The past day or so since this has begun have been truly fucking surreal. You've really done it now, Christopher. You're god's true freak. Jesus wept.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVt7nZTPBA

This is all I can think about.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I hope to go to the food court to get something to eat and not buy vidya. Must be weird for Chris to come back to his old stomping grounds.

This will end where it all began: with chris acting like a fucking moron in the mall

 

[Fapcop]

MILF of the year 2021
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Is anyone going to write a Chris/Barb fapfic, or is it really down to me?

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Calling it now:

This is going to be a anticlimactic ending. Probably die in prison from being shanked.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Are we going to have a potential CWC X TransRanch collaboration?

 

[Basketball Jones]

You’re a good guy @Null. I’m sorry things turned out this way.

Time to retire from tard-wrangling and become a simple porch farmer. I hope your pea harvest is plentiful and that your pigeon army continues to grow <3

 

[LargeChoonger]

What date is it

I hope this is true. The con isn’t until the 13th. I want Chris to go be a crazy homeless person in Seattle for almost two weeks, while there is a warrant out for him violating the EPO and have him try to get into the pony con only to be stopped by the jerkops one last time.

I think this guy's right

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Su

So, did Chris do the math (lol) to find an adequate motel room + food for 5 days that costs $750? Or is he going to splurge on an expensive room in downtown Charlottesville that goes over that price?

Supposedly $750 is how much the flight to Seattle will cost, so some people think he might try to fly to Washington